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Remembering Okafor

Story Story…….. Story.

There once lived a young man in the land of Umunamo. Tall, strong and with decent looks, Okafor was the only son of his widowed mother Obiageli. Though somewhat shy, Okafor was hardworking and humble, he was a true reflection of his mother. Obiageli lived well above the lower class of Umunamo land. She was a good trader. Even before he became a teenager, Okafor learned to use his humility and sweet-heartedness to win the hearts of many around him.

Okafor grew into a decent young man learning the art of trading from his mother and in no time his name began to surface in discussion amongst several damsels in Umunamo. For most, it wasn’t about his looks for Okafor was also a good listener. He made friends easily with the young as well as the old. They came to him, talked, and he listened. Well, most times, he listened. As a result, Okafor became very familiar with several topics. He was a trader but he could carry on a discussion about fishing, politics and even topics like dressmaking and cooking.

Okafor neither smoked nor drank but his one vice was one even he could not deny. He simply loved women and growing up with his widowed mother, he had learnt everything he needed to know to have them. Okafor soon began to know women and as he went from one to the next, his personality previaled over him whenever it was time to leave one relationship for the other. He tried his best to remain friends with women from his past. This was easy for him since he always managed to first develop friendship with the women he eventually knew.

One after the other, he went from one damsel to the next, learning all he could sexually and otherwise, yet keeping his trail as quiet as possible. Okafor had a good friend, Akpan who had followed him back to Umunamo from one of his many trading trips and fell in love with the village; its beautiful landscape and even more beautiful damsels. Akpan watched as Okafor went from one girl to the next and most times going back to some of his old conquests to further explore. Akpan marveled particularly at Okafor’s ability to win over girls he had known in the past, as this soon became Okafor’s expertise. He always seemed to be able to sometimes shuttle between as much as seven damsels at the same time.

Akpan was not the only one who had noticed Okafor’s antics. Umunamo was a small village and soon enough, other young men in the village caught on to Okafor’s activities but instead of prevailing on him to stop, they all wanted to learn his unique ability. Chinedu, the only son of Igwe Ikechukwu of Umunamo, the Prince to the throne had had just about enough after he heard that Okafor had not only known Adanma, the prettiest damsel in the village once, but severally even while he kept his dealings with other damsels. It was time to find out whose Okafor’s juju man was, it was time to discover Okafor’s secret.

Late in the night one day, Okafor and Akpan were woken from their sleep by the palace guards and summoned to a meeting in the outskirts of Umunamo. In attendance were all young men of the land and Akpan looked on as Chinedu summoned Okafor to the middle of the group. With few words, Chinedu asked Okafor to share the secret behind his conquests with them or risk being banished from the land. The other young men gestured and murmured in agreement.

Okafor stood for a while, looked at the faces of the young men, smiled and said:

“My brothers….”

“ Ichota uzo gi ebe ahu, I ga amata uzo ebe ahu mgbe nile”


“Once you find your way there, you’ll forever be able to get there”


“Once ‘de be’, always ‘de be’ ” – Okafor’s law

So I came across the age-long saying over the weekend and I thought it’d be nice to get your opinions on it. Do we believe in it? If not, why? Got personal experiences to share? Use the comment box and speak your mind.

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114 thoughts on “Remembering Okafor

  1. Lol. Very good story…and the saying is very very true, in a sense. It really depends on the personality of both the guy and the girl, and also how good the shag was.
    But lemme keep quiet for now, before I’m accused of being a 10 kobo ashewo…lol.

    Posted by The Capoeira Panda | April 4, 2011, 9:11 am
  2. yo, i hav a cousin who used to live in umunamo sef, she also told me okafor had a large cock….whether it still crows at dawn or not, im not very sure



    Posted by Zara | April 4, 2011, 9:11 am
  3. Mostly true….but depends on hw good both d shag was…and like okafor.ur abilty to ♍ake d “shagged” feel special…I.e. okafor listened…. But like evry rule…there ‘re exceptions

    Posted by Lade | April 4, 2011, 9:23 am
  4. Once de be doesnt necessarily guarantee that you always de be…especially if you deing be was supported by alcohol or her emotional frailty at thaT moment.

