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TF(or)A: The two out of three theory

Two out of three theory. Some of y’all are wondering what the hell that is. Well, just as it is, two out of three, thats all a woman needs to meet the “I’ll bed you/I’ll wife you” criteria for most guys. You might have heard guys talking about TAF, TFA or FAT – yes? no? Well, T = Tits, F = Face, A = Ass.

This theory (common among the male folk) that most guys will bed (or wife, depending on your type of person) a chic once she can meet two of the three requirements stated above, has become almost absolutely adopted (consciously or unconsciously) by guys. Yes, it’s no lie that the average male is a very visual creature. He makes choices based on what he sees as opposed to the females but the general idea that it takes meeting only two out of these “very physical” criteria to bed a woman makes me wonder how much our value system has eroded in this generation.

I mean, whatever happened to a decent personality? Does that not come handy even while in the sack? A lot of guys are probably going like HOW? – It’s not as if you give two hoots about her smiling at you or laying your sheets after a roll in the hay (that freaks a lot of guys out by the way)

Women who often see “no-so-good-looking” women with very good looking men will easily pass this off as the height of Male chauvinism but it’s simply the 2/3 theory and to get by, I’ll advice you start taking it seriously.

Ok, so I won’t go ahead and say all men have adopted this theory. I mean, I’ve dealt with a few 1/3 in my short life (mostly having a cute face with little or no T & A) but maybe that’s just due to my open minded nature but then again, I’m very positive that I’m not alone here. I’ve seen other brothers walking along the street proudly holding on to their 1/3 chic (even though she might be making up for this in other ways), the general excuse for this would probably be “she must have a great personality” but did I hear the guys go roooooooight?

For me, it will have to come to 3/4. You just can’t knock out a great personality even if its for something very casual (insert/delete one-night-stands depending on your person). If I find you boring, overtly sarcastic, condescending or insensitive as a person, no matter how hawt you look (T,F & A), well, it won’t be impossible (*cough *cough) but it’ll just be harder to bring myself to ‘just’ bed you.

So it’s time to speak your mind. To the guys out there, do you support the 2/3 theory or you’d rather have all three? And for the ladies, what’s your take on all of this, if y’all have the 10/3 theory, do you think it’s right for us to adopt the 2/3 theory? Have your say.


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27 thoughts on “TF(or)A: The two out of three theory

  1. Titties, Face, Ass, Personality… what about brains?

    Posted by temmyno1 | February 23, 2011, 8:15 am
  2. Yes, I was waiting for this, before others join in, let me just say, I think I should have restricted the scope of this to just erm.. “casual” encounters.. the theory might apply to some in the process of engaging a chic in a serious relationship but I’m sure that’s a serious minority (I hope)…

    Posted by thetoolsman | February 23, 2011, 8:24 am
  3. making it four is good and in this case, 2/4 is my pass mark with T & A as electives (F&P are compulsory).
    But hmmm! why do I have d feeling some babe with great personality that u’re toasting is most especially expected to read this, not ppl like us; just like a subliminal at her, lol. Good luck with that.

    Posted by radeyo | February 23, 2011, 8:37 am
  4. Rooooooight! … Hehe .. 2/3 is only useful for “beddin” … 3/4 is for “Wifing” …

    Posted by D-Mac | February 23, 2011, 8:47 am
  5. 0/4, 1/4, 1 being peronality?? What happens to them.
    We all need to justify reasons for doing things hence d whole 10/3 rule and tfa’s esp if d tfa theory is for casual relatnships so it won’t be just because. But really all these justification is because someone else wants an explanation for whatever u do.

    Posted by oluwatowbad | February 23, 2011, 8:59 am
  6. I finished reading this n realised my eyebrows were up. Like skeeennnnnnnnnnnn! I’ve never thought about it this way (like as a theory) but thinking about it now, it makes sense…
    I’d prefer that u keep it TFAP tho…let there be at least one element that some girls actually have control over.

    Posted by mizzkenzo | February 23, 2011, 9:01 am
  7. Chei.. harsh reality?

