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Of cleavage, butt cracks, piercings and tattoos.

Hey people, hope we all had a great weekend. I have a bit to go over this morning so let’s just dive into it. There seems to be an endless argument between guys and gurls about the pros and cons for embracing certain fashion/not-so-fashion related features and I just thought it’d be good to settle it once and for all. Here we go:

Cleavage

It’s no secret that the average man is a visual being. We love to look and we’ll look even more when we see something we love. Boobs. No man can deny them (yes, even the self confessed ass men). That being said, with unofficial stats claiming there are now 9 women to one man, this only means there’s a lot of cleavage out there. The only thing that will make yours any different from the next gurl is: packaging. As much as we love to see, even the most unimaginative men I know love a little tease. The rule here for me: Leave something for us to imagine. Wear the low neck tops showing just about enough to get us thinking but for most men, when the V’s become wide U’s, the needle on that meter begins to sway in the “lay” direction.

Butt cracks

A couple of years back, this seemed to be the order of the day with our women. They blamed it on those low rise denims even though when I went deeper, I was told by some girls that as much as it started out unconsciously, they realized that it attracted some guys and hence they continued doing it. A good example occurred one day when I met up with a female friend at an eatery. As we waited for our order, a gurl walked in and sat right opposite us. The moment she sat down, she revealed a huge crack that ran all the way to the err.. vanishing point. It was a red flag, no one could miss it. And as my friend and I noticed it, she immediately made to get up to go and inform the gurl. The waiter brought our order just then and as I tried to stop my friend from getting up, the waiter chipped in telling her “Aunty, don’t disturb yourself, she knows what she’s doing, just leave her.”

My friend, being the “near-feminist” she is, ignored our warning and walked up to inform Miss Red flag. She returned moments later cursing and hating herself for not heeding our warning. Why? The gurl gave her the lecture of her life on minding her own business.

Piercings

This is another part I’m really hoping you guys will help me out with. From the little research I’ve done with guys, the opinions are almost unanimous. Let me break it down using ear piercings:

1 piercing = good girl, well brought up, wifey.

2 piercings = adventurous, fashionable/exciting girl, possible wifey

3 piercings+ = (red flag), borderline promiscuous girl, overly independent, LAY

Nose, eye brows, navel, tongue, lip piercings usually range between category 2 and 3 depending on the guy in question. I can already hear a lot of the ladies yelling. This is why we are here. I didn’t come up with this categorization alone, they are strictly based on random surveys I took.

Tattoos

Somewhat similar to cleavage as far as I’m concerned. Maybe I’m too much of a fan of the tease but I think I’d be more excited if upon meeting a girl she told me she had a tattoo “somewhere” and discovering it would depend on how well things turned out between us. This as opposed to me noticing a huge cross on her upper arm upon our first encounter.

A little butterfly at the “small of her back”, sensual words tracing her collar bone, little hearts somewhere below the navel… these are just some examples but you get the point. Call me old or stuck in my ways but except you’re some kind of celebrity or public figure, I really don’t think a huge red rose on your upper arm adds any value or does it?

This list keeps growing longer as I write but I think I’ll stop here so I can get feedback from you guys. Then again, maybe I should just add one more set: Anklets/Waist beads/Toe rings. (I can already hear one of my friends laughing). I really will not mind coming back home to a mildly lit room, sensual candles burning, some background Arabian music playing with my gorgeous girlfriend/wife dressed as an Arabian princess with waist beads and even an anklet on (yes, we endorse role play here) gently laying on the bed. This would probably get me excited for days but that’s where it should stop.

When things like that get outside the bedroom, it just sends the wrongest signals ever. Have you ever listened to a convo between two guys checking out a girl with visible waist beads? I can bet you 9 out of 10 of such convos will probably throw up the word sex more than wifey or even girlfriend. Don’t even get me started on toe rings, I’ll leave that for you guys.

So there you go, time to speak your piece, for the ladies, let us have your views on why you’d go with any of the things on my list and for the guys, what’s your take on the subject, do you share some of my views or not? Cheers.

 

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Discussion

191 thoughts on “Of cleavage, butt cracks, piercings and tattoos.

  1. I sag because my stomach is claustrophobic :|

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 9:02 am
  2. Sigh…. im coming 2 comment now…let me go and calculate my slut status…

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 9:10 am
  3. When it comes to piercings and tattoos,it depends on if its tasteful and location of said tattoos and piercings. I have 3 ear piercings and in no way am I promiscous. I also ve tattoos but not huge crosses on my arm or a giant red rose on my boob. If its tasteful and in a sexy location, I say get as much ink as u want. The buttcrack thing is just gross sometimes, cos seriously who wants to see that. And if u don’t ve great tits, spare everyone the horroe of seeing saggy, spaced out boobs forced to ve some kinda lift with a VS push up bra.

    Posted by adey87 | March 14, 2011, 9:12 am
  4. yup. hehehe

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 9:12 am
  5. Oh the buttcrack thing isn’t gross for everyone. I know some girls that honestly don’t know when their jeans starts riding low. Its not always intentional.

    Posted by adey87 | March 14, 2011, 9:15 am
  6. yup. :|

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 9:15 am
  7. *sits on couch chewing popcorn*

    Posted by Zara | March 14, 2011, 9:16 am
  8. I’m an ass guy but I still say no to butt cracks and AMEN to cleavages :D

    One piercing is perfectly ok and one or two tattoos.

    I dont really care about the beads tho. lol

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | March 14, 2011, 9:16 am
  9. Your hoe status would be too high on this scales abi?

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | March 14, 2011, 9:17 am
  10. Double piercings all the way!!

    As for the butt crack,as long there are no “unattractive” stretch marks around,imagining a pencil btw it isn’t a bad idea!

    Posted by ThePervNerd | March 14, 2011, 9:17 am
  11. sagging does nothing for ur ass nonso, invest in high waisted pants, that way ur nipples can have company….

    Posted by Zara | March 14, 2011, 9:18 am
  12. hope you’re not showing butt crack?

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 9:21 am
  13. :o that was below the belt…low blow…

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 9:23 am
  14. Rite!
    I love tats…never had the cajones to get a permanent one but i have fooled myself with temp ones sha…they were cute too!
    Had double piercings b4…lasted abt a month…was fun… (highlites of my life people!)
    Some of us have just been unfortunate victims of that butt crack nonsense and in the girl at the eatery’s defense…she was approached by a feminist u said? That COULD NOT have been pleasant…for her to be on the defensive was probably her only choice. Plus im sure she fixed up after…
    As 4 cleavage…. *sigh* ….what a cruel world we live in….

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 9:24 am
  15. LOL!!!! Oh dear! x_X

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 9:25 am
  16. Oh im surprised anklets are on this list….arent they cute??? Or is my hoeaux status too high for me to recognise that? :os

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 9:26 am
  17. Men! This is some topic. ‘There’s a lot of cleavage out there, it depends on packaging.

    Posted by adewale | March 14, 2011, 9:29 am
  18. *sips sprite*

    Posted by Zara | March 14, 2011, 9:33 am
  19. Thoughts on Vajazzling :|

    Posted by Sheks | March 14, 2011, 9:33 am
  20. *pulls up thong*

    Posted by Zara | March 14, 2011, 9:34 am
  21. First off,zara nonso and tola yall r hilarious!

    Yes to cleavage if its nt nasty wiv chest hair and tins

    Absolute no to buttcrack.in anyway form or manner.*shudders*

    Def to ink as long as its nt too much and in a resonable place.

