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The Vagina Monologues Remix. (Scene 1 & 2)

Eyes on the prize By @Similicious87

Of course I’m a bitch!

That’s what I yelled back as I spread those pictures on his office table!

You see there is nothing wrong with getting the best for that vagina

Times are hard and I would be damned if I fall for the ‘love buffoonery

That was long ago when Uncle Bayo embarked on journeys to my bedroom and put me through muffled screams and blood stained sheets

I lost all illusions

My body made men groan with pleasure

I have learned to use it!

Oh I am way past that love mess.

I am smarter than those ‘holier than thou’ sisters who pretend the dick isn’t wearing their pussies out.

I’m enterprising.

I keep my eye on the prize.

So what if Alhaji likes to burn cigarettes on my tits – there is always a dermatologist.

So what if Chief likes to beat me and tie me up till I pass out – I get that bank alert and I’m a couple of hundreds of thousands richer.

I am smarter than those love sick puppies.

Why does love have to be associated with sex?


So because you are giving it up because he says he loves you makes you better than me?

These holes of mine are expensive.

They pay my bills.

So I like to take pictures of powerful men in compromising situations!

That doesn’t make me a bitch.

I’m a businesswoman!

I carry my cargo.

Ready to offload in different locations and positions.

I’m not apologetic!

It’s my vagina after all!


Because He Looked At It: By @novacrossqueen

My vagina had a complex

Not the oh-my-god-i-think-im-fat-when-im-actually-a-skinny-bitch complex

But the Holy-shit-this-is-not-what-it-looks-like-on-the-playboy-magazines complex

Like I know we are made in His image and likeness and we are all beautiful and yadi yadi

But damn…

I even thought it would look better bald

That I could get elegant looking kissable lips


Was that too much to ask for?

But after skinning the kitty, I daresay

Chris looked like a dead thing stuffed in another dead thing in HD

Yes I call my vagina Chris

And she was ugly

I imagined if old men had vagina, it would look like Chris

Coitus (Coitus coitus coitus. Fucking weird word) was pretty much orchestrated

Sex with me worked in stages

We would get right down to business

Missionary, cowboys, and then I hit my doggie

To survive, I would imagine my vagina as an Aston Martin Virage…. and his penis was, well…. a penis


My vagina came alive only in the dark

And then that one guy

No I don’t remember his name…

“Can I give you head?” he said…”With the lights on”

Like was he kidding?

Instantly I prayed for PHCN to take the lights now, please na….


“Resistance is futile”, he whispered as he grabbed my arms and bound them with his tie

I watched his shadow walk over to the switch


Let there be light…. *closes bible*

With my arms useless

And my legs spread so far apart, they could have been in separate continents

I felt him

Trace. His. Fingers. Across. My. Lips. Parting. Them. Ever. So. Slowly.




Are you getting me?

Those were my feelings exactly.

He put his lips to my lips and I swear they spoke the same language for a hot minute

Then he looked up at me and said the cheesiest shit I have ever ever heard since I discovered I had a vagina

“Your vagina is the 8th wonder of the world”

(Well not in those exact words…..)

He then proceeded to teach her five other different languages, and braille…

Hey guys, so there you have it. The first two scenes from the V Monologues Remix. Seems the ladies are going in hard on this. However, once again, I’ll urge us to look past the humour and highlight the salient points in the scenes for proper discussion. A lot of women justify prostitution with sexual encounters they had as children, what’s your take on this? Also, our culture, perhaps,  has taught us to keep away from certain bedroom acts. A lot of women cringe at the use of the word vagina in public let alone talking about cunnilingus. Time for us to discuss. Use the comment box and speak your mind. Cheers.

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238 thoughts on “The Vagina Monologues Remix. (Scene 1 & 2)

  1. woww…

    Posted by minini | April 27, 2011, 9:07 am
  2. Legs spread so far apart they could be in separate continents…ahhh, that takes me back…to this morning…! Memories!

    Posted by QueenOfVagina | April 27, 2011, 9:11 am
  3. Okayyyyyyy, not exactly the empowering stories I expected.

    Posted by Damisola | April 27, 2011, 9:12 am
  4. Minini beat mE 2 it … 😦
    B4 I even read this blog, lemme strt by blowing a big wet kiss 2 thetoolsman, I’v bn patiently waiting 4 dis blog n my free tee shirt of course 😉 .
    That said, lemme gaun read 😀

    Posted by yminni ??? | April 27, 2011, 9:14 am
  5. The first story is obviously a whore. There are so much better ways to sell your product to just a minimum of two and still have a full account.

    The second one is forever horny.

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 27, 2011, 9:14 am
  6. Hahahahahahaha
    “To survive, I would imagine my vagina as an Aston Martin Virage…. and his penis was, well…. a penis”

    “He then proceeded to teach her five other different languages, and braille…”

    My Best two lines. LOVE IT!

    Posted by Nono | April 27, 2011, 9:14 am
  7. Yo novacrossqueen,so how many languages does chris speak now? Asking for a friend.

    Posted by Yogi | April 27, 2011, 9:16 am
  8. Both really good stories. And although I cannot empathize with people who suffered rape as children or teenagers, I wish they would realize that using that as an excuse is giving the past control over their present…easier said than done I guess… Really loved the writing style of scene 1. Y’all should really consider a stage play soon.

    Posted by jAyajade | April 27, 2011, 9:17 am
  9. Oh wow…

    Dude this is a movement!writers b bringing their A game n shit! Lovely post!

    Posted by Immortal TeddyBear | April 27, 2011, 9:17 am
  10. For “Eyes on the prize” By @Similicious87
    – I hardly see a correlation between this monolgue and prostitution. In my opinion, most of us talk about prostitution without having any idea of what ‘Prostitution’ really is. Hell,I am not sure I can even define prostitution.
    Like I always say,context is everything in communication.

    ‘Because He Looked At It’ By @novacrossqueen

    “He put his lips to my lips and I swear they spoke the same language for a hot minute” -Perfect!

    It is a shame guys tend to expect head but most shy away from giving in return. Worst still, are girls who give head & are way too shy to receive in return.

    Posted by Lagoshunter | April 27, 2011, 9:19 am
  11. Even more woooooow!!!!
    Well I don’t believe so much that the past abuse on a female child will make her turn out to be a prostitute and personally, I don’t believe anything’s wrong being a prostitute cos they also ‘sweat’ their asses out to earn the money just like regular white colar jobs too! 😉 😉

    Posted by missqueue | April 27, 2011, 9:19 am
  12. Dayuunm! This is good writing.. ‘Love buffoonery’– lol! There are different ways molested kids deal with it- sadly, whoring/becoming loose is one of them..

