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Wet Fridays

Him, my kitchen and I

Long working days and packed weekends have more or less become my life. I hardly notice the amount of stress I have built up in me. Don’t get me wrong, I can feel it, but just as easily as I can, I easily shove it aside and continue with my zombie routines – life of a banker.

Having Daniel in my life did make things easier. He was everything a woman could want. Well, everything except he was also a banker. And it is because of this our weekends have come to be something I couldn’t do without. Yes. Everything was good – the sex too and even though sometimes we were both too tired, just having him there – a comrade, a willing shoulder to lie on, made life easier. That was what I looked forward to that weekend as I opened up the doors to my apartment.

I walked straight towards the kitchen briefly catching the wall clock in my living room area. 9:24pm… I’m early. I gulped straight from the berry blast pack and just as I shut the door to the fridge, I heard it……..

Suddenly, I feel the need – to pull you close to me

He stood there, by the door. A boyish smile planted on his face and I couldn’t help but smile. Daniel can be so silly sometimes.

But I don’t know, if it’s what you want, baby

The voice of R.Kelly crooned from God knows where and Daniel walked towards me looking more serious

Girl show me some kind of sign

that tells me that you’re, miiiine, all mine, baby

Standing inches away from me now, I wondered what was going on. At that moment it was as if my body rebelled against me and I instantly began to feel all the stress that I had built up in my body – I gently dropped the Berry blast pack on the kitchen counter I was now leaning against.

It’s gettin awfully warm, off in this room

With one swift move, Daniel took off the white t-shirt to reveal his almost perfectly built body. With only dim rays of light straying into the kitchen from the window, he could have passed for Tyson Beckford at that moment.

I’m gettin head up off yo’ sweet perfume

I felt his freshly shaved skin as he gently whiffed the smell of my perfume on the right side of my neck..

and I’m ready, to explore, every part of you

He switched over to the the left side of my neck and then I felt his hands as he traced the shape of my body all the way to the end of my skirt briefly touching the intercession of my thighs with my knee..

Girl I’ll take my clothes off first, then now you

Daniel moved his hands towards my neck and one after the other, I felt my buttons give way…. there goes Victoria’s Secret….

Ooooooooooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo baby

Baby.. tonight we’ll be, naked

He turned me around and leaned me against the kitchen sink as he took off my skirt… He paused as his hand slid down my red lingerie …

Oooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh, ooooooooh

hmmm… “Red….” He whispered.

I’ll take a stroll through your garden of love

and show you so so much

His (now warm) hands traced my body with his fingers telling a story as they brushed past the freshly cut lawn…

Just take my hand, and believe, in our fu-ture

Gettin you open like matchin doors

He stretched out my left hand – my palm against his as if to distract me as he pulled apart my legs with his other hand…

Sheets and covers on, the floor

He shoved aside some stray dishes I had by my sink and seconds later I felt the cold surface of the aluminum against my butt cheeks…

And if the bell should ring, we won’t answer

I squirmed as I felt his lips against my neck narrating his soliloquy – He chuckled.

Girl I’ll take my clothes off first, and now you

Wanna tell, what I want from you

I gasped, “Take me…please…”

He looked me in my eyes, “Please, who?”

I smiled….

Shaking his head, he repeated the question: “Please, who?”

“Daniel,” I whispered. “Daniel…”

Baby tonight I wanna see you naked……..



Ok, so you’ll notice I’ve introduced a new category – Wet Fridays and lo and behold, the heavens have blessed us with rain here in Lagos today. I’m a big fan of music (I’m sure y’all know now), I’m also a fan of breaking rules (well, going against the norm). When was the last time you tried doing this in your relationship? Share your experience or let us know why you’d never get frisky on your kitchen counter. Cheers.





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25 thoughts on “Him, my kitchen and I

  1. I hate you

    Posted by MsJulz | February 25, 2011, 11:44 am
  2. *fans self*

    Posted by Y | February 25, 2011, 11:48 am
  3. i will beat u o!!

    Posted by Zara | February 25, 2011, 11:51 am
  4. take ds WAKA..y do ds on a rainny frday..eezz ds fairr…

    Posted by pebbles | February 25, 2011, 11:53 am
  5. Because its unhygienic and dirty. Unless you’re with someone you know is std free, yóure basically dropping Bacteria/STDs in your kitchen, where you cook.