    Waistbeads…..camman. Dis is 2011. Anklets r sexy doe

    Posted by KofoSwaggnificent | March 14, 2011, 9:43 am
  22. I agree with basically everything. Especially the waist bead thing. Even I as a girl think it’s a bit risque. It’s nice to see that some guys agree.

    Posted by ijeomaspeaks | March 14, 2011, 9:44 am
  23. /:) zara watch yourself!!!

    Posted by Yogi | March 14, 2011, 9:51 am
  24. Me I love tits o…cleavage all the way….

    Posted by deji | March 14, 2011, 9:53 am
  25. I av 3ear pIercings and im defn no hoe. I actually think 3is sexy… 2is boring.
    Think tatoos r sexy too but ive neva had d liver to do a real one so i settle for d temp.
    And like ‘beforesheimplodes’ says, im also surprised anklets no dey d list. I think dat is already classied as…..
    Butt crack, NO NO. Cleavage, a very BIG YES. Ive got it, and i flaunt it wella :D

    Posted by smiles | March 14, 2011, 9:53 am
  26. Damn….to whose benefit tho…assuming getting laid was the desired result of such an act…

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 9:53 am
  27. Haha! Sitted infronna me in ze lecture theatre iz “an offender”. I’ll approach her later and initiate plans to punish her. Ya’ll need to see her Guitar strings.. #TeamCleavage tho’.. :D

    Posted by Some Cocky Bastard | March 14, 2011, 9:53 am
  28. Permanent tatoos are too risky,u won’t be proud of dem in future why do dem now? Cleavage YES,butt crack EWWWW,piercing other than ears ASHEWO,waist beeds JAZZ,anklet NICE.personal opinion tho

    Posted by hustlergbangba | March 14, 2011, 10:00 am
  29. A little cleavage is perfect. Double piercings r ok.(That’s cuz I have) butt cracks r disgusting. And tattoos that look like they were drawn with permanent maker? Hell NO!!! :)

    Posted by layo | March 14, 2011, 10:06 am
  30. Well..in my opinion.excessive indulging of all tthe above always comes off looking tacky except ofcourse ur dream is to get “married to rock”

    Posted by kechilauren | March 14, 2011, 10:13 am
  31. Your comments are super hilarious…I love full titties,big asses but please believe, fuck whatchu heard, it is the height of 21st century grossness to show ur crack to the whole wide world…Please, it’s disgusting..

    I love tats too..very sexy in my opinion..the more piercings the better..

    Tits,tits and more tits..Keep ‘em alive, give them breathing space and the world will be a better place..*drops mic*

    Posted by awizii | March 14, 2011, 10:16 am
  32. About the anklet thing, I know some guys who wouldn’t date a girl who wears one because it’s said that in the old times, anklets were used to identify prostitutes…
    Ps: I’d love to get a 2nd ear piercing. Don’t see anything wrong with it. ☺

    Posted by Delphine | March 14, 2011, 10:33 am
  33. :(… I’ve got 3 ear piercings(apiece) and at the risk of sounding immodest or vain, I’m quite sure, certain I fall in the first category albeit a bit adventurous.:D… Nice piece tho. Apt.

    Posted by Kk | March 14, 2011, 10:38 am
  34. Love love love the post, Zara’s comments killed me, LOL… So according to the ear piercing thing, I’m a good girl, hian, if not for my fear of needles ehn! Lol
    Nah, I think 2 piercings, even 3, can look classy depending on how its worn. Tattoos, I think when they’re small, discreet and NOT COLORED (really? Colored tattoo on a black woman, js gross) I think they’re gorgeous, planning on getting 3 tats soon…
    Butt crack is naaasty, nuff said!
    Anklets are cute, toe rings are kinda hoe-ish
    I don’t see why so much resistance to the waistbeads, I been wearing waisbeads since I was 13 and I aint abt to stop. I think its cute, but then I’m biased.

    Posted by olawunmi | March 14, 2011, 10:41 am
  35. Waist beads are utterly disgusting…tho I’ve been made to understand that some people use it to watch their waist-lines.
    Butt-cracks? There’s nothing sexy about that..it just screams “disorganized” and mildly irresponsible. Even the so called mistakes..you should feel some cool air if that occurs (except you’re really used to doing it.)

    Posted by StephanieIj | March 14, 2011, 10:53 am
  36. Toolsman!! I SO remember that ‘shan-gree’ girl @ the eatery that day. Euuuwww!! *gagging*
    And for those who think she was defensive cos she was approached by a feminist, think again. I was as polite as the Queen of England, but baby girl was plain ‘ol’ tacky!!

    Now I quite agree about that butt crack thing, totally disgusting, however I don’t see how piercings determine whether a girl is ‘take home to mama’ or not (Tula we’ve had this arguement like a zillion times).
    Same thing for toe rings, anklets, waist chains, tats, whatever. To each his own abeg! Nice piece tho! Oh! And displaying saggy boobs is a no no! However if your goods are nice and perky, then please, by all means!

    Posted by zanyfran | March 14, 2011, 10:56 am
  37. i havent read the main topic yet, i’ve gone thru the comments tho… i just wanna say some things before i read the topic, i am into big booty, tattoos, piercings, waist beads, anklets and all sorts of ornaments women wear… i might end up not reading the topic cos its too long… i have made my own point #okbye

    Posted by blake | March 14, 2011, 11:07 am
  38. I’m a breast man(duh) But is it just me or cleavages aren’t as scarce as they used to be? sometimes, you already expect at least 5 cleavages to reach out and give you dirty slaps anytime you check your “recent updates”… Or zoom in on an avatar. Im thinking cleavages shouldnt be as readily available as they are at the moment…(official statement from movemnt for the renewed scarcity of cleavage. Yarrr :| )Tattoos are a personal thing, but I’ve seen distasteful tattoos on both men AND women. I like those waist chain things. I don’t care about anklets. End of my story.

    Posted by BreastMan | March 14, 2011, 11:13 am
  39. i saw a babe last year,
    she was showin everytin,the boobs,the butt cracks and she tied her pashmina to her bag…..d guys were jst laffin at her, I
    told her to try cover up,she gave m d insult of my life. sm ladies actually think piercing, tattooing and exposing the body make them more attractive but i fink its jst decadent and trashy……..#okbye

    Posted by bukiola | March 14, 2011, 11:20 am
  40. P.S, if I babe knew a particular pair of jeans were most likely gonna expose her buttcrack and she went right ahead and wore them out… Then I’d like to think she knew what she was doing. It’s now left to me to up my concentration game and keep my eyes away from it. Or not.

    Posted by BreastMan | March 14, 2011, 11:21 am
  41. HustlerGbangba just said everything i wanted to…..lwkmd @waist beads

    Posted by skills | March 14, 2011, 11:23 am
  42. I don’t understand y evryone is saying cleavage is ok. I’m a girl and seeing sumone with half her breasts out grosses me out like maad! Its like a ‘come and buy market’ sign. Eeeesssh! Wat happned to decency. A hint is fine. If more than a quarter of ur breast is showin tho, u r a HOE! As for butt cracks I actually disagree. I think a hint of crack is sexy. A hint like if uve got back dimples and a flat stomack and tins then by all means please wear dem low riding denims! Anklets ARE sexy!!!!!

    Posted by bimbo | March 14, 2011, 11:31 am
  43. ƪoƪ. Another nice post. I’ve heard the opinion on the number or piercings and what they connote and I think its a load of bollocks. Good girl or bad girl is like AIDS, e no dey show for face. I hate that butt crack thing but I have to confess that I find myself unconsciously in that position sometimes and I feel horribly embarrassed when I discover…so it makes me wonder why any1 would want to do that on purpose.
    I like Ur blog. More more more

    Posted by MizYve | March 14, 2011, 11:35 am
  44. bwhaahahha.. please calculate dear

    Posted by Henrietta A-Worrey | March 14, 2011, 11:50 am
  45. Headboy, nice 1 o! Hehehehehe. Unfortunately, m tew lepa to ve saggy pants, dnt ve extra piercings, dnt ve tats. Boring me ba? But I still feel sexy enuf sha sooooo….. Nice write up. Me likey.

