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7 Things I will Never Understand About Men

Understanding Men

Hey guys. So I’ve decided to introduce some new categories just to keep things interesting. First up is “Blog Jacking Friday”. The idea is pretty much self explanatory so here goes….Enjoy.

As I sit here enjoying my solitude, I try to put myself in a man’s shoes and gravitate towards his thinking process. After many attempts at this feat, the only success I have had is in managing to acquire a headache. I never have and probably never will understand some of the decisions, logic (sometimes lack of), and reasoning that the average man has.  I am not a man hater. I am however, someone who will hold anyone accountable for their actions and bulls**t behaviors. I’m only being real….

1. Spending A Ridiculous Amount Of Time With Your Friends

Most women could care less about whether or not their man spends time with his boys. It only becomes a problem when their man starts to put their guys before their woman. Why in the world should it ever be okay for you to spend more time with your guys and place them before your woman? Yet you still expect for your woman to be the one that washes your clothes, cooks for you, and caters to you sexually and emotionally?  Wah! Then you get mad when she asks you are you gay?

2. Getting Into A Relationship When You Want To Live Single

If you want to be able to slang pole freely then why even play the game? Why even tell a chick “yeah baby, its just you and me”? Why not just keep it funky with the chick you are dealing with and tell her that you dig her but you want the relationship to be open.  Believe it or not, there are many women who would go for that. It becomes your problem when you start to lie, cheat and sneak behind your woman’s back and make faux commitments. Then you are upset when your windows to your new car are busted. I’m just sayin…

3. Lose A Good Woman, Then Wife Up A MuskRAT

Why do men screw up a relationship with a good woman who treats them like a king and then start dating a woman who is not worth their effort? She could be the biggest whore in their neighborhood, have a vagina like a cesspool, and use men till they are bone dry, and still get love. The kicker is that once she finally screws them over for the last time and they finally figure out that this woman is no good, they find another good woman, but are so resentful and bitter from their last relationship that they are unwilling or unable to treat this woman with any appreciation. Thus continues the cycle of stupidity.

4. Trying To Gain Access To The Danger Zone

Men have a fascination with women and anal s*x. They are always trying to maneuver themselves in the sacred hole where things are only supposed to go out not come in. Anal s*x is a horrible painful, unnatural, activity in my opinion. Therefore, no we don’t think it is cute when you accidentally slip it into the danger area.  Stay away from my naughty hole!

5. You Don’t Have To Be King Kong

Men need to feel like they are their woman’s biggest, and best lay. She needs to see doves fly when he enters her erogenous zone. She needs to climb walls, speak Swahili, and praise his name. Sorry guys, not every man is King Kong.

6. You Are Not Jesus And She Is Not The Virgin Mary

Is there such thing as a male parthenophobic? (fear of virgins) Most men don’t necessarily prefer virgins but her sexual exploits better not outnumber his or all hell is going to break loose. Newsflash: Just as you have had your hot fun in the summer nights, so have we. In other words, stop expecting for the woman that you have or plan on wifing up to be less experienced than you. She had a s*x life before you, just like you did and you are not the first (or the last) who will want to get all in that.

7. The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side Complex

No dear, not every woman is going to want you. So there is no need for you to fear commitment and think that you might be missing out on something. Now, I’m aware that there are more men than women in this world, however, not every woman is going to want you! Love the chick that is giving a damn about you today.

LJ Knight
If, You Don’t Say It, I Will

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5 thoughts on “7 Things I will Never Understand About Men

  1. I like point no 4 🙂

    Posted by yemisi | September 17, 2010, 1:40 pm
  2. Nyc 1 mr tools..I like..:)

    Posted by thelegendress | September 17, 2010, 2:01 pm
  3. i heard and read tthat women experience alot of sensation wen its in the naughty hole

    Posted by dammy | September 17, 2010, 2:01 pm
  4. Lol! No comment just lol

    Posted by nogoblogs | September 17, 2010, 2:07 pm
  5. lol….i love numbers 3,4,5and 6. i’d love to speak Swahili some day…great post.

    Posted by Phury | September 17, 2010, 2:19 pm

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