    Posted by icouldbeillskillz | April 4, 2011, 9:24 am
  5. This your cousin sounds familiar…

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 4, 2011, 9:28 am
  6. guy i wont mind featuring in dis thommywood production as okafor! lol. d story is catchy tho, d more i read d more i wanted 2 read. As far as ”once debe, can always re-debe” goes, it depends on how well u eased d breakup plan

    Posted by donsege | April 4, 2011, 9:29 am
  7. Nice story…

    Posted by 2ndelawal | April 4, 2011, 9:31 am
  8. *Picks microphone up, clears throat and says…….”Okafor’s Law simply states that, ‘A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled again and again’

    Okafor’s Law has been proven to be valid several times over to the point that sometimes it even comes across as a joke.

    *Drops mic and walks away…….

    NB:If your comment is in the line of “not applicable to me”, Then the following conditions may apply to you:
    1. You are not telling the truth

    2. You have never been lucky enough to come in contact with a good driller

    3. Not every hole deserves a repeat drill

    Posted by @lagoshunter | April 4, 2011, 9:34 am
  9. LMAOOOO i cant

    Posted by icouldbeillskillz | April 4, 2011, 9:35 am
  10. buhahahaha well, I guess this further breaks it down…

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 4, 2011, 9:39 am
  11. OMG!

    Posted by radeyo | April 4, 2011, 9:42 am
  12. 🙂

    Posted by StephanieIj Okafor | April 4, 2011, 9:43 am
  13. *aherm*
    Now that someone else has spoken properly & claimed the initial “ashawo experience speaking” crown, I think I can agree with him.
    But like everyone has said before, the “proper drilling” isn’t always only about sex. The extra bit could be how he made her feel before, during, or after the drilling experience.
    Although in some instances “a friend of mine” has told me about, it may be about the sex sha. 🙂

    Posted by The Capoeira Panda | April 4, 2011, 9:43 am
  14. “Once ‘de be’, always ‘de be’ ” – Okafor’s law. Totally depends on the shag to me. Shag her well (more than her bf or other guys) u will always de be again. Unless she wants something else from you (steal u from ur gf).

    Posted by kactuskay | April 4, 2011, 9:44 am
  15. LOOOL! I’m sure no girl would want to publicly agree to Okafor’s law…

    I cant really comment on this, lol… I just cant. I want to read people’s hilarious views tho…

    Posted by radeyo | April 4, 2011, 9:47 am
  16. Lmao @ d ibo version of once de be…..this rule is tru for most.esp if d girl knew it was no strings attached.

    Zara u r a nutcase

    Posted by KofoSwaggnificent | April 4, 2011, 9:50 am
  17. I was thinking just this too… I agree it’s an exception to the law… but then, she can always get heartbroken and drunk on another night. The law is a very strong one in its way.

    Posted by radeyo | April 4, 2011, 9:51 am
  18. lagoshunter and lade have said it all…

    Posted by DL | April 4, 2011, 9:53 am
  19. It works in most cases unless the sex wasn’t that good, he/she is “occupied” at the moment(in love/ relationship or married) or he/she hates you or has no desire to indulge in such with you anymore.

    Posted by nonametoday | April 4, 2011, 10:02 am
  20. As in! That “cock crowing at dawn” bit almost made me fall off my seat laughing.

    Posted by The Capoeira Panda | April 4, 2011, 10:14 am
  21. From personal experience, it is very true! To a large extent though, & I agree with all who have spoken. Factors to consider
    *the “drilling”
    *other emotional cues like how u made, & how u make her feel.
    *for a guy who knows how to effectively press those emotional buttons, & is never in a haste to de be, trust me, even when she thinks she’s not allowing u again or thinks she’s strong willed abt it, she’ll be surprised herself @ how & when she let down her guards. At the risk of sounding proud & haughty, an ex actualli broke down into tears once after a “debeing” session @ how hopeless her defences were, & begged me never to call her again or see her.
    *It’s evn worse when u r d bloke who “broke” her.
    *all of this stands sha when she’s stil single or newly married (ithink), & neva realli spiritual.