    Posted by Dokita | March 14, 2011, 11:52 am
  46. FIRST OF ALL, IR U R A HOE, U WONT SAY U R A HOE NOW.. CAMAAAN…………………….. BRB

    Posted by Henrietta A-Worrey | March 14, 2011, 11:54 am
  47. this comment is so not intelligent……..

    Posted by Henrietta A-Worrey | March 14, 2011, 11:58 am
  48. LOL.. ok.. j agree that too much cleavage can be gross.. and hahaha “Come and buy””

    But Butt crack… there r butt cracks and there r nyash cracks… i have dimples on ma waist/lower back but i will never wanna show ma butt crack.. for why now.. i don’t think its sexy at all though… but hey, its ur view..

    Posted by Henrietta A-Worrey | March 14, 2011, 12:02 pm
  49. lol @ hustlergbangba…. I agree with him tho. Those waist beads annoy me the most tho, if u want to use it to check ur waist size u can put it on occasionally but i’ve heard many guys sy they find them sexy especially if they r gold.
    When i imagine toe rings, i imagine them on bleached toes x_x

    But all in all, these thingscan’t be used to determine whether a girl is good or not

    Posted by minini | March 14, 2011, 12:02 pm
  50. Chei, Oj, you won’t free me and this headboy thing.. ok oh.. thanks for the comment..

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 12:06 pm
  51. hmmmmm ok i my self have 3 piercings and am definately getting more we have to stop letting outward apperance influence what we think of people the buttcrack one iam a repeat offender not on purpose though i cant believe anklets and toe rings made it into this list

    Posted by kiki | March 14, 2011, 12:11 pm
  52. Omd! I like this one. I’ll be following ur blog toolsman.

    Posted by ogirl | March 14, 2011, 12:14 pm
  53. hmm, an interesting one toolsman. I quite agree with your findings but dont necessarily share all the views. I dont have a problem with multiple piercings, tattoos or cleavage (keep it at the V though) but please i dont want to see no butt crack. I guess everyone has a tolerable limit for what defines a person. The issue though is that the vast majority of guys hold the views expressed above by toolsman and while they may love all these in a girl for a sexy girlfriend, they may tend to become more conservative when thinking of a wife

    Posted by afropuff | March 14, 2011, 12:41 pm
  54. Absolutely nothing wrong with anklets mehn…nothing at all..I’m even surprised it makes the list..if its any different from a bracelet, its prettier..

    Double or even triple piercings are cool..

    Posted by taiwo | March 14, 2011, 12:43 pm
  55. GBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by H•A•W | March 14, 2011, 12:43 pm
  56. Woohoo guys! U knw whts sexy?? Gold teeth!!! Yea bwoi! Slam bang in the middle of a set of already brown dentition…great wifey material as well :D

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 12:47 pm
  57. buhahahaha… Tola.. slap yourself .. but a lot of the females have been expressing surprise as to how anklets made this list.. have y’all noticed that it seems more guys have picked waist beads over them?

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 12:49 pm
  58. i know who dis is… second ur personal opinion

    Posted by buga | March 14, 2011, 12:51 pm
  59. I have to counter your rating of girls and thier piercings! The fact that i have 3 or more piercings doesn’t mean i’m an easy lay or not wifey material. If you share this opinion about piercings then we might as well use this categorisation of LAY for the tattoos & anklets. I believe that any form of body art is self expression…so why judge piercings alone nd not tattoos/ anklets? Please review the ratings or better still take them out. I think its a HIGHLY PREJUDICED statement.

    Posted by Scarletdiva86 | March 14, 2011, 12:51 pm
  60. Funny aw some of dis girls think wen dey do this things.I have come to believe dat they are achieving the aim of doing those things dats why they continue. If no guy calls a girl dat is almost showing us her breasts in d name of cleavage den she will stop. Dat been said I am a fan of the tease to,show me a little and let me imagine what the rest is going to be like. Piercing, anything after two is a no no!and to rings, just move on,I hear its a lesbian tin!

    Posted by oba | March 14, 2011, 12:57 pm
  61. Hello Scarletdiva, let me just state again that the opinions expressed in this post are not all mine (I tried to state this in the post) I took random surveys and even if these surveys make up a rule adopted by all men, there will ALWAYS be exceptions.

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 12:57 pm
  62. Subtlety, very important.. Just enough cleavage and absolutely NO buttcrack… Maybe the smalls of her back.. Piercings anything over two and you start to look like a goth.. I have nothing against waist beads and anklets and toe rings have no place in this blog.. They’re nice.. Anybody that knows Suliat babcock dropout can send her this link. She’s revolting and thrashy and in her ignornace believes she’s Sexy.
    This concludes my first comment in a non-political blog

    Posted by jr | March 14, 2011, 12:58 pm
  63. Butt crack? – Big No No

    Waist beads- Very razz ….very agege bread seller….

    tattoos- Tattoos on the the arms, neck are a lil “prison yard-ish” for me….Also Tattoos at the small of the back- (The tramp stamp) too obvious……Lets just say im not really a huge fan of tattoos

    I read somewhere that decent cleavage should not be more than 1/3rd of the bust….Anything more than that is skanky

    Piercings- I have only 1. At some point, i had 3….then i got bored. If she has her nipples pierced or down there…..just know shes a freak.

    Posted by Gbemi | March 14, 2011, 12:58 pm
  64. LOL! i just laffed out Loud.. workmates think m psycho

    Posted by H•A•W | March 14, 2011, 12:59 pm
  65. Your name speaks for you(((((((perv))))))))))

    Posted by MizDahmi | March 14, 2011, 1:00 pm
  66. *bleh* how can you be into evrything regardless……..read up abeg

    Posted by MizDahmi | March 14, 2011, 1:08 pm
  67. Ok..I don’t have a tattoo..I have only one piercing….but I’m not a good girl not like I’m a hoe..I dont think it really matters though..no biggie..:)

    Posted by Jade Mustapha | March 14, 2011, 1:10 pm
  68. hustlergbangban has said it all…nice read tula

    Posted by buga | March 14, 2011, 1:15 pm
  69. I have 2 piercings, thinking of getting a tattoo on my bum. I don’t think I’m a ho’ or even close to one. Do you?

    Posted by Sam-E-yah | March 14, 2011, 1:21 pm
  70. And this is where ignorance begins…*sigh*

    Posted by awizii | March 14, 2011, 1:21 pm
  71. Plenty hoes full this comment page…..*picks race*

    Posted by skills | March 14, 2011, 1:28 pm
  72. hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha You knowww X_X

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | March 14, 2011, 1:30 pm
  73. Lol, woooow! Dude u sure picked a very interesting topic oo! I’m rily happy der r still some decent guys commenting lyk this, makes me rily happy! I’m impressed…and as for my views? I totally agree with u, seeing it from ur point! Kudos man! :) Cheers.

    Posted by Chiwunma | March 14, 2011, 1:34 pm
  74. Err I think u r!

    Posted by bimbo | March 14, 2011, 1:39 pm
  75. Ouch!

    Posted by skills | March 14, 2011, 1:45 pm
  76. If bimbo is Abim, cos I think it is, then u r an idiot.