    Posted by thetoolsman | February 23, 2011, 9:01 am
  8. *insert side eye here* And you, just F & P? Cammman..I need Debo to comment …

    Posted by thetoolsman | February 23, 2011, 9:03 am
  9. Ogbeni Dr. Hitch, if na for bedding, 1/3 will suffice but if na wifing na 3/4 A* can maintain its champion but na plus if u wan get trophy chic

    Posted by person pikin | February 23, 2011, 9:13 am
  10. F is important o.. Can make up for A&T(emi o le shomo ti o fine)! .. As per ‘P’.. Peauty is in d eye of d beholder abeg.. All babes get wahala..And that’s for wifing o.. For bedding? *yimu*.. Boys dey do 0/20 steady!

    Posted by 'Dee | February 23, 2011, 9:43 am
  11. Darn! So if a 0/3 has no 1/4, then I guess there’s no hope for her. For either. Except she visits the jazzman.

    Posted by BettyBoop | February 23, 2011, 9:44 am
  12. 0/20 ke… how now? Reminds me of a certain Ijebu friend we had back in lag…

    Posted by thetoolsman | February 23, 2011, 9:57 am
  13. 0/3 tho… wow… that’s just an example of our unfair life can get… Well, like you said, Jazzman, Doc 90210 or just full fledged hustling….

    Posted by thetoolsman | February 23, 2011, 10:02 am
  14. ohhemmgggg…see analysis..1/4,0/3,3/4……i cnt believe u guys analyze us like dis….I’ll have to come back to this…..

    Posted by bukiola | February 23, 2011, 10:23 am
  15. Hmmmm, (almost)every guy has that babe they aren’t proud of & it was just for the record usually between 0.4 to 1/3. I also have friends that will bed a babe with a 10/10 ass even if she doesn’t need make up to act as Jason or if her chest can be used for Technical drawing so I thinkg for bedding all join. As for wifing I’m with temmy, it goes way deeper than TFAP add a B for brains (but as u said that’s not why we are here). So yea 2/3 goes I can manage without an A as long as F & T are on check, at least its not school. Lol

    Posted by Keyzer Soze | February 23, 2011, 11:22 am
  16. But Tula, dis is not fair now….2/4 shud suffice jo…F and P…give me hope.

    Posted by Amma16 | February 23, 2011, 12:36 pm
  17. Packaging!!!! It depends on how she manages her qualities,its an indiivisual thing,sometimes guys can be attracted to a woman based on how lovely she speaks and how daring/interesting she is

    Posted by herr_brightside | February 23, 2011, 12:58 pm
  18. all of you guys must av got like an A in furthermaths, calculations bawo!

    and since im 4/4, im cool *chucks deuces in the air*

    Posted by Zara | February 23, 2011, 1:12 pm
  19. huh? 4 over what? better don’t let people stone you…. 🙂

    Posted by thetoolsman | February 23, 2011, 1:50 pm
  20. So i read and re-read this post and all the comments and i was about to attack Tula…..but i realized this isn’t his “male”version of the “Miss 3 seeking Mr 10” post.(IT BETTER NOT BE)….Im still waiting on that one…..*raised eyebrow*

    Lol @ TFA + P………Nothing wrong with seeking this…….as long as the “P” is there…….By the way, Ive got all 4 so……*big grin*

    Posted by Gbemi | February 23, 2011, 6:53 pm
  21. i enjoy peeps with good personality maybe when you want to get married but the agenda for FAT(in my case) is to NAAAAAAAAAKKKKKAAAMMMMMM

    Posted by dammy | February 23, 2011, 7:04 pm
  22. lmao, e dey do anything….. i sabi some boys like dat for here ooo.

    Posted by dammy | February 23, 2011, 7:25 pm
  23. i agree with you sir, but mehn i believe i can find 4/4, 4/4 or we doing 2/3s till we die

    Posted by dammy | February 23, 2011, 7:27 pm
  24. Any day any time personality comes first even in casual r/ship, as far as the other criteria goes, she got to have a pretty face.. if she can throwing half of A and half of T… i think we are good to go. Lol

    Posted by deddyboy | February 24, 2011, 11:09 am
  25. I have had d privilege of meeting some 3/3,the painful tin is they lack d P which is a big must for me. Even if ur intention is just bedding, d P still makes it a whole lot different. I will make do wit 3/4,but I am on a quest for 4/4.

    Posted by oba | February 24, 2011, 3:59 pm
  26. Well…it’s neva to late to post an opinion…for Wifey o…P has to be a full 1mk…all d others can b half..summin up to 2.5/4…nothing less…I don’t subscribe to d “bedding” school of thought…darrizall

    Posted by musingsofagidimallam | May 30, 2011, 10:30 am


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