    Posted by Betty | April 27, 2011, 9:23 am
  13. Well its not just a “justification”..they need help..tragic experiences don’t only mess with ur body but with ur psychology also.without proper support ppl who have bin messed with 1 way or the other either become like d babe in monologue 1,with rily low self esteem n allow passage 2jst bout any1 cuz they feel they r worthless or shut off 4m sex completely.they need counceling or @ least really supportive friends to minimize d effect of their tragedy.

    Monologue 2 is veryy normal..a fair deal of females have body image issues..infact almost every girl has dat 1 body area they absolutely hate..who can blame us?d media portrays female bodies with such perfection those who don’t have kim kardashian and beyonce bodies amongst others end up with issues..let’s not talk bout twitter n social avenues and d things guys say bout female bodies..e.g..u see a guy tweet “men d shape of that babe nani be like shrek face..nani is supposd 2luk like…” Or “shit! See slippers boobs she dey front instead make we manage am for am”..other babes who fall in2 similar categories could start doubting themselves seriously thinkin “men hate this” and den the whole “lights off” routine,can’t take off all my clothes,can’t get head” all those things start n ruin their sexual lives..but cunninglinus is not a must..n every babe dat dsnt like it doesn’t have issues..sometimes d concept of havin sum1s mouth where blood comes 4m @ certain points and pee is 2much to stomach(hope I ddnt jst discourage some guys 4m givin head)
    *exits stage right*

    Posted by ollylicious | April 27, 2011, 9:23 am
  14. Lmao @ Random awesomeness comment….Nice one zara (Y)

    Posted by Qtie | April 27, 2011, 9:24 am
  15. Yeah… Not a woman but I think I get what u mean

    Posted by radeyo | April 27, 2011, 9:25 am
  16. WOW O_O

    Posted by layo | April 27, 2011, 9:27 am
  17. The girls went hard tho..I’ll be back in a hot minute.:D

    Posted by kechilauren | April 27, 2011, 9:28 am
  18. Childhood trauma my (lil) ass! People need to realize that they’re only hurting themselves by disrespecting their own bodies and using this trauma shit as an excuse. They need to grow up and take responsibility for their actions. Repercussions! Repercussions!! Repercussions !!! They still exist.

    Thumbs up to them writers.

    Posted by Delphine | April 27, 2011, 9:30 am
  19. I think the chick in the first story needs therapy. Abuse kinda messes with the mind in all sorts of ways.

    The 2nd chick… Chris??? Seriously?? Lol!
    Well good for Chris that she/he/it started to feel pretty. Many Chris’ don’t.

    Loved the style in both (y)

    Posted by 'Dania | April 27, 2011, 9:31 am
  20. Yayyyy!!! I like.
    What’s wrong with the word vagina, its ‘pussy’ or ‘puss’ I can’t stand *cringe*
    Prostitution being justified by sexual encounters they had as children, sorry to sound insensitive, but that’s BS. In my opinion that should make you fear men and go into a fit at the sight of a dick.

    ‘Your vagina is the 8th wonder of the world’ hahaha *rolling*, cute. If a guy said that to me, I wouldn’t be able to control my laughter. I love my body, but not my vagina, so head with the lights on *cringe*, that’s a no no.

    Posted by iyamilele | April 27, 2011, 9:32 am
  21. LOL, so these monologues are not empowering shey?

    Posted by QueenOfVagina | April 27, 2011, 9:34 am

    Vagina Monologues are mean’t to empower people now?? SEEEEEENNNN!!!!!

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 27, 2011, 9:35 am
  23. Been abused as a child doesn’t justify anyfin..I got abused as a child @ d age of 7 by sum1 old enuf to be my father & even by my cuzin dat doesn’t make me prostitute or sell myself.& I can totally relate to Scene 2.Personally I can’t shag wif d lights on & I really shy away from certain fins wen doin d DO..Nice Post..S/O to simi & Nova

    Posted by Whatshesaid | April 27, 2011, 9:36 am
  24. Yes!!! females be going hard!!!! Love Zara joor ‘five other languages and braille’ aherm

    The first scenario, beautifully written, tragic too, though I’ve never heard of one, I can see prostitution being a consequence of child abuse.

    Zara’s is very realistic like ollylicious said, alot of us are insecure about one body part or the other and media and social sites help deepen the issuees, takes a truly confident, self assured woman to just accept themselves… (or a set of lips to assure them… :D)

    Loved it, more pls!

    Posted by olawunmi | April 27, 2011, 9:39 am
  25. Scene 1
    While most people shy away from talking/writing about it,I’m glad you tackled it head-on. There’s no justification for prostitution. You may lie to yourself that sex is sex,but lying in bed at night with nothing but your thoughts to keep you company, you and your ceiling know the truth. Your goodies are just that-goodies. And they are yours. Don’t fling it to the highest bidder. Give her some respect will ya!

    However,I guess for some people,esp the subject above,there was little choice. Having endured all manner of abuse,it is only by a stroke of chance,God’s grace and an iron will that most can rise above it. Its not easy,but hey! Nothing good comes easy,aye?

    The all too familiar esteem issues. I know a girl who wouldn’t get butt naked in front of her man cos she feels her titties have ceased to sing the National Anthem. In the grand scheme of things,it doesn’t matter. Sure they say guys r moved by sight but trust me,the last thing he’s thinking about when you r having sex is that you tits or vagina looks like the under side of a rottweiler. Hell! He’s got a naked willing woman in his bed, he’s won the freaking lottery. Men aren’t that complicated.

    Most names used in referring to the vagina are deigned offensive-pussy,cunt, etc. Who cares really? If you are too embarrassed to call your ladyparts by those names,you can cal it whatever you choose. Goodluck and Charlie are some pointers. #tigerblood #winning 😀

    Posted by chinnydiva | April 27, 2011, 9:42 am
  26. Maybe thats what movie portrayal of rape have taught us to believe, I dont think there can be one standard reaction to something that affects the psychee so much… Some may shut down all feeling and carry on as if it never happened, others may proceed to use thier bodies as is described above… I think its a possibility, not saying its an excuse.

    Posted by olawunmi | April 27, 2011, 9:43 am
  27. Woooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!!! Novecrossqueen is genius!! I love love love it! YES!! We have image issues! I’m noooooo kimK…
    @Similicious’s character needs therapy to get past her rape issues…selling your body is no justification whatsoever!