    Posted by Sam-E-yah | March 14, 2011, 1:45 pm
  77. I think anklets are pretty.. But! It has to be on a slim, graceful ankle not a chunky one. And the anklet itself should be slim and dainty so you don’t end up looking like a cultural dancer..

    Posted by BettyBoop | March 14, 2011, 1:46 pm
  78. On ur bum? Interesting! But 20yrs from now,how would you feel about the tatoo?

    Posted by hustlergbangba | March 14, 2011, 1:48 pm
  79. who else do u think? like food

    Posted by skills | March 14, 2011, 1:49 pm
  80. “like food” wasn’t meant to be in that comment

    Posted by skills | March 14, 2011, 1:51 pm
  81. @SAM-E-YAH
    who is the idiot? People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

    Posted by Trouble | March 14, 2011, 1:51 pm
  82. Butt cracks are always gross, smooth bottom or not. Cleavage… Meh, us B cups have no say in this matter. Don’t have an opinion on tattoos as long as it hasn’t been deformed by stretched skin. Piercings are fun! Even though I have only 2. And on the issue, do you mean 2 that can be seen or 2 in general? Cause I don’t see anything wrong w/ say 2 on the ears and a bellybutton one.

    Errr… Why are anklets on this list? And someone should answer o! Cause I’m curious as to why they’d be seen as “risque”. I think they’re cute! Especially if you have slim sexy ankles :D

    Posted by Mz. T | March 14, 2011, 1:51 pm
  83. Piercings I do not agree with are Tongue Piercings.
    if a girl wants to pierce her eyeballs she can right ahead but I just cannot accept tongue piercings.

    I have a tattoo so I don’t really have much to say on that, except if you tattoo your own name on your skin you are mentally deranged.

    As for cleavage, if a girl wants to show it off we should just go ahead and let her show it off and judge her quietly in our heads.

    showing off butt cracks *sick face* that’s just wrong

    Posted by creamandcoffee | March 14, 2011, 1:53 pm
  84. I agree with most of the points in the blog.
    Cleavage: a hint is fine but too much is over doing it
    Butt crack: all imma say on that is Crack is bad :|
    Tattoos: my religion is against it. Levt 19:28
    Ankelets: I think they are sexy. I used to wear one but my momsie said its a mark of a prostitute. Didn’t make me take it off but my uncle psyched me that after I marry I can wear my thing. So imma do just that.
    Waist bead: I think they are sexy. But no be me go marry you.
    Toe rings: I feel its just a fashion statement. Just like cocktail rings on ur fingers used for fashion.

    Basically, do everything in moderation but say NO TO CRACK. #thatsisall

    Posted by Ms Osunsan | March 14, 2011, 1:53 pm
  85. Butt cracks that’s a No No! 4me.
    I don’t mind a nice tattoo on her hips,I think its sexy if its a nice design.
    Piercing looks good on some and just horrible on d rest,I’v seen girls dat look good with nose rings,but a tongue ring makes a guy think BJ :),makes me wonder what she can do with her tongue
    Beads,1 is fine,2 is too much and it should be clean too.
    Cleavage is fantastic definitely gets my attention,too much of anything is always bad tho,showing more than half ur boobs in a push up bra,just kno if I buy u anything 4u I’m only payin for sex
    JUST BEING HONEST

    Posted by Jimmy Flames | March 14, 2011, 1:55 pm
  86. People people…let’s not lose syt of d idea behind it o! I’m very sure he was clear wen he said dt its nt all his opinion…he took a survey…yes? @thetoolsman! Bt den again, babes, having more dan 1 piercing, tats n all dat ish doesn’t hv to make u wat his observations state…bt u’d have to prove urslf otherwise!! From basic observation, u’l get wateva comes ur way. Wat d guys see, dts hw dey act…until u prove otherwise! “How u dress is how u will b addressed”-i hp this applies…der r guys dt lyk all that, its fyn! Some wldnt mind it as their stats for a wifey, bt u cn b sure dt d average guy takes ‘thetoolsman’s’ view…cheers!

    Posted by Chiwunma | March 14, 2011, 1:58 pm
  87. I have 3 piercings on one ear and 2 on the other for purely personal reasons, i have a special attachment to the earrings in the holes, never take em off. a tatoo would be nice a tiny one in a discreet place , am just too scared of the pain if nt id have done it, i dnt condone piercings anywhere apart from the ear though, butt cracks are totally nasty, cleavages are allowed infact seeing as i cant wear a top without showing some cleavage i think saying its allowed is pretty much a given ;)
    Anklets toerings and d rest should be left were they belong, IN HIGH SCHOOL.
    waistbeads are aight, i have worn some in my life but i kinda outgrew them, i wouldnt judge anyone that wore though

    Posted by BBB | March 14, 2011, 1:58 pm
  88. I didn’t comment on piercings but the same rule applies do everything I’m moderation. I know people use piercings to express themselves but people are the same all over, they will judge you. So as much as u want to express ur art or make a statement, remember people are judging u including potential school, employers and husbands. Okay I ve said too much.

    Posted by Ms Osunsan | March 14, 2011, 2:03 pm
  89. Much respect to all dem tatt free commentators on dis Zones …Goodluck wiping out all the slut stains in ur fannies …Hypocrites oshi ..

    Posted by iFuxwivU | March 14, 2011, 2:05 pm
  90. Cleaveage: V is very aacceptable(enuff to tease)

    Butt Cracks: NO NO..dou i must admit it happens unintentionally at times

    Piercings: Have got one…itching baldly for a 2nd and that is it.and am definately a wifey:)

    Tatoos: errrm nice but am sure when am older i wont think of myself as responsible when i got them then..i mean what am i going to preach to my kids? except ofcos its somwhere only their dad can see:D

    Waist Beads: NO NO except if its “GOLD” (much more classy)

    Toe rings,anklets..ermmm i would pass…wait a min..anklets are OK.

    But then again all these only make up the outward and are not enough to completely judge a gal on wether she is good or bad. You would be suprised at the things gals without even a single piercing(on her ears for that matter) does..

    Posted by MizDahmi | March 14, 2011, 2:06 pm
  91. The virgin prostitute speaks ..

    Posted by iFuxwivU | March 14, 2011, 2:08 pm
  92. Why all these babes dey justify their wifey status even when the write up and a few comments state otherwise…..leave that to us fellas unless una wan marry una selves…….

    Posted by skills | March 14, 2011, 2:10 pm
  93. Thank you so much for this comment… it says a lot …

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 2:12 pm
  94. Lmao!Nice Post..buttcracks? Naaa!!I fink Piercings re sexy.I ve 2 & I’m gettin 2 more immediately I grad 4rom Uni..I’m no HOE..Tattoos?YES!!..dose lil ones o..not dose ones dat look like scars..beads??I’m indifferent..anklets..is it not old ‘Iya eko’ women dat wear dose fins??But hey..sexy is however u define it..Whatever rocks ur HOEISH boat :)

    Posted by Whatshesaid | March 14, 2011, 2:16 pm
  95. I like some tatts, but would never get a permanent one, as for cleavage, alittle is ok, and piercings(apart from the ears) toe rings and anklets, I’m indifferent, but my mother thinks its a symbol of slavery…What about legs, is there something wrong with showing too much legs?

    Posted by SoniaofHBF | March 14, 2011, 2:19 pm
  96. None of this things makes any girl a hoe tho,a lady/hoe is what ur are not what u wear but that don’t mean I won’t look @ certain things on ur body and not attempt to get laid,something just can’t b ignored,nice blog

    Posted by Jimmy Flames | March 14, 2011, 2:19 pm
  97. @hustlergbangba if its a tiny butterfly tattoo, I’d be fine with it in 50 years sef

    Posted by Sam-E-yah | March 14, 2011, 2:19 pm
  98. Cleavage???Love it!Love it!!Love it!!so far its beautiful, ample boobies tho..Like mine ;)

    Posted by Whatshesaid | March 14, 2011, 2:21 pm
  99. That Agege Bread seller thing cracked me up.