    Posted by welwood | April 4, 2011, 10:19 am
  22. I sha like this lagos hunter..**walks away**.oh yh.from this story,okafor was a good listener,which meant he had patience.a girl mite allow u to “debe” again if shez getting emotional attention from u dn her bf.so I dnt fnk its centered around sex alone

    Posted by kechilauren | April 4, 2011, 10:21 am

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 4, 2011, 10:23 am
  24. Zara is the cousin in the village sha. *shrugs*

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 4, 2011, 10:26 am
  25. Okafor is not humble ohh! Ahan this guy is just a pure player nothing more.

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 4, 2011, 10:26 am
  26. I disagree sha… #DazAll LMAO @ lagoshunter’s comment..

    Posted by Adahna | April 4, 2011, 10:26 am
  27. A ha.. Finally.. We’re getting some good angles to this thread.. Lovely comment from welwood – it says alot and I also like the the fact that kechilauren drew our attention to some ‘non-sexual’ qualities Okafor possessed in the story.

    To support the guys saying it’s strictly sexual, I just recalled a good friend of mine who had this chic so much on lock down that even after she got married and had her first kid, she would come over to his place (with her kid) to get some of that good good… … sheeesh..

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 4, 2011, 10:27 am
  28. yes, d shag quality is key but not every1 can eat where hes pissed b4

    Posted by donsege | April 4, 2011, 10:30 am
  29. damn. . . sum ppl r plain nasty . . . she came over for extra old spicy wood even after she don born. . .

    Posted by donsege | April 4, 2011, 10:37 am
  30. What about Nkechi’s Law? The reverse of Okafor’s Law…

    Posted by eeD | April 4, 2011, 10:47 am
  31. Eed ..Err Nkechi’s Law..? (o_O)

    Posted by Adahna | April 4, 2011, 10:54 am
  32. huh? Pls educate us …

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 4, 2011, 10:55 am
  33. Lmao at all d comments…..I think it all balls down to d entire package of d dude, charisma,care,attention and d kpanshin obviously…..who no like good thing!

    Posted by Ghazal | April 4, 2011, 11:03 am
  34. Lmao @ once de be, always de be! Never rly understood ds okafor’s law but now I do :). Do I agree? Nah!xcept if d okafor law applies to gals too den its mutualism 🙂

    Posted by deetee | April 4, 2011, 11:11 am
  35. Err.. I think I need to also state that Okafor’s law doesn’t always have to be negative or does it? If you manage to get married to your Okafor, that’s good no?

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 4, 2011, 11:14 am
  36. Lmao! Wth! Lololol

    Posted by deetee | April 4, 2011, 11:21 am
  37. Hmmmn I agree with the law sha. But not necessarily the why’s. I know waaaaaaayyyyy tooo many girls who wld rate the kpanshing as average but the attention and emitional attachment is what kept em goin back

    Posted by bimbo | April 4, 2011, 11:29 am
  38. Okafor’s Law works…. Especially when the cock crows not just at dawn but at dusk as well .#thatisall

    Posted by Actor No dey die | April 4, 2011, 11:38 am
  39. Okafor is a free-giver, he can’t b ‘owned’!

    Posted by deetee | April 4, 2011, 11:49 am
  40. Addendum: Naturally, quality of drill is encompassing. Ability to make drill partner feel safe and comfortable, Quality of drill exercise and not leaving a mess after the drill exercise. Okafor’s Law in my opinion is applicable to both sexes, just that we guys like to feel like we are the one doing all the scoring. Sometimes, we are actually the hunted not the hunter

    Posted by @lagoshunter | April 4, 2011, 11:57 am
  41. @lagoshunter. Can’t agree with u less.