    Plus its uncomfortable as fuck. Speaking from experience. The counters are granite, you can barely move and your bum is sore afterwards unless of course you’re leaning on the counter and he’s taking you doggy then its pretty amazing. Its better to fuck on a table because wood is softer.

    I like wet fridays but wrap it up guys.

    Posted by vanity | February 25, 2011, 11:58 am
  6. Hmmm… Interesting, see as ppl re threatening to beat u, lol.

    Posted by olawunmi | February 25, 2011, 12:15 pm
  7. aaaaaaaarrrgggghhhhhhh…..

    Posted by StephanieIj | February 25, 2011, 12:18 pm
  8. Hmmmmn….

    Posted by Mobanks | February 25, 2011, 12:27 pm
  9. Err…why is everyone going ooh ooh ahh ahh..he said to share your experiences if any.
    Personally anywhere is fine by me..I honestly thinkif u’re really into each other y’all need to be ready to do whatever…whenever..
    Really decent post Tula..I’m yet to try it in the kitchen though I think wall action would be the most convenient option 😀

    Posted by awizii | February 25, 2011, 12:57 pm
  10. Thank you AY.. I was starting to wonder what was going on…

    Posted by thetoolsman | February 25, 2011, 1:02 pm
  11. Dudu! Not on a day like dis!!!! Wonder what goes on in ur mind when u write dis. Hummm kitchen! Dat sld be fun! All dat talk abt germs, bulls**t!e neva de ur body ni.like AY said just be a scout!

    Posted by oba | February 25, 2011, 2:00 pm
  12. I WANT!!!!!!!!!!! 😦

    Posted by Neefemi | February 25, 2011, 2:33 pm
  13. Tuladaslushkid,u have joined them. Porno writers!

    Posted by hustlergbangba | February 25, 2011, 2:47 pm
  14. Hmmm, interesting post. Definitely left me with afew ideas….

    Posted by Sam-E-yah | February 25, 2011, 4:18 pm
  15. very interestin! Spontaneity when it comes to sex definitely helps a rship of any form grow! I, however have had sex in d kitchen! a tad bit uncomfortable though,maybe because d tables were abit too high though. but sex anywhere else apart from d bed,always seems to be better somehow!! 🙂

    Posted by bee | February 25, 2011, 4:57 pm
  16. Lool @ tuladaslushkid.awesome post!!!

    Posted by solstice | February 25, 2011, 8:43 pm
  17. Lool @ tuladaslushkid.awesome post as usual!

    Posted by solstice | February 25, 2011, 8:46 pm
  18. Kitchen floor. U sitting she’s riding. Worktop doing d doggy works better cos if she’s sitting on it u’ll probably hurt ur back hitting it cos u probably standing on ur toes except d worktop is waist level. Off course kitchen foreplay is never complete without ice cubes. #okbye

    Posted by thomasscrown | February 26, 2011, 6:03 am
  19. hmmm…….if u love ur man b ready to do it werever,whenever.so love dis

    Posted by pere | February 28, 2011, 7:34 pm
  20. “Garden of love” tula…hmmm…

    Posted by thelegendress | March 1, 2011, 3:51 pm
  21. Who says “take me”? Toolsman, this sounds like a fantasy of your’s oh… rite down to the sound track

    Posted by Jaydee | March 2, 2011, 6:15 pm
  22. Lol.. Its not me oh.. Ask R.Kelly..

    Posted by thetoolsman | March 2, 2011, 7:47 pm
  23. 6 inch heel,lingerie,make up,already cooked food,yup! Let him chose btw d food and sex.=Dº°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))…. If he knows wat u can do on d kitchen counter,he will chose d sex over d food.Kcs(kitchen counter sex)….dats wat I call it.

    Posted by modernwifey | April 27, 2011, 12:42 pm
  24. U obviously love this song… Refer to your most recent post…
    Line I love d most is ‘ ur body’s the reason for sight…’ *sigh*

    Posted by @deevagal | May 28, 2011, 2:46 pm


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