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | March 14, 2011, 2:22 pm
  100. 1.Definitely the anklet is sex
    2.2 piercings allowed only on ears and belly button
    3.Tatoo in a sex not for everyone to see place
    4. SAY NO TO BELLY CHAINS
    5.Cleavage just a little bit…
    Generally, I think toolsman hit the nail on the head…
    NEXT BLOG TOPIC, pls talk about FAKE EVERYTHING (nails,hair,eyelashes,bodymagic for guys and girls)…
    BE NATURAL…before I start blogging on the comment…oya bye bye

    Posted by Tomi_Giwa | March 14, 2011, 2:23 pm
  101. The “y” on my key pad isn’t working…so where u see “sex” I meant “sexy” :|

    Posted by Tomi_Giwa | March 14, 2011, 2:34 pm
  102. (y)

    Posted by Dreeee1 | March 14, 2011, 2:35 pm
  103. Btw…waist beads are tacky..are you related to a hausa maygaurd..anklets..no thanks.. IMO

    Posted by Jade Mustapha | March 14, 2011, 2:35 pm
  104. your honesty = 100 !

    Posted by Dreeee1 | March 14, 2011, 2:36 pm
  105. Thanks for the comment. As for that other post you spoke about, I think you should read this: http://thetoolsman.wordpress.com/2010/10/11/the-real-woman-an-endangered-species/

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 2:37 pm
  106. LMAO (Y)

    Posted by Dreeee1 | March 14, 2011, 2:38 pm
  107. Real Thugs Don’t discriminate. B-)

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | March 14, 2011, 2:38 pm
  108. Butt Crack??? NOOOOOOOOOOO. Dts just ‘eeeewish’ :p
    Cleavage? Erm….a lil is fine, prob’s a lot of women dunno d meanin of ‘cleavage’ dis days, cs dey end up displayin like half of deir boobs. Buh den what do I knw, I’m jst a bladdy size B *sob* *sob*
    Erm….Tula, gaan remove anklets frm dis ur post sharply! Hian! They’re veryyy sexy…buh on slim ankles plix….thank u :|
    Waist beads, I find dem sexy-if its a simple gold waist chain, nt d 3-in-1 N100 kinda beads sha :p
    Tatts…..I thnk d ones in ‘coded’ places r kinda sexy…nt d all-up-in-ur face kinda ones, wiv a love sign nd an arrow thru it *rme*
    Piercings…personally, I thnk more dan 2 is a bit erm….not cool #okbye :D

    Posted by Jumie | March 14, 2011, 2:38 pm
  109. Common shattap jo. Like food was meant to be there

    Posted by bimbo | March 14, 2011, 2:39 pm
  110. LMAO….

    Posted by Dreeee1 | March 14, 2011, 2:40 pm
  111. LOL…A world of double standards ,everyone that commented said COOL to the ones they have and ewww/ NO to the ones they don’t ( just yet)…

    same way the ones that argued for having sexual partners that surpasses your age were the low-key guilty ones..

    Toolsman,abeg don’t start a war on cleavages like Lumi started on lace-wigs and ended that era though.biko

    Do a post on we men with pot-bellies too not just women going fake..

    nice1 though.

    Posted by Dreeee1 | March 14, 2011, 2:44 pm
  112. Umm…ok

    Posted by Jade Mustapha | March 14, 2011, 2:46 pm
  113. buahahaha! I like the cause u are fighting for. I totally support it.

    Posted by radeyo | March 14, 2011, 3:23 pm
  114. Ghen Ghen!!! Danger Zone!!! Everybody has a ‘HOEmometer’ now…*sigh*

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
  115. Anyone who feels a need to say I’m not HOE definitely has doubts #justsaying

    Posted by bimbo | March 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
  116. Hahaha, this is really funny as articles like this usually are.
    We are talking about human being here right? Not computer codes or machine parts, right?

    When did 1 + 1 = 2 with human beings? You’ve got 3 piercings = you must be promiscuous.

    Africans, I shake my head at our plight. We stand in awe at the technological advancements made by the western world, moan/gnash our teeth at our own misfortunes of wars,strife,hunger & disease.

    Tattoos & piercings are as cultural to Africans as our traditional wedding ceremonies. Even if your culture doesn’t practice it, the next probably does. Butt cracks & cleavages? Well, I almost got confused…….thinking it was a fashion fad mostly embraced by the young and those who believe their boobs are the only things they have to offer the world (This isn’t a generalization, do your own survey. Some big breasted girls believe this to be so). Like sunglasses instead a building or at night, we all grow and leave certain things behind unless you are a ‘celeb’ who is very aware of his/her shelf life.

    My keyboard tells me to shut up, on what pedestal do I stand to make my voice heard? Am I not talking from my own point of view? A point of view heavily influenced by my own experiences and laissez-faire attitude towards life,yes?

    *Pushes keyboard away & goes to sleep* ……wake me up when 3 piercings really means a girl is an easy lay.

    Disclaimer: All grammatical & spelling errors are 100% mine

    Posted by @lagoshunter | March 14, 2011, 3:31 pm
  117. Wow! Today’s blog has been inundated with several hilarious comments. I was actually trying to deceive myself thinking I could read half of ‘em. Nice one.

    But what are my views tho?
    Yeah, for piercings: 3 or more used to be for promiscuous babes till I was proven wrong. 2 is very acceptable for me. Having 1 is cool too.

    Cleavages are welcome but yeah, breastman has a point, it’s now everywhere like nokia charger (pin-mouth). It shouldnt be so. Good things should be scarce.

    Butt cracks: Err, why am I indifferent about it? maybe becos it’s in my opinion unintentional. It doesnt trigger my radar alert anyway.

    Waist beads rested on worthy hips are acceptable.

    I think the ratio of guys that still wear durags for fashion to ladies that wear anklets is 1. It’s just uncommon so I support the girls on this one, it shouldn’t be on the list.

    Posted by radeyo | March 14, 2011, 3:54 pm
  118. the comments are very interesting….
    the amount of ornaments on your body don’t necessarily reflect the purity of your heart or quality of your head…that being said no one likes excesses

    Cleaveage: tease me, don’t blind me
    Butt Cracks: NEVER…**cover ur yansh joor** (but waist dimples – sexy)
    Piercings: arrangement is key
    Tatoos: position and size shows how creative you are
    Waist Beads: not a fan at all
    Toe rings,anklets: NO…NO..NO

    Posted by tayo1004 | March 14, 2011, 3:57 pm
  119. err… :S … why so angry tho?

    Posted by radeyo | March 14, 2011, 4:10 pm
  120. lol

    Posted by Y | March 14, 2011, 4:18 pm
  121. I want to DM some pple here to ask for their real names tho. I’m seeing familiar handwritings/text-voice so i want to confirm the owners.
    Is it pawzible? X_X.

    Posted by radeyo | March 14, 2011, 4:22 pm
  122. LMAO! But y?

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 4:24 pm
  123. This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever read.

    Really?

    So being who I am, sexually adventurous and stuff if I only had one piercing I’d pass as a “good” girl because that’s what survey says?

    I have 3 tattoos. Plan on getting up to 5. I have 2 piercings, that most likely will increase. If somehow I walk into a room and you judge me based on my piercings, then baby I don’t want to be with you either. Your shallow mindedness is just as unsexy to me as the things you listed up there are to you.