    Posted by welwood | April 4, 2011, 12:06 pm
  42. Me ayam coming from a different angle o! I’m a lady and the rule ONLY depends on the shag FOR ME! I get over that emotional thngy way to quickly(bad flow!) U cant debe again if d shag was ok and all d emotions were tight..once i look forward,i dont look back! But if the Shag was..u know! ALways debe, anytime debe ni man!! u

    Posted by omo | April 4, 2011, 12:17 pm
  43. Same thing as Okafor’s Law na… except in this case, Nkechi is the ‘Okafor’ :/

    Posted by eeD | April 4, 2011, 12:23 pm
  44. Ok.. my bad, Adahna’s Law…

    Posted by redjiblog | April 4, 2011, 12:27 pm
  45. Adahna,*side eye* Na for twitter we go meet

    Posted by @lagoshunter | April 4, 2011, 12:30 pm
  46. uhmmmm, Nkechi is my mothers name, so i would like to know and oh, obiageli is her middle name….lol, no okafor’s in my family though, none that I’m aware of anyways…..I’m off point I know. And I don’t necessarily think the okafor’s thing works that way everytime….

    Posted by SoniaofHBF | April 4, 2011, 12:48 pm

    Posted by H•A•W | April 4, 2011, 1:22 pm
  48. @lagoshunter Well said! Y not start ur own blog? Escapades as a married man, ur 1 and 2s on relationships and affairs? 😀

    Posted by deetee | April 4, 2011, 1:24 pm
  49. Err @lagoshunter, pls eez dat ya twitter handle?

    Posted by Qtie | April 4, 2011, 1:29 pm
  50. LOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! any experience?

    Posted by H•A•W | April 4, 2011, 1:35 pm
  51. Its @lagoshunter ……#SimpleAndShort

    Posted by @lagoshunter | April 4, 2011, 1:37 pm
  52. i agree… doesnt have to be sex.. but it mainly will lead to that

    Posted by H•A•W | April 4, 2011, 1:39 pm
  53. ah! WHISH ONE IS NKECHI’S LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.. OH MY!

    Posted by H•A•W | April 4, 2011, 1:40 pm
  54. oh seen! Nkechi is a bad ass oh…

    Posted by H•A•W | April 4, 2011, 1:42 pm
  55. still rolling… *sigh* I have never experienced this Law..

    Posted by H•A•W | April 4, 2011, 1:45 pm
  56. =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) u ppl have kee me…. I totally agree wit okafor’s law

    Posted by manjude | April 4, 2011, 1:46 pm
  57. Can I just say the only comments I look out for on this blog are always Zara’s and @lagoshunter’s…… And they BOTH never dissapoint……
    I’l be back when I’m done laughing!! And yes oooooo @lagoshunter for president…. And u need ur own blog sir!!!

    Posted by @gorgeousbskin | April 4, 2011, 1:59 pm
  58. @deetee, keeping a blog was too much pain so I tossed it out of the window and so I only keep a micro blog —->Twitter.com/@lagoshunter

    Posted by @lagoshunter | April 4, 2011, 2:03 pm
  59. Thank God, I don’t believe everything I hear……..*covers face*

    Posted by @lagoshunter | April 4, 2011, 2:09 pm
  60. GorgeousBskin, I thought we were tighter than this????? Why you wan come sell me out naow?! *Confused smiley*

    Posted by @lagoshunter | April 4, 2011, 2:13 pm
  61. Guy,

    I totally agree…Deing itself is an art, a skill that can be developed and mastered..There are exceptions to every rule no doubt,but i guaran-f****ing-tee, once you de be properly and put everything into it…you will always de be…Gba be!

    Posted by awizi | April 4, 2011, 2:22 pm
  62. Errrm, Is this blog about me or @lagoshunter? I can see a coupla wells beckoning for him to come and drill or should I say ‘hunt’…

    Plix, I’m the one with the law here…

    Infact, lemme break it down in clearer terms, I never said it applied to only men (no need to introduce Nkechi into the picture), how else do u think those ladies could get it from me again; they had debe’d before and they could debe over and over again… let’s not just assume it’s a man’s world. These women need attention too. Although, thank God my rival, @lagoshunter already pointed that out too in the addendum.