    Posted by Spiffy | April 27, 2011, 9:43 am
  28. Hmmm simzaa,I see you oo. I see you 😉

    Posted by Yogi | April 27, 2011, 9:44 am
  29. I want to share my VAGINA with the world. *Now singing*(insert music icon)
    I’m gonna show you my genitalia..Oh Oh ohh ohh, i’m gonna show you my genitalia eehh ehh eehh ehhh. I am queen of VAGINA, Queen of VAGI-VAGINA; penis penis penis penis… Promiscuous Promiscuous. Come and have sex, have sex with my VAGINA. My VAGINA is ready, for your penis. 2 plus 2 is VAGINA, VAGINA and VAGINA, I am queen of VAGINA…
    Where the pricks @?

    Posted by Majela Diamond | April 27, 2011, 9:45 am
  30. how does one have respect for thier bodies when it has been defiled and disrespected repeatedly in such a way that might eradicate every level of self worth? Rape aint beans o, dont underestimate.

    Posted by olawunmi | April 27, 2011, 9:45 am
  31. Been abused as a child doesn’t justify anyfin..I got abused as a child @ d age of 7 by sum1 old enuf to be my father & even by my cuzin dat doesn’t make me prostitute or sell myself.& I can totally relate to Scene 2.Personally I can’t shag wif d lights on & I really shy away from certain fins wen doin d DO..Nice Post..S/O to simi & Nova.

    Posted by Whatshesaid | April 27, 2011, 9:46 am
  32. riiiiiite yogi

    Posted by olawunmi | April 27, 2011, 9:46 am
  33. Which one be empowering now? These 2 pieces bring humorous views to issues we’re all familiar with,that’s about as empowering as it gets if U ask me. First piece was. . .sad, the sexual abuse, then the fact that she feels she has to justify, I’m not against people doing whatever they deem necessary in order to make it,but if U have 2 debate with ur own conscience every nite,well. . .As for the 2nd piece, I just love Chris, #nohomo. . .hilarious writing, here’s to all the cunnilingual men out there.

    Posted by Sick_Sage | April 27, 2011, 9:46 am
  34. Wow…simply hilarious,
    Eyes on the prize….hmmm from my point of view she’s probably got twisted morals,*pls don’t shoot me for that*, cos from the story lie she’s not a nympho….

    Because he looked at it…
    I can totally relate to this cos i’ve experienced both ends of the stick, i’ve met a girl who actually covers up her vagina once light comes on..funny rite??…, and there’s another..*smile*.., who loves baring it all, lights or no lights. I love a confident woman, it turns me on, so ladies, receive that head wit the lights on, except ur punani is *lips sealed*..

    Posted by loffy | April 27, 2011, 9:46 am
  35. Lmao @ scene two. “Instantly I prayed for PHCN to take the lights now, please na….please”.
    Relating to scene 1, I think nothing justifies prostitution. Child abuse, poverty and what-not. In my opinion, the idea of giving out one’s body in exchange for money comes from a deep feeling of a whole lotta negative emotions. One’s sense of worth is lost and no amount of money can replace that.
    Scene 2: *I’m still laughing really hard* Methinks a lot of women (african women to be precise) shy away from issues based on sex as a whole cos of the way our culture…and in some cases, religion. Iothink this should be the issue, because one of the main reasons for having sex is to gain pleasure *who am I kidding? It is THE main reason* and cunninglus is the BEST thing that can ever happen to the vagina *yes I said it*. All in all, ladies should be more comfy with their vajayjayz. U don’t gotta be ashamed of it…as long as u take good care of it.

    Posted by Antoinette | April 27, 2011, 9:47 am
  36. This is getting out of hand. Since when did (some of)y’all become the pillars of society and justice to come here and pass judgement on people who were abused in whatever stage of their lives?


    How can you say being abused does not justify anything? To what degree were these people abused and assaulted? Where is the yardstick which measures how messed up one is allowed to get after being sexually molested? Just coz you can hack it doesn’t mean the next person will be able to.

    People become prostitutes due to various factors and not due to your misconceptions of their lives based on your unexposed societal views and influences.

    …that said, I’m not a prostitute! Just airing my thoughts on what nonsense I’ve seen here this morning.

    Posted by QueenOfVagina | April 27, 2011, 9:49 am
  37. Wooohoo! Sisters are doing it for themselves…

    I love both posts with the passion of 10000 burning suns. Feel the heat of my love, ladies!

    Re the serious stuff: Some women, like say Superhead, the video/real-life ho turned NY Times bestselling author turn their lemons into lemonade and become empowered. More often, the story has a sadder ending. As to the beginning, I don’t think prostitution is ever a choice. It’s more often a tragic consequence….
    Re loving one’s ladyparts: Do men ever worry about the beauty of their manparts pre head? NO! So, why should we?

    *walks off singing ‘Turn up the lights in here, baby! Extra bright, I want y’all to see this…*.

    Posted by miafarradaily | April 27, 2011, 9:51 am
  38. …………Majela?

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 27, 2011, 9:53 am
  39. Lovely blog! No comments!..I’m already irritated by some I’ve seen..girls could be annoying sha..sigh

    Posted by Jade Mustapha | April 27, 2011, 9:55 am
  40. LOL… thank you for this…

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 27, 2011, 9:56 am
  41. Interesting input .. someone respond to this?

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 27, 2011, 9:57 am
  42. No. Men only worry about the size, and how many abs we have. But most importantly how many figures are in the bank account.

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 27, 2011, 9:57 am
  43. NO SHE’s NOT JARE *mscheeeeeeeeew*

    Posted by Zara | April 27, 2011, 9:58 am
  44. ODE o, u need to be locked up!

    Posted by Zara | April 27, 2011, 9:59 am
  45. I don’t really get this Sex is Sex thing…is it something else?

    Prostitution is a nO No but the fact is many people who judge body-sellers-for-cash actually give up their bodies for even the slightest promise, the cheesiest words and a whole lot of random circumstance. You’s a whore as well dear sister.

    Then the raunchy bit… Chris as a vagina name is one-kind oh..o_O… :D. My discomfort with head-with -the-lights-on would mostly stem from shyness.. My vagina looks really good actually. okBye.