    And waist beads amongst Nigerians were most times a cultural thing. My friend has had one since she was 5. It also helps regulate you weight. If your beads get tight, its time to lose weight, that is what they were used for traditionally. But idk about now but once again if any of those things prevent you from meeting a woman, the on who has the problem is you.

    I’m by many Nigerian definitions a slut and I’m ok with that but its clearly based on my sexuality not on my piercings and stuff. I was a slut way before I got tatted and pierced.

    I had a whole speech layed out but thankfully Lagoshunter did most of it already for me.

    *sips wine, scratches balls*

    Posted by vanity | March 14, 2011, 4:26 pm
  124. LOL.. still rolling

    Posted by H•A•W | March 14, 2011, 4:29 pm
  125. U be man or woman wey dey scratch ya balls….maybe u be tranny sha….no offence

    Posted by person pikin | March 14, 2011, 4:32 pm
  126. lol.. been waiting for this, it will definitely spark things up again… and yes, you really should stop adding *scratches balls* at the end of your comments…

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 4:40 pm
  127. I’m female. Dear person pikin saying no offense after something that is clearly offensive is redundant and stupid. Making excuses for your thoughts is cowardly. Accept that it’s offensive and move on or don’t say offensive things.

    Posted by vanity | March 14, 2011, 4:42 pm
  128. Wow you guys should calm the fuck down!
    Nigerians are always so serious!
    So uhm yea I have 17 piercings-14 ears,1 tongue,belly and one hidden one (knock yourselves out as you try to figure it out)
    I have 1 tattoo (18 cute stars splattered somewhere)
    I love tattoos..there’s this sensation I get when my skin comes in contact with the needle..ooh la la..can’t wait to get more..
    Em what do piercings and tats have to do wifey/hoeish qualities?abeg chill out
    But who cares what people think?
    And no I don’t have piercings/tattoos to make me feel beautiful or anything..I’m a very hot potatew #askaboutme #cockyLewLew
    I walk into a room and people have a million and one oooohs and ahhhs but I don’t care..
    You can’t base anything on anyone’s outward appearance….nigga puliz..are you kidding me?abeg life isn’t that serious!.
    And I know for a fact that my husband would not judge me based on my piercings or tats..so plusssssh
    I’m not a lover of multiple tats or huge tats..they just don’t do it for me..as with flenty flenty piercings hehe
    Cleavage is sexy….I’m a firm believer #powertoboobies
    Eww butt crack
    Toe rings/waist beads are blah for me!
    And yes 50 years from now,if I don’t like them,I’ll take them out finito
    No long speech about it
    So all of you saying yadi yada yada about numerous piercings and bla bla
    Take a chill pill..drink a cold glass of zobo and be coooooool
    Wet kisses for Zara my nuggie hehehe
    Oh yea don’t forget to #ShopMeoki at http://www.shopmeoki.blogspot.com
    Great post Toooli!
    X

    Posted by ZeLew | March 14, 2011, 4:50 pm
  129. well said sha…

    Very diplomatic and unhypocritical point. I like.

    Posted by radeyo | March 14, 2011, 4:58 pm
  130. ROFLMAO i heart u die egghead
    tattoos and/or piercings do not come to mind when im tryna define a hoe
    the definition of a hoe is someone who is either getting paid for pussy or someone who gives it out like free samples…shikena
    all this other long tori is as a results of the confinements of tradition/religion
    all of y’ll living in a box, open ur damn mind
    the world is bigger than lagos/abuja
    i also have/had a number of piercings, and tbh i got them because i like pain….(lets not analyze this sentence)
    and im not a hoe…ask about me too —> zara carter biatch
    dont relate unnecessary things together
    life is waaaay too short for such

    also..
    shopmeoki
    xoxo

    Posted by Zara | March 14, 2011, 4:58 pm
  131. @ZeLew thanks for the comment.. you and the other guys who’ve shared your opinions have helped create the kind of balance I was expecting… I took a random survey, it wasn’t academic or anything, just wanted to use it as a basis for starting a conversation and what a conversation it has turned out to be… s/o to everyone who has commented so far and everyone who’ll still comment/read this post.

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 5:02 pm
  132. Tellem Vanity!
    *fist pump*

    Posted by ZeLew | March 14, 2011, 5:02 pm
  133. I know that text-voice behind that person pikin, I swear I do. see why we need DMs here? Person pikin is probably trying to apologise in private and this is another reason why we need DMs here. lol… just having the nutty need to digress from the main gist a bit, pay me no mind.

    Disclaimer: I’m not person pikin o… even though I believe I’m soomeone’s child sha

    Posted by radeyo | March 14, 2011, 5:03 pm
  134. Explain the balls na! If u like vex *shrugs*. I for talk more but I no wan turn am to ija igboro…..so much for saracasm……and talking about offensive things sef,no be u dey scratch balls for ita gbangba? 0_o

    Posted by person pikin | March 14, 2011, 5:03 pm
  135. loool! I swear I know dis text-voice… *wailing* I need to satisfy this curiosity so baddd

    Posted by radeyo | March 14, 2011, 5:09 pm
  136. *rollin in deadment*
    The comments hav bin hilarious!!!kai my stomach hurts…

    I tink a tongue piercing’s fuckin hot doe..

    Only one person says *sips wine, scratches balls*…smh at u woman…

    Posted by KofoSwaggnificent | March 14, 2011, 5:13 pm
  137. Lol Z don fesk
    Hahahahahahah berds of the sem feather flock togesra
    I have no weds for u
    Lol pussy sampling hehehehe
    Thank u ō..
    The world doesn’t revolve around lagos/abj
    Pahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Support my trade bish!

    Posted by ZeLew | March 14, 2011, 5:13 pm
  138. oh u totally get what I mean by the text-voice ba? u think u know who Vanity is shey?… u need to DM to confirm

    Posted by radeyo | March 14, 2011, 5:18 pm
  139. dude, drop the DM thing jo..lol… by the way … you are way off…

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 5:20 pm
  140. @Zara u rily expect us to let the ‘I like pain’ comment to slide….damn why can’t we have DMs hia???!!!

    *carries placard and demonstrates outside toolsman’s office*

    Posted by KofoSwaggnificent | March 14, 2011, 5:22 pm
  141. Hey! I’m a huge fan of sexual freedom. You wanna be sexually free with me???

    Posted by Munchie | March 14, 2011, 5:31 pm
  142. You go fear toasting for hia

    Posted by person pikin | March 14, 2011, 5:33 pm
  143. lol.. hey drop that thing.. there shall be no #Egypt here…

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 5:33 pm
  144. Honestly its all about getting laid, if she has ten rings o! If she has 50 tattos, if she has leopard teeth as waist beads (okay scratch that). All that matters is the shagging.

    Posted by Munchie | March 14, 2011, 5:37 pm
  145. Oh wow…

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 14, 2011, 5:45 pm
  146. cleavage tinz are cool as far as its in moderation, buttcrack exhibitions hell to da NO NO NO piercings are kinda sexy except on nipples tatoos are can be sexy depending on the tatoo and location location location and i keep expecting any one with waist beads and anklets to break into a traditional dance, spontaneously combust and turn into a pheonix :|

    but we really need to open our minds to stuff, none of these should be a pre-conception for hoedom or hoeship In an alternate earth i’d probably have like a million tatoos and those big ass earings the lead singer of linkpark rocks.

    Tatoos on titties are sooooo NOT sexy … how dare you taint those beautiful mounds of seduction!!!

