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C*ckblocking re-defined.

Hey people, hope we all had a great weekend. Yeah, I also wish it was longer and despite all the fun I had eating a “hugemongous” vodka injected watermelon and playing concentration with seven gorgeous women, I still wish I had more – greedy much.

Anyways today I want to talk to the ladies – yes (sue me)… Ok, ok, you guys can chip in too. But I’m just more interested in female opinions as it directly affects them. Cockblocking. Yes, it’s defined by the urban dictionary as: one guy ruining another guy’s chance to score some booty. How apt (you gotta love the urban dic)…

Scenario:

Your gurl invites you to a thing some guy from her office is throwing, she gives you no clue as regards happenings between her and the dude. You just play along with the hope that he’ll probably have cute friends and you could get lucky. You get there and the host begins to put the moves on you, brother is laughing at everything you say even when it isn’t funny. He’s done well for himself, nice apartment and he doesn’t look bad too – you’re definitely feeling him. You catch the eye of your gurl who invited you and she doesn’t seem to be having a good time. Infact, just as the alcohol starts to flow and you begin to loosen up, she calls you aside and says its time to leave. Leave? The party was just getting started but she gives you little or no choice as she ushers you to the door and before brother man can get your PIN, you’re out. She’s your gurl and you love her, she must have some good reason for doing that right? HELL NO.

To make matters worse, weeks after you and the dude hookup (thank God for twitter and social networks), you find out he tried to get your details from your “gurl” but she mentioned to the dude that you were “sorta” in a relationship.

Someone once said Cockblocking should be redefined as: when a brother/sister can’t accept defeat. Do we agree? Speak your mind.

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Discussion

10 thoughts on “C*ckblocking re-defined.

  1. LMAO!!! Omdayz!!! Women are dubious i can not lie to you…call me naive but i have never understood and i would love to be enlightened as to why this would happen at all.
    But yea…this is c*ck or p*ssy blocking of the highest order!
    I do love my girls for one thing…as in the ones i have known 4 ages..shit like this AIN’T NEVER gonna happen. Everybody picks their meat before we approach the pot…and make it known!

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | January 31, 2011, 8:28 am
  2. LOL @ picks meat before we approach the pot.

    Posted by Mobanks | January 31, 2011, 8:50 am
  3. Azzzin.. I was laughing at that same line just now.. Tola won’t kill me with her comments… I’m waiting for someone to come enlighten us all….

    Posted by thetoolsman | January 31, 2011, 8:52 am
  4. hehehe!! Happens all the time!! not sure cockblocking is appropriate for the ladies though or maybe it is cos ur mate is blocking the said cock , innit?
    I like your blog.

    Posted by SapphireChic | January 31, 2011, 10:39 am
  5. That scenario isn’t necessarily CB because some girls have that don’t date my ex lovers thing and as you said something happened between them.

    Posted by vanity | January 31, 2011, 1:34 pm
  6. she will cease to be my “friend”. its simple

    Posted by Gbemi | February 1, 2011, 12:29 am
  7. What light are you looking for to be shed on this topic exactly?

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | February 1, 2011, 8:36 am
  8. Well, enlightened as to why this would happen at all – what goes on in the mind of a c*ck blocker right before the act…

    Posted by thetoolsman | February 1, 2011, 8:47 am
  9. I think the friend likes the guy. She probably waited for him to put the moves on her and next thing he’s going on about her friend. Cock blocking his attempts is a slimy thing to do but it might be a case of if i can’t have you, neither will my friend.

    Posted by temmyno1 | February 1, 2011, 9:05 am
  10. I kind of agree wiv temmy…
    But in most cases d blocking babe might feel she has a connection wiv d guy n so decide 2 show off her beau 2 her friend n wld definately nt want d beau 2 v her frnd’s connect esp if her self esteem’s low

    Posted by Honeypot | February 5, 2011, 3:50 pm

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