    Posted by StephanieIj | April 27, 2011, 9:59 am
  46. Wow. I’m actually very new to your blog nd I must say, this is very impressive writing. Prostitution is prostitution. Let’s not justify one form of evil wit another. I am far from being right myself but let’s stop giving evil wings to fly. So many pple had their ‘uncle bayo’s’………..
    Cuninlingus (eating pussy) is an integral part of sex. U haven’t lived till u have given or u’ve been given head. Let’s enjoy d pleasures of d flesh as best we can 🙂
    Once again, Very impressive writing

    Posted by i_rep_mars | April 27, 2011, 10:01 am
  47. …are you interested in my vagina? It might empower you o…

    Posted by QueenOfVagina | April 27, 2011, 10:02 am
  48. All I gotta say is you girls killed it..in more ways than one..

    Sexual abuse is a serious thing, and it is an experience that will leave one scarred for life. Thing is, what is the best way to deal with it? I can’t judge the girl in scene 1 but why hurt yourelf more? Whatever happened in the past has happened so move on, even though it’s hard.

    Posted by awizi | April 27, 2011, 10:07 am
  49. ​‎​Ħ̀́̀́̀ǻ̀́:Dħ̀́̀́ɐ̀́̀́̀́=Dħ̀́̀́̀ǻ̀́<=-Pħ̀́̀́ɐ̀́̀́̀́=))ħ̀́̀́ǻ̀ at Majela. Were gbaa ni baby naa.

    Hmmmm, where to start.

    Eyes on the prize
    People react to things in different ways. So until you walk a mile in sum1 else's shoes and see how you would react, you have no right to judge the person's reactions.

    Because he looked at it
    I think society has a part in the blame for this issue. It is supposedly okay for guys to get head but gross for girls to get the same treatment. Plus we women need to get comfortable with our bodies. If we don't love our bodies, who will?

    Posted by Sam-Sam | April 27, 2011, 10:13 am
  50. Hmmmmm….wud comment in a bit….*lemme make sure my neighbours are out*

    Posted by ibetapassmyneighbour | April 27, 2011, 10:15 am
  51. plus I kinda get where Damisola is coming from. The stories sound rather cold blooded. Almost clinical even

    Posted by Sam-Sam | April 27, 2011, 10:15 am
  52. Dts how I used the word “vagina” on twitter just 3 times.nd twitter mentioned me and said I had exceeded my use of genital related words on twitter.:(
    I’d just copy them in d link.they must read this.lol
    The first storry is just someone trying to deal with whteva occured in her childhood with the way she knows hw!.agreed! Its no justification.but such people need serious help.that’s where counsellors, pastors et al come in to show her new nd better wayss to deal.good job@ slim.
    Zarra!!!I love ur writing style. Insecurity is very common with most people, guess we just need that one person to make us feel comfortable in our skin.for some people its their man,mother or even friends.some even thru God’s word.but the point is having high self esteem is healthy living:D

    Posted by kechilauren | April 27, 2011, 10:18 am
  53. I could be wrong but I doubt if you have actually met/know a person (male/female) who was abused as a child. Their perception of sex is hardly ever ‘regular’ and promiscuity is usually a manifestation of such an abuse.

    Posted by Lagoshunter | April 27, 2011, 10:19 am
  54. With regards to scene 2..Do u know I ve heard a dude say if a chic gives u d Doggy she’s not Wife material??

    Posted by Whatshesaid | April 27, 2011, 10:19 am
  55. Another comment by someone who has (likely) not suffered any abuse, but quick to judge those who have.

    Posted by Lagoshunter | April 27, 2011, 10:21 am
  56. Spiffy..ur my kim K..:*:*

    Posted by kechilauren | April 27, 2011, 10:26 am
  57. Perhaps you haven’t read the original monologues?

    Vagina monologues = Vaginas talking.

    Posted by 'Dania | April 27, 2011, 10:26 am
  58. Wow!! Lovely writing!!
    Being abused is no excuse to turn urself into a whore.. But the case is not every one can rise above the feeling of worthlessness it brings…
    Sometimes it cud just be a case of “why close the barn door after the horse has been stolen”

    Posted by Dee | April 27, 2011, 10:27 am
  59. spoken like a true carpet muncher….give head to get a-head…:)

    Posted by freshprinz | April 27, 2011, 10:28 am
  60. Re Empowering comment: Lets not bite off the head of the girl that made the comment. I can see where she’s coming from going by the original vagina monologues. For me this is empowering though, its shedding light on deep issues albeit in a light hearted manner. Welldone tools.

    Story 1: Abuse has different effects on different people, it shouldn’t be an excuse but it is what it is. Not everyone can get past it and they continue to lead messed up lives. Lets not call her a hoe or nympho or what not. There are people like this out there, it’s easy to condemn them and say things like ‘oh please she’s just using it as an excuse’ but it is way deeper than this, same with people that have daddy issues. So judginas easy on the judgement.

    Story 2:
    Mehn unlike the vaginas we see in porn, vaginas are kinda ugly I won’t lie. I encourage everyone to get a mirror and get to know your vagina though, that way getting head with the lights on won’t be an issue. I know women who don’t even know what their lady bits look like (-_-) and you expect them to be comfortable with letting someone go down on them with the lights on? Also I feel if you’re comfortable with your body knacking with lights on will come naturally. Although it takes time and with new partners you have to ease yourself into it. Sha my point is, be in tune with your body, know your natural scents, taste etc. yes TASTE hehe

    Posted by juiceegal | April 27, 2011, 10:31 am
  61. Like I said, Prostitution is one hard word to define. Anybody who doubts me should start by studying the different legislation on it from all over the world.

    Before one begins to condemn or praise prostitution, the question should answer is ….’to what extent do I understand the other person’s circumstances?’

    A generalized statement such as ‘nothing justifies prostitution’ is sadly myopic.

    Amazing as well that just last week,a lot of comments here also agreed that a good dick that can’t buy a Prada bag isn’t worth much. Double Speak???

    And as expected, comments from the chicks are the most critical of themselves. This level of criticism and ‘holier than thou’ sentiment were clearly absent last week when the guys posted their Penis Monologues

    Posted by Lagoshunter | April 27, 2011, 10:32 am
  62. i agree that they disrespect their bodies when they sell it for cash but u shouldn’t judge them too harshly. it is very common for ppl who’ve been thru traumatic experiences to separate mind from body during sex. some see their bodies as a tool to hurt others, others see at the only way to get affection. regardless of the manifestation i think it wouldn’t be fair to rain down fire and brimstone on them. they deserve a shot at redemption but not thru condemnation….