    Posted by gbengeneknosall | March 14, 2011, 5:47 pm
  147. One trusim in life people..tatoos,piercings,blah blah..sure does not define one.. Sadly nigerians are fucking small minded..I have 3 tatoos and piercings..and yes my hoemeter is high..”Jokes” ..this shit is for the birds to be honest..like for real..its only nigerians that have time for such..

    Posted by fuck u all | March 14, 2011, 5:55 pm
  148. I am in no way offended doll. If you follow me on twitter, you’d get the basis of my scratching balls but I didn’t understand the rest of your comment so that is that

    Posted by vanity | March 14, 2011, 6:20 pm
  149. Lwkm @munchie! Howeva madam vanity. U just butressed thetoolsman’s point tho. He says if u have many tattoos and piercings u r a slut. U say u have many tattoos and piercings (with more on d way) and u call urself a slut too. :D there really is no argument here

    Posted by bimbo | March 14, 2011, 6:25 pm
  150. Calculating my hoestatus

    I had 5 piercings but in d name of “looking responsible” I’m down to 3.
    I loove tattoos but dnt ve d guts 2 do smfin permanent.
    As 4 d cleavage, if u gt it, flaunt it or not, it shows.
    Butt crack HELL NO
    My waist beads r smwhere on ’05.
    Anklets n toe rings r (y) tho, esp wit d right outfit.

    Posted by nenny | March 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
  151. THANK U! If ur gonna get a piercing in an ‘unconventional’ place at least make it a useful one!

    Posted by bimbo | March 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
  152. I love @ vanity.. I know who u r bobo.but @bimbo y soo angry though..like its not that serious..

    Posted by fuck u all | March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm
  153. The comments have taken a huge detour… The article did not necessarily insinuate that girls with piercings and tattoos were hoes… The article implied “most men” thought about sex upon seeing ladies with piercings,tattoos as against about taking them home to mama. Has anyone disputed this?

    Posted by BreastMan | March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm
  154. I will prolly be booed by chicks for my opinion on all of these. I am a liberal-conservative, I like the tease, but I like it minimally. All of that tat all over the place, rings dangling from dangerous parts of the body, a massive no-no when overdone. I dont want to see your butt crack, wackest form of doing shakara ever, something that even an omo-alata will do and she will get told off by her fellow local chicks.

    Cleavage, uhm, that is dicey…but like Tools has said, be creative about it, feed the boobies to me a little at a time..haba.

    Posted by Henry Okelue | March 14, 2011, 7:14 pm
  155. I totally agree with most of d things you’ve said but how can u call 3 piercings promiscous and lay then wat would u say about 10,I think one is cliche 2 is boring and 3 is sexy and having 5-10 is just trying to hard to be slutty

    Posted by tamunotonye | March 14, 2011, 7:36 pm
  156. Uuuummmm…
    Really! I don’t see the fuss about having a piercing, or a tattoo.
    I’ve got a piercing on my belly. Planning on getting a Tatt, and I also wear a waist chain! Silver!
    And I don’t see NOTHING wrong with it!
    Really!
    Nigerians need to STOP being such bloody hypocrites!
    I’m sorry (maybe I’m not) buh I think the mind of an average Nigerian is caved in, and they don’t think outside the box.
    Some of U (well, prolly most of U) openly rebuke those who have tattoos, toe rings, etc etc etc, buh secretly admire them.
    What’s the whole idea? I mean? Just cos a girl has a Tatt, piercing or whatever don’t make her a HO!!!!!!! Get Yo minds right joh!
    Ahn ahn?
    It come and pain me sef!
    As for butt cleavage! Rme! Use a belt!
    Boob cleavage….. I’m a fan! Coossssss….. Hehehehe!
    Uuuummmm…
    What else?
    Oh yeah!
    Yer need to appreciate a woman just the way she is. Flaws and all, tatts,piercings and all!
    Capisce?

    Posted by Zuriel | March 14, 2011, 7:52 pm
  157. \LMAO!!! WOW!!!! I dont believe it…see hoe’s blood everywhere! Guys guys *sips zobo as suggested* yall need to CHIIIIIILLLL!!!!

    Bet ye who is bearing numerous piercings…what i wanna know is this…

    At the airport….is immigration like a real pain in the ass…or ear….or nipple…or clit…or wherever u have decided to ‘chook’ yasef?

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 8:31 pm
  158. I will now close this forum by stating that a ho is not a skin disease. So what if i’ve got a pussy piercing? what If i’m still a virgin? What’s that ish? Don’t judge a book by its cover?

    Whatever! this ho thing even, wth tho.

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 8:39 pm
  159. i will now close the forum again by stating clearly

    hoes are people too :|

    Posted by Zara | March 14, 2011, 8:40 pm
  160. i wanna gero know ya

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
  161. Zara….i’m closing the forum :|

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
  162. LMAO! U and Zara…SEEK HELP!

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | March 14, 2011, 8:43 pm
  163. aite guys, its been fun…

    try not to be thirsty and comment after me,

    this is the END

    xoxo

    Posted by Zara | March 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
  164. LMAO!
    Lemme close it!
    Ho’s are people and need love too!
    And YES!!!
    You CAN make a Ho a HouseWife!
    GoodNight!
    Xoxo!
    :o)

    Posted by Zuriel | March 14, 2011, 9:07 pm
  165. Zara and Nonso nid Jesus and His heavenly host…..rotflmao

    Posted by KofoSwaggnificent | March 14, 2011, 9:11 pm
  166. Now we’ve come…to the end of the road.

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 9:12 pm
  167. Boyz II Men :D

    Posted by Zuriel | March 14, 2011, 9:26 pm
  168. i just renamed my wifi – nonso’s mum

    #winning #tigerblood

    #FIN again

    Posted by Zara | March 14, 2011, 9:28 pm
  169. :o how did you know i was using her hub?

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 9:31 pm
  170. You can’t spell housewife without ho :|

    Posted by temmyno1 | March 14, 2011, 9:32 pm
  171. U lot should go to bed no??????lol

    Posted by fuck u all | March 14, 2011, 9:33 pm
  172. Ahnahn toolsman u gone n did it, even bella naija can’t top this!

    Posted by oluwatowbad | March 14, 2011, 9:40 pm
  173. I believe everyone is entitled to their opinion, but it really irks me to think that such trivial matters are used as a yardstick to measure whether a girl is ‘good’ or not.
    But death to buttcracks tho, n unsightly cleavage.
    Ah well- boys will be boys. Girls uve heard it, if u want a man u cld keep, get ur camisoles n tings. :|

    Posted by Yasminn | March 14, 2011, 11:01 pm
  174. Hmm… See all dis guys dey disclaim buttcrack ooo…but still tell d okada rider not to overtake the babes okada. I wonder why applebottom jeans still dey sell sha.and damn, dem babes know its hella attractive, thats why the trend still persists. You are all judged.and just to upset yall morally upright fellas/babes who like cleavage, waistbeads, tats etc, but no buttcrack… Im starting a movement… #teamsexybackbuttcrack with dem dimples and all.
    Wait, am i rambling?