    BTW, @lagoshunter is Akpan, my cousin and sidekick, it should be obvious by now how he knows so much about my law.

    Posted by Okafor | April 4, 2011, 2:23 pm
  63. Hahahhahaha.. Now an Okafor has appeared..i knew dis was gonna happen… (o_O) Lagoshunter wee kill me with laugh sha…

    Posted by Adahna | April 4, 2011, 2:28 pm
  64. Everyone has said it all so no need to add mine..thank God for toolsman that helped those of us who ddnt knw d rule and used to act like we did when we saw it. And for lagoshunter that always knows so much about all these topics and actually discussing it.

    Posted by akibotobiloba | April 4, 2011, 3:06 pm
  65. I think I know who this Okafor (up there) is…… Infact!! I KNOW!!

    @lagoshunter …. How I sell out now? I just dey hail ni..

    Posted by @gorgeousbskin | April 4, 2011, 3:25 pm
  66. Hey @gorgeousbskin, are u from Umunamo? U just might know me

    Posted by Okafor | April 4, 2011, 3:33 pm
  67. hahahaha.. you guys on this thread are just incredible… Im glad Okafor finally decided to join us.. I’m sure somone will soon ask for the directions to Umunamo village.

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 4, 2011, 3:36 pm
  68. So all the men in Umunamo were virgins? 😐

    Posted by MsJulz | April 4, 2011, 3:40 pm
  69. @lagoshunter……….ejiro. u wee not kee mee……….that is all i have to say,

    as for the law it is true to the point, mastered and applied it so many times #okbye

    Posted by kartoon101 | April 4, 2011, 3:41 pm
  70. Lmao @MsJulz… Virgins Kwa..?

    Posted by Adahna | April 4, 2011, 3:52 pm
  71. Loool at once de be always de be …I can’t speak from personal experience on this issue but I know a truck load of people that this law applies to … Apart from the quality of the drilling, if the guy gives the babe the attention shez not getting elsewhere, he will definitely de be many many times at dusk or dawn, in the hut or at the farm. Sometimes the emotional attention doesn’t even count , as long as he can drill like no other, the hole will not close.

    Posted by 1girl | April 4, 2011, 3:57 pm
  72. Interesting Quote —> “as long as he can drill like no other, the hole will not close”

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 4, 2011, 4:00 pm
  73. P.s apparently Okafor has not been driven by me before. Do you know how many times i have gotten lost on the way to my house and had to pay a cab to take me?

    I guess for me its Once de be, always pay a cab to de be 😐

    Posted by MsJulz | April 4, 2011, 4:00 pm
  74. Pain ke? U sud rly think abt re-starting ur blog oh! 😉 will check u out on twitter ;;)

    Posted by deetee | April 4, 2011, 4:18 pm
  75. @MsJuls. Choi! All those wasted resources just to find ur way home? U for just call make I for a while lend u my GPS enabled car, configured to navigate even the roughest & dirtiest of terrains, I swear one ride n u won’t even wanna return the car to d owner.

    Posted by welwood | April 4, 2011, 4:22 pm
  76. LMAO!

    Posted by @chinnydiva | April 4, 2011, 4:28 pm
  77. well all I have to say is that, Okafor’s law has NEVER applied to me. Nkechi’s law on the other hand…I do not know of any single Okafor or Akpan…or even a Lagos hunter type that has de be’ed and is not still coming back for more de be’ing. X_X

    Posted by @chinnydiva | April 4, 2011, 4:33 pm
  78. Oh wow.. it’s like I need to start charging peeps for advertising themselves on comment threads here..