    Posted by freshprinz | April 27, 2011, 10:36 am
  63. I know a serial killer who murdered more than 50 people,but don’t worry it’s totally ok. He was abused as a child. 🙂

    Posted by serial killer | April 27, 2011, 10:37 am
  64. I stil believe dat any girl dat duznt like head has neva really gottn great head..d moment she gets it,she wld stop distractin herself wit d fact dat blood and pee cums out frm der *drops mic*

    Posted by djabbarish | April 27, 2011, 10:37 am
  65. Bin readin dis blog 4 a while and I hav neva sent a comment bt I most def compelled 2 do dat nw

    Scene1:-i honestly don’t knw wat she has bin thru and I can’t say I feel her pain(no b me e happen 2)and I won’t say sellin her body is wrong or ryt cos its her life and her body and if dey do not sleep wiv u giv u money dey will sleep wit u give u ‘I love u’so abeg abeg no difference bt d prob I hav iz y d sufferin durin sex!!!!!sex is supposed 2 b fun or atleast endurable….its a big NO NO 4rm me 4 d cigar on her skin and beatings….me thinks she needs help!!!and y d picture takin????she is a business woman,I understand that bt if dese men kept deir own part of d bargain den as a loyal biz woman she shldnt take pics of dem and start slammin it on d tables in deir offices….and as 4 d part dat its her vagina,I totally agree wiv her bt wen she carries wetin no belong 2 am(aron ti ko gba ogun),she shld make sure she knws its her vagina and she shld kip it 2 herself

    Scene 2-lol at d vagina havin complex!!!!……if d guy can decide he wants 2 hav sex wit u and also decides he wants 2 giv u head,as far as its clean and dere r no unpleasant odours,he shldnt complain cos if he does,den he better go and luk 4 anoda vagina 2 his taste!!!!!!

    Posted by miz bee | April 27, 2011, 10:38 am
  66. If any1 of the people above who complained about my empowering view (esp Random Awareness) had ever heard of, read about or seen the Original Vagina Monologues or the Kudirat Initiative (KIND) version of the Vagina Monologues you would understand what I meant.
    The Monologues were originally created to give a voice to women (abused or not) and make them comfortable with their own bodies especially the vagina/cunt/pussy or whatever name d woman wld like to call it. In no way did it encourage further abuse to a woman’s body.
    I would never pass judgement on prostitutes. I can only
    imagine what a lot of them go through. My friends know me as a very open-minded person and definitely a feminist. The xter in d 1st story wasn’t just a prostituite but a woman who suffered further physical abuse. Meaning at the end of the day, she was just a weak woman
    The entire point of Vagina Monologues was to help women talk about painful eperiences in a bid to help them get over it. It was to shock the world by letting women talk about sex, sexuality and sexual organs in ways never heard before, it was to EMPOWER women.
    P.S The second story, Because He Looked At It was stolen from the original story Because He Like To Look At It. Or should I say the “inspiration” was gotten from the original story.

    Posted by Damisola | April 27, 2011, 10:40 am
  67. I didn’t come here to read “empowering” tales of the womanfolk, i believe the REMIX beside the title should let the reader know already that the scenes are about the character and her perception about her own genitalia (which was exactly what the PENIS GUYS DID)

    Relate to it the stories how it best pleases you.. but its very myopic (stolen word) for some to come on these fun comment session and turn it into empowering advocacy for women’s rights.

    in conclusion, WASSUP CHRIS!!! *knocks the lights out*

    Posted by Ricdizzle | April 27, 2011, 10:40 am
  68. Unless uve been raped or abused as a child its very insensitive to say its BS..so pray it neva happens to u or those u know..I’ve seen cases n I’ve had psychiatry posting..abuse is a big frikin deal n its not sumthin u just wake up and “get over”..it takes A LOT!..its even more disgustin when its girls that have no sympathy 4such cases

    Posted by ollylicious | April 27, 2011, 10:41 am
  69. I know a girl who never let’s anyone go down on her because she feels her “chris” lOoks abnormal. She won’t even let me check how much more let a guy. We all have insecurities about our bodies but we have to realize its there to stay so you need to learn to work with what you have.

    As 4 scene 1. Ppl often say sex for free n sex for money its still the same thing…..I say whatever makes you sleep at night. People who have bin raped are often traumatized and they usually lose respect for their bodies but at the end the body belongs to you n no one else. And as your vagina mileage increases, so does the risk of (in)cureable std’s.

    Posted by katie | April 27, 2011, 10:46 am
  70. Okay! I’m reading through the comments, and I can see that a few people do not understand what empathy is.
    Although I do not support prostitution, I understand that some people find themselves in situations not of their own creation. This girl described in Scene 1, is definitely a victim of circumstances.
    Scene 2, well I don’t know what to say besides the fact that the story was brilliant. But then I have met one or two women that were uncomfortable with their bodies and I ended up being a “language teacher”…
    Lemme keep quiet before I go on and shoot myself in the foot.
    And no, the vagina monologues are not meant to be empowering. They’re about issues and how they affect the vagina, from the woman’s perspective.
    Anyways, ladies, y’all went hard! I’m off to follow y’all on Twitter.

    Posted by The Capoeira Panda | April 27, 2011, 10:50 am
  71. u hit the nail right on the head ma’am. I think we need to cut them so slack, ppl react differently to different experiences. so if u were lucky, blessed or had enough support to pull through sexual abuse without any psychological scars then u shud thank God. Not everyone was as fortunate….if u’ve got advice on how to move past it then speak up….if u’ve got only harsh words & condemnation then pls…shut up…thank you..

    Posted by freshprinz | April 27, 2011, 10:51 am
  72. i have kuku seen the play oh. and even though i hadnt experienced some of the things they talked about, i could empathize with the women. i could feel what they were feeling, even if it was just for a moment.

    this kinda left me cold. Perhaps its just me sha.

    Posted by Sam Sam | April 27, 2011, 10:55 am
  73. Lol @ some comments…

    M 1: there’s nothing else to say, obvious she has chosen prostitution as her Major. Cool, afterall its her vagina.

    M2: crazy post mehn. Zara killed it.. “Missionary, cowboys, and then I hit my doggie” no better routine.

    @empowerment babe: you had better hit the gym…

    I wish people will stop making comments longer than the original post.

    Posted by Tunde | April 27, 2011, 10:56 am
  74. Good to see the open-minded and exposed (and dare I say educated!) folks are up!

    *breath of fresh air*

    *spiritual Hi 5 to you all!* (the open-minded folk. Close-minded folk don’t get too excited…)

    Posted by QueenOfVagina | April 27, 2011, 10:57 am
  75. but of course.:D

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 27, 2011, 11:00 am
  76. 😐
    well damn…

    *sips JD (sprite wont just cut it with the way i am feeling now)

    Posted by Zara | April 27, 2011, 11:00 am
  77. Kechilauren I love you!!

