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Hey people. Trust we’re all enjoying the easter break. So, just a couple of things to get through this morning. Firstly, I’d like to thank everyone for supporting The Penis Monologues Remix. I must say, the response totally blew us away. Now I know a lot of you guys have been calling for more, lets just say, you’ll get your wish.. 🙂

Secondly, for those who don’t know, I’ll be adding a year sometime next week and y’all know there definitely has to be something special here. So, watch-out for another giveaway plus “more”… Also, still in the mood of giving and cause most good theatrical productions have a song somewhere in them, I’ve decided to give you the closing tune to the P Monologues Remix. (Afterall, it is the remix..LOL).. Enjoy.

PENILE ZOMBIE (By @_thinktank_)

[To be sang in tune to FELA’s Zombie]


Zombie-o, zombie!


Zombie no go stand, unless you give am blue pill


Zombie no go stop, unless e reach where e dey “come”


Zombie no go slow, unless you moan “go slower”


Zombie no go fast, unless you shout “harder, harder”

Zombie-o, zombie


Tell am to go rape — Joro, Jara, Joro

No logic, no reasoning, no sense — Joro, Jara, Joro

Tell am to go cheat — Joro, Jara, Joro

No love, no care, no thought — Joro, Jara, Joro

Tell am to commit adultery — Joro, Jara, Joro

No wife, no kids, no life — Joro, Jara, Joro


Go and fuck


Go and gbensh


Go and kpox


Put am inside


Go and shag


Go and hammer

Go and PERFORM!!! *(3x)

Joro, Jara, Joro- O Zombie way na one way (3x)

Joro, Jara, Joro- Ooooh


Stand up!

Wear condom!

Enter front!

Enter back!

Enter mouth!

Double speed!


On top!

From Back!

Thrust in

Thrust out

Speed up

Get ready *(2x)


Yes! *(Repeat 3x from “Attention”)





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19 thoughts on “Announcement

  1. I don’t know the fela song ☹
    But yayyy!!! Its not over. 😀

    Posted by katie | April 23, 2011, 10:34 am
  2. Haha…Fela’ll probably be rolling in his grave..@_ThinkTank_has lost it..lol

    Nice 1..Vagina monologues..legoo

    Posted by awizii | April 23, 2011, 10:40 am
  3. And there I am…….playing the 2nd bass guitar while eye the bum of the dancers while silently commanding my penis to behave itself……..
    Then the crowd stands up in ovation for @_Thinktank & @toolsman *clap* clap* *clap* *screams* *screams*

    Posted by @lagoshunter | April 23, 2011, 10:40 am
  4. Yaaaay!!!!

    Posted by loba | April 23, 2011, 10:41 am
  5. Yayyy!!
    Haha, am I a loser for playing Zombie while reading this….It was hilarious

    Posted by Iyamilele | April 23, 2011, 10:49 am
  6. Rotfbflmffao …
    Asin I was singing n demonstrating d new zombie attention… 1 world ! “fantabulouso” I really must say sum1 has bn inspired by the fela concert 😉
    Nice work mehn !!! Wot makes it extra special is, it feels like it was effortlessly done, which makes it extra special … Thumbs up …. Toola pls don’t 4get d curtain call

    Posted by tuale ... | April 23, 2011, 10:57 am
  7. Nice….I love the vagina monologues pic..can’t wait

    Posted by kechilauren | April 23, 2011, 11:20 am
  8. Hmmmmmm….
    Nice one!

    Posted by missqueue | April 23, 2011, 11:21 am
  9. Hahahaha!!!! @_ThinkTank_ is a fooooolll!!!!!!!!

    Posted by 'Jibòla | April 23, 2011, 11:21 am
  10. I actually sang along to the Zombie song oh….Lmao..! Vagina Monolougue rmx..? Yesss Boss.! 😀

    Posted by adahna | April 23, 2011, 11:28 am
  11. LooooooooooooL damn! Zombie na bastard!!! E no dey hear word at all

    Posted by donsege | April 23, 2011, 11:45 am
  12. LOL!!! I actually sang along with Zombie…this killed me!! Really really nice!!

    Posted by Spiffy | April 23, 2011, 11:55 am
  13. Dat @thinktank is a psycho goes witout sayin…even Fela’s penis wld stand at attention for dis one…RIP Abami Eda…
    Great to know der’s mor comin…yippee!!! *dougies n moonwalks simultaneously*…

    Posted by musingsofagidimallam | April 23, 2011, 12:10 pm
  14. This Zombie post is quite apt especially with the Fela on broadway running right about now. So we can have a different set of lyrics running in our heads *grin*
    But Why am I not surprised there’s a vagina monologues remix in the pipeline already, I was half-hoping the ladies would host ds but nothing do u, go ahead and blow us away, ladies get to guest-write right?

    Posted by AA | April 23, 2011, 3:31 pm
  15. Lmao!!! Thinktank is a mess mehn…played the zombie song and threw in all his ‘lyrics’…trust, ayaff dead now…
    “Go and gbensh! Thrust in! Thrust out!” LOL!

    Vagina Monologues!!!! YAY!

    Posted by slimsiren | April 23, 2011, 9:28 pm
  16. LOL. Thanks guys for all the positive comments. Thumbs up to thetoolsman for setting it up. The Penis Monologues! Legendary stuff.
    I’m sure Fela would be happy to see what I’ve done with his song…Already ‘ruining’ another Fela song for the vagina monologues, though I might just keep it to myself.LOL
    Thanks again y’all. 3 gbosa for thetoolsman!

    Posted by ThinkTank | April 23, 2011, 9:46 pm
  17. Nyc

    Posted by draco | April 24, 2011, 12:19 am
  18. LMAO!

    Posted by Delphine | April 24, 2011, 4:28 pm
  19. Absolutely good work. I’m talking about the scenes.

    Quality stuff!

    Posted by afrosays | April 26, 2011, 11:29 am

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