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 4, 2011, 4:36 pm
  79. hahahahahahaha! abeg o! I aint advertising anything

    Posted by @chinnydiva | April 4, 2011, 4:41 pm
  80. *yimu*

    Posted by Okafor | April 4, 2011, 5:22 pm
  81. Psst…okafor is not a behd guy joor….the real behd guys don’t drill the same babe twice!!…ok maybe twice..nothing more..which leaves the babes offering for you to come and drill again and again..if the drilling was on point tho!…another reason we(well not me) don’t drill more than twice..is if we meet nkechi..we are done for..that’s who you’ll prob end up marrying…and by the way nkechi’s are also known as shalams..I’m sure @lagoshunter agrees with this….

    Posted by mr I'm out of this world | April 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
  82. hmm… this kinda throws things in another direction …

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 4, 2011, 6:05 pm
  83. Confirmed!!! I know you ooooo…..
    *Ur false humiliy when infact u cant stand the spotlight being on someone else for even a second..(case in point; lagoshunter)
    *U have a way of speaking that shines thru even when you write
    * you yimu’d somebody here….

    PLUS I can never forget the way u licked my finger…..hain!!!!LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!…loooooooool………….
    I rest now!!!!!

    Posted by @gorgeousbskin | April 4, 2011, 6:33 pm
  84. “Shalam, shantalapiza, Obukwokwo, etc irrespective of his/her name or social pedigree, a drill is a drill. If you are able to reopen the hole and drill again successfully, then you’d have applied Okafor’s Law”

    Posted by @LagosHunter | April 4, 2011, 8:08 pm
  85. Hmmm okafors law,its simple and very alike to FUCKRINGTON theorem which states that a fuck shall be refucked over and over again,if the fuckee and the fucker agree that it was a good fuck.the catch phrase is if it was a GOOD fuck

    Posted by hustlergbangba | April 4, 2011, 9:19 pm
  86. Lmaoooo @hustlergbangba. Like some of the inscriptions above, although the shag is an irresistable factor, his personality goes a longer way. Oh trust, he sounded like perfect gentleman. The stroy says he was familiar with the young as well as the old. For the young, drilling was prolly the essential factor, but for the old, his ambience, persona, voice, height, omygosh u dunno d half of what a lady can do if u listen to her nag, she can feel in debt to u for listenin, dat urge dat implies she returns ur nice gesture hence allowing u to drill. We guys claim we got game and all dat, which is true, but not game can enable u shag until d girl agress, so okafore has dat ‘okafor’ dat made him a respected man amongst d ladies, with a respected cock.

    Posted by ty timi | April 5, 2011, 4:42 am
  87. Ty timi has sed it all…lol@ “respected cock….vote him 4 PRESIDENT

    Posted by lizahilton | April 5, 2011, 5:02 am
  88. I think you have a better chance of getting into a girl’s pants if you’ve been there before, but it doesn’t work all the time, and not with every woman, e.g. me… when I close a chapter, it is closed.

    Posted by W. | April 5, 2011, 6:13 am
  89. What if your name is NKechi Okafor?

    Posted by kechilauren | April 5, 2011, 6:33 am
  90. lol… u people

    Posted by H•A•W | April 5, 2011, 7:50 am
  91. GBAM!

    Posted by @chinnydiva | April 5, 2011, 7:52 am
  92. why are all the ladies liking @lagoshunter.. #nobeef oooo but i thot they were saying last week that they loved the shy guys more … ok ooooo

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | April 5, 2011, 8:06 am
  93. anyway sha, like @lagoshunter said, it’s all about the drilling but @ the same time, the type of drilling bit used and the handler of the drill is of utmost importance to ensure a ‘re-de-be’ *hope the ladies agree with this*…

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | April 5, 2011, 8:09 am
  94. 😮

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | April 5, 2011, 8:12 am
  95. Now let’s try a different angle. If the ladies on this blog could tell us which of their ex-es(or nice shags-whatever rocks your boat) would call them up now, and they would drop everything they are doing just to “tango”…maybe it would give us more insight into the workings of Okafor’s Law. It’s sorta like “why would u f*#k him again and again and again and again…”?