    Posted by Spiffy | April 27, 2011, 11:02 am
  78. It is Random Awesomeness. :-/

    If you are going to call me out might as well spell it correctly, or plagiarise it.

    No one really cares about the original in the remixes tenz.

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 27, 2011, 11:04 am
  79. all in all, great posts…i love the style of writing and the light-hearted way u tackled serious issues…two thumbs up…:)

    Posted by freshprinz | April 27, 2011, 11:04 am
  80. i think the essense of this version is to make it aware to Women, not in that “everly-so-serious-way” that these things do exist, and that they have a choice to do whatever pleases them and not be forced or what not.

    Posted by tolz | April 27, 2011, 11:06 am
  81. @katie “she won’t even let me check how much more a guy”lol are u insinuating it should be easier 4her to let u see her vajayjay than for her man?unless ur her blood or gynecologist sha..I think its easier to let ur man get a peak than ur “friends” cuz girls talk 2much smack n cn b steady judgin evry inch of u (I went to QC I know this) ur man on d oda hand is in2 u and agro wnt let him think when ur naked anyways

    Posted by ollylicious | April 27, 2011, 11:07 am
  82. I’m shocked at the negative reactions to the word “empowering”. What exactly is wrong with the word? Why can’t something be funny and empowering at the same time.
    @Ricdizzle, in not one of the Penis Monologues posts did a man complain about body issues or say he was being used in any way. I mostly did not find any of the posts funny especially the rape story and the cheating husband story. But the 1st 1 (apo ricre meta) was hilarious.
    That being said I still maintain that the Monologues are supposed to discard certain notions and empower the monologuist.

    Posted by Damisola | April 27, 2011, 11:07 am
  83. Being abused as a child shouldn’t be the reason for using the vagina as a business place. Its just an excuse. I was abused wen I was a child n I’ve moved past it. I admit it wasn’t fun and It won’t be d same for everybodt, but it dosnt have to rule ur life.

    Posted by mixx | April 27, 2011, 11:07 am
  84. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ your last two points!

    Swear I have been saying the same things.

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 27, 2011, 11:10 am
  85. Lmaoooo.

    Posted by BawseLadyTonie | April 27, 2011, 11:13 am
  86. There’s a lot of pain in the first story that I don’t think you ought to dismiss. I often find that self proclaimed feminists are often the first to dismiss another woman’s pain as “weak”. I also don’t think it’s fair to say that the story encouraged further abuse of a woman’s body: it’s a tale of one woman trying to overcome in her own way. It may not have empowered you, and that’s fine, but it sheds light on one of the many awful reasons why women sell their bodies that way. And if that insight encourages one reader to be a little less hasty to throw the word “whore” around, or to be a little more sensitive to the outcome of childhood abuse, then in my opinion, the writer suceeded. So, in that sense, I think it’s a wonderfully empowering tale.

    Secondly, no one ever intends or expects remixes to be wholly independent of their originals. The writer of the second story was well aware that the theme had been done before…nothing was stolen and the inspiration was clearly alluded to in the title of this blog series AND the post itself.

    Posted by miafarradaily | April 27, 2011, 11:15 am
  87. Define Monologues (20 Marks)

    Posted by Random Awesomeness | April 27, 2011, 11:19 am
  88. @Random Awesomeness My bad. Didn’t realise I even typed awareness

    Posted by Damisola | April 27, 2011, 11:21 am
  89. “If promiscuity is usually a manifestation of childhood abuse”, then there’s sumtin wrong wit me! I wasn’t abused Às À child even though as Àn
    adult i exhibit signs of promiscuity.i tink that’s jst an excuse to give into peer pressure.
    For “Eyes on d prize” @similicious87 killed it wit “Why does love have to be associated with sex?SEX is SEX!”I’ll luv 2 ask sum gals this question but dt will obviously mean i won’t b gettin any Eva!,truth b told, there’s no connection, SeX is Sex.
    Wats also d diffrence between gals dt spread legs for luv & those dt spread for Money? Key word “Spread legs” still d same.
    Second scene wit @novacrossqueen was perfect wordplay wit “He then proceeded to teach her five other different languages, and braille…” this is jst brilliant!I’m so impressed wit the total package, Go hard ladies,kip going hard!!

    Posted by gchild01 | April 27, 2011, 11:25 am
  90. I quite disagree that because you were sexually abused as a child the most likely outcome would be promiscuity. I do understand her point of view when she says sex is sex. we are all quick to judge because we do not receive money for sex but half the time we do use sex to gain something even if its a sense of security or acceptance.

    The second story though funny is so realistic. Most women are scared of their vagina and regard it as a part of their body that should never be discussed or seen. Men don’t help issues likening the vagina to a snail. Truth is your vagina is very much part of ur beautiful self.

    Posted by shugarloo | April 27, 2011, 11:33 am
  91. That is all!

    Posted by Delphine | April 27, 2011, 11:33 am
  92. lol..wow! everything has been said! Nice blog tho..:)

    Posted by moadeola | April 27, 2011, 11:37 am
  93. Yooo! Some people be going HARD on this post tho’. I thought everybody had the right to their own opinions, no? Anyhoo, @novacrossqueen nice nice one! Lavv it. Been lmao here. That being said, I’ll state my opinion. Relating to the first story, I believe that even though some people get abused sexually as kids, prostitution IS NOT the answer to the emotions that follow. Different strokes, different folks n that might be their own way of dealing with it but I still strongly disagree. Tolerating sadistic behaviours as justification to dealing with childhood molestation only succeeds in further demeaning of the person concerned. I’m yet to come across any girl that feels truely *emphasis on truely* happy to sell her body when there are other ways to deal with her inner issues. If there’s any tho, n she feels that works for her, kudos.
    2nd scene: a lotta women are insecure with their bodies as a whole let alone the vagina. Sex is mainly for pleasure and any lady who has ever gotten head knows it’s really pleasurable. I believe if u’re confident about ur body, the guy will even want u more. As long as u clean down there, there’s nothing to be worried about. For all u knw, dude might just be thrilled with the fact that hez getting some and won’t notice any of ur “flaws”

    Posted by BawseLadyTonie | April 27, 2011, 11:37 am
  94. Define empowerment.(80mrks)

    Posted by kechilauren | April 27, 2011, 11:39 am
  95. *walks in, picks mic* *knacks mic* *drops mic* … Brb, mic isn’t working…

    Posted by kelvin | April 27, 2011, 11:41 am
  96. okay okay you’re smart you’re intelligent okay! Stfu. Hey, I’ve got this question, seriously, If you ever use pussy to gain leverage over your partner does that make you a prostitute too?