    Posted by smurfy | March 15, 2011, 6:20 am
  175. I hereby close this comment roll…….TO GOD BE THE GLORY…….. Watch out for part2

    Posted by person pikin | March 15, 2011, 7:04 am
  176. Read the post, liked(I always luv Oga tools’ posts)….got to the comments and I’m tired. First of all, everyone would support what they’ve got and bitch on those they haven’t got. Very few people are actually unbiased about their comment. Secondly, NO SELF CONFIDENT PERSON actually cares what the other man thinks(hence the rude girl @ the restaurant with her buttcrack in full view). She probably had some rational explanation for that in her mind and probably called up her friend to tell her of the rude bitch that just told her to pull her pants up. That’s life for you. My personal opinion, if u think a tat looks fab on you, get one. Waist beads, go ahead. Piercings, your call. Infact if u want to look like ayamatanga, feel free mehn! This life is too damn short. The moment you start ripping off ur ish cos Mr A did not like would be the beginning of unhappiness lol! I’m a serious believer in everyone expressing themselves the best way they can. You are NOT living for me so why should you care what the fuck I think? If everyone was the same/liked the same things, well….this post woulda never been written. PS: somebody married Travis Baker innit? Express yourself. A like mind is out there somewhere. PS again(hehe): I have a friend that LOVES showing off her buttcrack. Her boo luvz it too. I don’t love her any less. Granted I smh sometimes but that’s who she is. Fullstop

    Posted by Nono | March 15, 2011, 8:24 am
  177. Not against Tattoos, Piercings and blaa…have some piercings myself but if you look at 50 year olds with it how do they look to you? i guess this is why nigerians think that way…after a while it looks weird and like u r trying too hard…and i love waist beads..i make em :) if u r in toronto hola id sell some nice ones to u lool…i guess all im saying is live but dont over do so when u r old u dont look tacky

    Posted by afrolems | March 15, 2011, 9:29 am
  178. From this post,I can now conclude that guys have issues. And my advice to ladies: do whatever gives you joy as long as it hurts nobody.Guys be stating things they like and forbidden things, while some silly girls would actually do their best to meet those standards. But guys sha..they tell multiple piercings are no-no’s, tats and waistbeads spell ho, blahblah and they end up falling in love with rock stars. Some girls have actually gone to the height of adjusting their boobs surgically just to fit in the “acceptable bracket of guys” and d guys end up with girls with drawing board chests…ABEG!!! REST!!!

    Posted by SB | March 15, 2011, 9:39 am
  179. UKnowDeezzz!!! Gbagalagbamgbamgbam!!!!

    Posted by Atoke | March 15, 2011, 12:43 pm
  180. hahahahaha as in.. babes be defending and sh*t!!!! Lol

    Posted by Atoke | March 15, 2011, 12:53 pm
  181. Nuffin wrong wit a lil cleavage….. a tat hidden sumwhere…or done tactfully …… 1 2 or 3. Piercing…. Anywhere other dan ur eyes …….but butt crack…….NO NO…..NO….. Dats just tacky…… my opinion sha….

    Posted by Lade | March 18, 2011, 2:16 pm
  182. I like a grl wit 3 piercings and subtle tats…

    Posted by jaydee | March 31, 2011, 11:48 am
  183. Ok,this is coming 2 full moons after the post was written but who cares!

    Personally,according to the statistics,I’m a good girl,so no extra piercing,tattoos,anklets,waist bead etc.
    But I don’t think there is anything wrong with having 1 or 2 of those as long as you know what fits you;although,I’m totally against tattoos but it won’t make me think any less of you if you have one(except its totally and unpardonably ugly).
    A woman’s Waist bead shouldn’t be viewed in public so its nobody’s business *IMO*
    Buttcrack,why?
    Piercings,anklets,toe rings,I have an aunt who 20yrs ago had three ear piercing(so 3 earrings on each ear),wears a toe ring & wears an anklet. She is very busty but doesn’t show cleavage. She is the only person I have seen pull off this combination cos she is totally sexy with it. Now she is happily married(18yrs) with 2 kids and she still has her anklet,doubled her toe rings and reduced her earring to 1per ear,but she doesn’t by any means look slutty.

    So,there are always exceptions to this rules. Just do what suits you. If you look like a witch,be a confident witch look alike ;)

    Posted by mabijo | May 5, 2011, 4:20 pm
  184. Honestly when I read what tools said, my mind went to u and i sure wasnt wrong. LOL!Dont mind little freaks running around looking for whom to devour!
    I dont agree with alot of things above! I have 3 ear piercings, a belly piercing, wear at least 11 waist beads, wear toe rings and anklets, have tattoos and trust me , I’m as decent as they come and a professional at that!
    I say it all depends on where and how you wear and carry it!
    The butt crack and excess cleavage is not cute though!

    Posted by Dr Peperempe | July 13, 2011, 2:45 pm
  185. Haba..
    Agege bread seller-ish??? Waist beads..??? really..???

    I’m a little shocked that waist beads made it to the list of ‘spot a hoe’….
    Waist beads were/are like a sexual thing…a tease…it used to be seen as candy wrapper. FRom what I gather of old igbo culture…maiden girls wore ONLY the beads as a sign of their fertility and sexuality.
    Older women wore em to entice their men. It was a happy day when a man felt his woman’s beads under her wrapper.
    I think beads are awesome….but in the 21st century pairing them with jeans and t-shirts is a bit uncomfortable and seems like such an insult really…

    kk this is becoming a long thing….
    bottom line….I would expect beads to be strange to some…but not ‘hoe-ish’

    Posted by Chidz | July 14, 2011, 8:38 pm
  186. Butt crack – Wrong. Absolute slutty!
    Excess cleavage – Makes it look like you can’t afford good bras, that’s what bras are for, to hold your breast so invest in them.
    Piercings – I think 3 on the ear is ok (and maybe one extra e.g Tragus or pinna piercing just on one of the ears).
    Actually, I have 2 regular ear piercings now, plus a tiny nose stud, and a belly button(Tres sexy when I have my bikini on) . I intend to get a one sided pinna piercing soon tho. Moderation is just the rule with piercing. Too much of everything is bad. And all those eyebrows, tongue, butt cheeks and the rest of them is just plain foolish.
    Anklets – Like people mentioned before, a simple, classy piece is okay. When people wear big ones like those that should be used as bracelets, it just loses that sexiness.
    Toerings – I should try that sometimes. Don’t know why I’ve never bothered.
    Tattoos – I have a cute flower on my lower back. I think it’s beautiful when you keep it small, hidden and simple. Black with no colours and something meaningful actually makes sense. I’ve never met a guy who doesn’t like my tat yet. I even want to get one more just at my lower abs. It’s very sexy when you see a girl that has the perfect abs, dressed in a half top and sweat pants, and then you see sth trying to peep through the upper part of her pants when she tries to make some moves.
    Now it only works if you’re behind me, I need one for the front too, and I can say guys like it a lot. But maybe you’re right, they just think about sex that’s why they come around.
    But here’s the trick, with all that false impression, when you come around and see that I’m actually the exact opposite, they are usu blown away. Seriously, firstly, I don’t mess around with my religion and it’s doctrines,sex is something that is very sacred to me, and no matter how hard you try, you know I won’t even blink a second about the thought.
    When my boyfriend discovered I was still a virgin, he admitted he was amazed. He said he had the greatest respect ever for me. So you see what I’m trying to say is, it depends on the girl in question.
    No doubt, people will always judge you by your appearance, but it’s not totally true. And if you know you’re that kind of wayward girl, it’s better you don’t give people these signs that will lead them to only confirm who you are. But of course, if you know you’re just that boring, easy predictable girl, putting people off guard is absolute winning, trust me. Let them try to define you and then come around and see you’re actually not what they thought. The disappointment is always priceless to behold and it ends with respect. Like serious massive respect :)

    Posted by QueenB | August 21, 2011, 5:13 am
  187. Lol…I totally agree wv dat

    Posted by tarathots | November 5, 2011, 3:00 am
  188. You can’t whine about butt crack as long as women keep showing boob crack,to do so makes your opinion worthless.

    Posted by Jcdew67 | April 4, 2014, 8:08 pm

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