    Posted by NOTAPEOPLEPERSON | April 5, 2011, 8:22 am
  96. ok! i’m a confirmed part of this community, enjoyin all these every bit

    Posted by welwood | April 5, 2011, 8:29 am
  97. drill bits??

    Posted by Mrs. foolish | April 5, 2011, 8:48 am
  98. yeah yeah…

    Posted by welwood | April 5, 2011, 8:50 am
  99. Okafor’s law o, Nkechi’s law o, both of them make sense!!!
    Lord knows there r so many times I think abt calling my ex up. But for the grace of God, and the fact that we’ve given ourselves a lot of space, I don’t know how my life would have been. Once de’ be, always de’be.
    Emotions r also important but us girls…hmmm even where there are no emotionms on the guys’ side, we know how to imagine them. 😐
    It is SO MUCH MORE abt the shaggg. If u were never physical wf someone in the first place, its soo much easier to move on. Spiritual tings.

    Posted by Yasminn | April 5, 2011, 9:00 am
  100. Gud one toolsman, can’t stop laffn, but there r exceptions to that rule o

    Posted by loffy | April 5, 2011, 9:16 am
  101. isupport notapeopleperson’s motion

    Posted by DL | April 5, 2011, 10:26 am
  102. Okafor was definitely, a GREAT man….

    Posted by tolz | April 5, 2011, 1:26 pm
  103. LMAO!!! The comments! Wale, I love your craft but another reason why I come here is coz of LagosHunter’s comments. Dude is insane!

    Posted by Delphine | April 5, 2011, 1:39 pm
  104. BUHAHAHAHA, now we have an Okafor??? LOL

    Posted by tolz | April 5, 2011, 1:55 pm
  105. Lmao! @lagoshunter is a cruise. Okafor’s law depends. If okafor fucks u good, trust me, ul always allow him to de be. And if u don’t, ul almost kill urself cz ul be battling with the vibes ur body will be giving u.
    I’m nkechi and I have an okafor in my life. He keeps coming back, and I keep letting him de be cz he drills well.but stil we women do stuff based on our emotions. The day I stop being “in love” with Okafor, dt door will close.

    Posted by Mrs Nkechi Okafor | April 5, 2011, 2:23 pm
  106. Lmfao! WOW

    Posted by Dami | April 5, 2011, 2:47 pm
  107. LMAO *typing from the floor*. great post! and the comments are just hilarious.

    Posted by Dotun | April 5, 2011, 2:56 pm
  108. it all depends on how good the fuck was
    all this emotional thing is story
    If it was mind-blowing good the first time
    it will happen again, and again and again
    the tradedoff here is that
    it wont have happened the first time if there were no emotions.
    but if the emotions have turned sour
    there can still be a fuck
    we dont need to talk, just get down to business jare

    Posted by Nkechi | April 5, 2011, 3:10 pm
  109. i came, i saw, i laughed out loud at work, and got more work. nice one……

    Posted by tostos | April 5, 2011, 3:47 pm
  110. @nkechi…. Aint that the truth!!!! He can de be anytime right now because there’s a semblance of feelings involved… the day those feelings end is the day his de’be(ing) powers also vanish……

    Posted by @gorgeousbskin | April 5, 2011, 6:48 pm
  111. My own okafor law goes thus : (longer) — A fuck that has been fucked can always be re-fucked if the fucker and the fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a really good FUCK <—– i need to change my crop of friends..
    This isn't good for my health

    Posted by Dreeee1 | April 6, 2011, 12:20 am
  112. Lmao… This is the funniest blog I have ever read in my life. Nice one toolsman

    Posted by @Lol_itsTUMI | April 20, 2011, 1:30 pm
  113. @LagosHunter, Correct guy! Ermmm.. I think The “Okafor Law” should be preserved in a Museum abeg. Its so real and true and no one can deny that. Kpanshing is just one of the factors tho. 🙂

    Posted by Olushayee | May 6, 2011, 10:36 am

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