    Posted by JCpx | April 27, 2011, 11:43 am
  97. This ya comment alone na blog post…ahan! Kiloderm!

    Posted by @sheriphskills | April 27, 2011, 11:43 am
  98. WOW!!!! even more comments than the penis monolougue………
    SCENE 1……..no comments….ashewo is ashewo….
    SCENE 2.Alot of girls can absolutely relate to that……i want sm1 to tell me my vagina is the 8th world wonder 😦 😦

    Posted by miss xxx | April 27, 2011, 11:48 am
  99. Damilola, HAve you heard about me? Don’t you think my music is empowering and funny at the same time? 😀

    Posted by Majela Diamond | April 27, 2011, 11:51 am
  100. Sorry…Damisola. *picks race*

    Posted by Majela Diamond | April 27, 2011, 11:52 am
  101. Na me write pass shaaaa. Ok bye.

    Posted by BawseLadyTonie | April 27, 2011, 11:54 am
  102. *picks mic* Ladies err, I’mma let you finish but emmm 94 comments in two hours?! Conclusion: Ladies can talk mehn, what??

    @Simmy..lovely work..really loved how you potrayed the character. The essence of all this isn’t condemnation or commendation, its really reflection. As much as we all wanna ‘air’ our views, let’s remember that we all differ and na condition they make rat chop carton!

    @Nova..I love..beauty they say is in the eye of the beerholder..and one man’s meat is another man’s kpomo..whether Chris is fine or not,I don’t think Tongue, DICK or horny really cares..

    *takes mic away*

    Posted by kelvin | April 27, 2011, 11:56 am
  103. Is abuse enough reason for prostitution? Well I’d say NO!, but promiscuity is a consequence of abuse, it is one of the consequences, Lady in scene 1 however wasn’t doing all that because she was abused she wasn’t on some vengeance spree she didn’t have selfrespect issues au contraire she respected her vagina and saw it for what it was, a money making venture! I will not yay or nay her, to each his own.
    Scene 2 is a diff story, we all have body issues, and yeah having sex with the lights on first off is a issue for a lot of girls, getting oral with the lights on! That’s another huge step, but honey of you want to enjoy it, he has to see what he is doing no?.
    I’m with juiceegal comments, know your vagina, trust me there is nothing like a beautiful vagina, but when a dude is turned on, ur vagina might as well be heaven. :*

    Posted by BBB | April 27, 2011, 11:58 am
  104. What do u mean by PENIS GUYS?…..lol

    Posted by skilobo | April 27, 2011, 12:02 pm
  105. Ok..scene 1…defines runs babe/aristo/ashawo wotever…
    Scene 2…many chks face insecurity..too bad its her “chris”..
    I can relate wv dat….dat wud ve to com up in d “BOOBS MONOLOGUE”…*if dat wud eva hapen!*

    Posted by ibetapassmyneighbour | April 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
  106. Sadly its not that simple @delphine. Abuse messes with your entirety, don’t be so quick to judge.

    Posted by Dami | April 27, 2011, 12:10 pm
  107. HERE HERE! You speak truth…especially about the media giving everyday girls a reason to think they dont measure up to some standard…*sigh*

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | April 27, 2011, 12:12 pm
  108. LOL…it isnt black and white my dear…i have not been in such a situation but im sure it woud fuck up the mind of someone who has…so therefore your thought process would differ from theirs…simple….

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | April 27, 2011, 12:13 pm
  109. Looooooool

    Posted by Logan | April 27, 2011, 12:14 pm
  110. LMAO! Ofcourse …how wont MAJELA be here…smh

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | April 27, 2011, 12:17 pm
  111. Nawa 4 nigerians and upside down reading..no1 said childhood abuse is d “cause” for promiscuity..some people r born with higher libido’s than others and no1 thought them how 2control themselves n keep their legs closed..what was said is people who have been abused because their minds get warped cud end up in monologue’s 1’s path amongst odas..n as 4all those hu r sayin they hv been abused n ddnt become promiscous no1 is sayin abuse leads 2promiscuity either!we r sayin her logic is an example of 1 of d results of abuse(which are many).n dat u “got over it” dsnt mean evrybody else is built d same..it all depends on ur conditions.factors surroundin u wud make u handle it beta or worse as I said EARLIER

    Posted by ollylicious | April 27, 2011, 12:19 pm
  112. Ogbeni lock up jor

    Posted by Sam Sam | April 27, 2011, 12:20 pm
  113. Wow! A lotta ladies screaming blue murder. Truth is,every woman is a fucking whore! Yeah! We are all cunts and unless you are a virgin, STFU with your holier-than-thou judgemental comments.

    Life isn’t fair,its worse for some than others. If you are fortunate enough to have escaped an abusive childhood/adolescence,then count your blessings. If you aren’t,I empathize,but sweetie,you need help.

    Posted by chinnydiva | April 27, 2011, 12:26 pm
  114. Good job, ladies! Thumbs up.

    On the one hand it is very presumptuous to try to define what should become of an abuse victim. It is not an exact science, and the presence/absence of emotional support and/or possible reoccurences of abuse will further complicate issues, so those judging story 1 may need to pop chill pills and either offer the support or help prevent the instances by early education & control. Logically, a girl who has one adult she totally trusts, confides in and loves, will not fall prey. That excludes random rape instances by a stranger, which case is in the minority.

    On the other hand, I think Zara is a very creative writer. Lol. Chris(tina?). Ok. Seen.

    Lets have more monologues! 🙂

    Posted by @Qurr | April 27, 2011, 12:31 pm
  115. I swear I’m reading blogposts within blogposts within blogposts *sigh*

    Posted by jAyajade | April 27, 2011, 12:32 pm
  116. @ Chinnydiva, me i’m not a whore o!

    Posted by Majela Diamond | April 27, 2011, 12:38 pm
  117. hian!! now every female is a whore??u can only speak 4 urself in this case..if u think u are a whore theres nothing wrong with that..if u go to dictionary.com d definition of a whore is not “any female who is not a virgin”..so err NO! EVERY woman is not a whore im def not one.
    i think ive contributed more than my fair share on this post so..au revoir

    Posted by olly | April 27, 2011, 12:42 pm
  118. Don’t be ridiculous. Is your mother a whore then?

