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Monday Rush

Bootycall?

Hello

Hey, how’re you doing

I’m alright, just been here, you?

I’m ok, had a long week at work, so stressful

Eh yah, pele. Me too oh, it’s not easy.

So, what are you up to this weekend, I was hoping we could hang for a bit.

Hmm… what do you have in mind

Well, I’m just so tired, can’t even bother about going anywhere. Was thinking, just staying in, movies, food… you know.

Awwww… that woulda been nice but I already have plans for the weekend.

Oh

Yeah… I have quite a bit to do actually

No, no, its okay. I was just hoping that since its been quite a while we’ve seen maybe we could just…..

I know, how about we hook up during the week – see a movie or something

You know how my work is – very unpredictable…that’s why I made out time this weekend cuz I know how crazy my week can be. Are you sure you can’t even stop by – even if only for an hour or two?

I really don’t think so. I have some errands to run for my mum and I’m kinda broke too

Ahn ahn, just take a cab now, I’ll pay for it, no big deal.

It’s not even about the cab, there’s just so much…..

It’s fine, it’s ok, I guess we’ll just have to wait another month before we see

No now, don’t be like that. Except….maybe…ok, lemme see if I can work something out

Nah, don’t stress it, lemme not get in the way of your mums errands oh… but if you can sha, just let me know cause I don’t have plans of going anywhere….

Ok then, I’ll let you know

Ok, see you later then – hopefully. Bye

Bye

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Hello

Femi, yoooouuuuu. Ha. Na wah oh… that’s how you just fasheeeed me

No, it’s not like that now

It’s not like what

You know how my work is now and it’s been really crazy the past few weeks, you know we’re approaching the end of the year and there’s just so much

Hmmm…. Mr. engineer… well done oh

*laughs* … Thank you, thank you…. How have you been now

I’ve been ok oh, where you left me, battling lectures and all

Eh yah, sorry, I knew you’d be mad at me, that’s why I just said this weekend, I must make it up. What are you up to, lets hookup now, shey you’re in school?

Yeah I’m in school. Even supposed to have one stupid lecture this morning.

Lecture on a Saturday… na wah oh…. Anyways, what time is the lecture for

It’s from 9 – 11am

Ok, so can we meet up at my place for noon then.

Hmm…. well, I guess so

Ok, then…

But I’ll be hungry oh, hope you have food at home

*laughs* what do you want to eat

I don’t know, I’m sha not eating indomie like the last time I came oh

Ok, ok, I’ll get something….. is that all ma?

Make sure you’re home oh cuz I think I’ll just take a cab and my ATM card sometimes messes up.

Ok, I’ll be home. See you later then

Bye

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Hello

I spoke to my mom, I think I might be able to squeeze out some time

Na wah oh, so you’re now squeezing out time for us, ok oh. When?

Around 1pm maybe

1pm, wow, nah, I already made plans to go watch the Man U game with my friends since you weren’t sure before. Except we reschedule for tomorrow

Sunday? Lets see how it goes sha

Ok.

Bye

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Discussion

14 thoughts on “Bootycall?

  1. Haha. Yes, this might be a booty call.
    Then again, isn’t it always? :p
    But Oga, I was looking for more now.
    I like how you’re interesting anyways. 🙂

    Posted by Y | November 15, 2010, 7:42 am
  2. LOL! That was Awesome! I loved it. Good one… As usual.

    Posted by Mz. T | November 15, 2010, 7:49 am
  3. U go fear keeping options open..lol..Nice one.On point as always.

    Posted by Adey | November 15, 2010, 7:58 am
  4. Y u dey snitch na….LOL
    Booty call to quality…na to do timetable remain

    Posted by skills | November 15, 2010, 8:47 am
  5. ..

    Posted by skills | November 15, 2010, 8:53 am
  6. When a man wants it, he wants it, chai… As skills sed, na to do timetable remain… (Smh @ clueless women)

    Posted by olawunmie | November 15, 2010, 9:57 am
  7. Oooo bootycalls…how I love thee 🙂

    Posted by Sho'baba | November 15, 2010, 10:13 am
  8. lol… is it really about being clueless tho? I refuse to believe some women don’t recognize these kinda calls….

    Posted by thetoolsman | November 15, 2010, 11:47 am
  9. buhahahaha….ode…

    Posted by thetoolsman | November 15, 2010, 11:47 am
  10. Come baba,why you dey ‘tu asiri’ awon boys na.

    Posted by darksied | November 15, 2010, 3:25 pm
  11. well, no, im sure most women participate willingly, knowing what theyre gettin into, but the true bootycall expert (not like its anyfing to aspire to) would play it well enuff to fool a few into thinkin they actually have something.

    Posted by olawunmie | November 16, 2010, 12:15 am
  12. always on standby…

    Posted by bboyb | November 16, 2010, 6:20 am
  13. Lmao…toolsman, talkn from experience! Nice dialogue!

    Posted by jola | November 18, 2010, 8:15 pm
  14. Dude. Lmao.

    Posted by thomasscrown | November 24, 2010, 7:06 pm

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