    Posted by Dami | April 27, 2011, 12:49 pm
  119. hahaha! this is funny, of course you not, Majela

    Posted by Ricdizzle | April 27, 2011, 12:50 pm
  120. Wow! so many comments..What can i say?
    The power of the P-U-S-S-Y!!! I’ma be seriuous now. Nice post ladies; thumbs up toolsman..

    Posted by SlevinCalevra | April 27, 2011, 12:51 pm
  121. Bet y? I’m guessing most of you on here stone prostitutes to death when u see one, no? This might not be related to the blof but it’s come up in the comments so what da heck? Prostitutes and Non-prostitutes both fuck ok yes, for different reasons, but what makes ur reason better than hers?? You fuck for love she fucks for money so?? As long as she isn’t raping and hurtin anyone..some of the Non-prostitutes actually fuck for revenge(how dumb cld dat be?),or even to get something 4rm thr partners..well going by how u define ur prostitution, u are a prostitute also! And for those saying its BS for prostitution 2b the after-effect of abuse, we can organise some dudes to rape u now, I bet u wld even sleep with animals or maybe kill…*shior,spits*

    Posted by jadesola | April 27, 2011, 12:52 pm
  122. Pssh. I suffered abuse and I’ve been to the back end of the spectrum.

    My views on sex are entirely normal. I love sex. Sex is beautiful.

    However abuse or no abuse, I will argue anyday that clean, high collered prostitution is ok. They’re having (safe) sex and making money of it while the rest of us, spread our legs the same number of times and get nothing in return. Seems like we’re the ones losing.

    I’ve had sex with like 15 guys, probably the same number as most high collered prostitues. I haven’t gotten paid for shit, all I’ve gotten are moans and a miscarriage.

    Pls. They get to moan annd make money. Saying she’s defiling her body. She isn’t defiling her body any more than the average sex having woman but she is getting paid for it.

    Ps Zara your post was pretty fucking awesome

    Posted by vanity | April 27, 2011, 12:54 pm
  123. Hmmmm…ladies and controversies..lol..no blog fights pls o.nice posts tho..(Y)

    Posted by dammydiva | April 27, 2011, 12:54 pm
  124. Ha!!!! She don vex

    Posted by Sam Sam | April 27, 2011, 1:01 pm
  125. Well,most women who are quick to dismiss abuse have been victims themselves!honeys,the fact that u came out of that situation unscathed(or so you think) doesn’t mean it was easy for other women!To character’eyes on the prize’ believed in cashing out the pain!other women choose to be judgemental!

    Posted by divadrama | April 27, 2011, 1:05 pm
  126. *sigh*

    Posted by loba | April 27, 2011, 1:15 pm
  127. Scene 1: Bad things happen to all kinds of people both the weak, strong, the deserving n the undeserving. The ability to recover comes dwn to the person’s character n support n just like som ppl fail in other aspects of life,som will fail to recover wen bad thngs happen!..if she n those arnd her can’t realise n change the fact tht she’s dwn d wrong path then tht will be the story of her life n U may judge but statistics show ur probably not better off in this or other aspects of ur life. This is a little off point bt the economic n extravagant lifestyle situation of the world today hs pushed men to crime n women to prostitution. Hv u been cant-afford-two-suare-meals-a-day poor b4? Hv a wanted all d good things life like every normal person bt daddy cudnt giv it to u? Did u resort to prostitution or internet fraud? I believe if ur answer ws no to d last Question n yes to the rest then u can TRULY judge.

    Scene2: This!!!!
    Just like menfolk women also have their insecurities ergo the coochie in this case.its a given but ladies know this: that guy about to go dwn on u wud admire ur p*ssy if its all pretty n groomed up n shit but if its ugly HE’L EAT IT UP JUST THE SAME!!! We just don’t care!!!!. What we wud care about tho is ur insecurities affecting ur sexual performance n our pleasure ride. So its easier said thn done but love positives n eventualy u’l be able to live with or better stil ignore ur negatives.

    Posted by henrii88 | April 27, 2011, 1:19 pm
  128. LOL!!! You are tooo precious. Never worried about my “Zanga” and how it looks before tbh…i was made to believe every gurls own isnt exactly pretty…but men folk just wanna eat it anyway…

    Like…the funky looking pieces of ‘assorted meat’ for instance

    Or something like that…

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm
  129. Yea thats cuz they are as real as they come…

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | April 27, 2011, 1:38 pm
  130. Err.. Wow!!… People be taking this seriously tho.. I thought it was just to make us aware of such situations.. *in Joker’s voice*.. Why so serious?.. :D.. I love it tho

    Posted by Sewa | April 27, 2011, 1:39 pm
  131. O_O This is just…
    Well scene 1 depends on d individuals opinion.
    Scene 2…BLISS 😀
    I luv giving head & while I hvnt called any gurls chris d 8th wonda of d world,I’ve said & done way way cooler stuff :p

    All in all I’m astounded…I ges I should follow deze ladies so I can keep in touch wf ds blog…promises 2 be uber cool!

    Posted by Cross | April 27, 2011, 1:40 pm
  132. WOW!!! Women really can talk, and I am saying this as a woman.

    Scene 1: It seems everyone is focusing on the fact that her actions are stemming from her childhood abuse. What about those women that were not abused, but still see their vagina as a money maker. Like the post said, “sex is sex”. I think the issue is really focusing on the act for what it really is. Some people’s conscience allows them to deal with the sex because they think the guy loves them. Others are more “realistic” and get the best deal they can. Like they say, use what you have to get what you want. I’m not supporting her actions, I’m just saying to each its own. Plus I think the chick has other issues. I mean if you are going to have sex, at least enjoy it. What’s with the cigarette burns and the passing out. That ish is not cool.

    Scene 2: Lovely post. I think women have a lot of issues with their looks and society doesn’t really help. I personally can’t have sex with the lights on. If the lights are on, so are my clothes. Plus I appreciate a guy that knows how to navigate the deep pink sea. Guys always want a girl to go down on them and very few reciprocate the act. If I can go down there, so should you. We women should forget about what “it” looks like. I mean the penis does not look good at all, but the guys don’t care.

    Lovely post ladies. Awaiting the next episodes.

    Posted by Tolaadetayo | April 27, 2011, 1:42 pm
  133. Ok..Ok..no fightin o..Who wants Gala??Caprisonne?? 😐

    Posted by Whatshesaid | April 27, 2011, 1:43 pm
  134. Me… I want.. pls.. 😦

    Posted by Sewa | April 27, 2011, 1:46 pm
  135. Women are the worst critics of themselves!they are quick to turn their noses at things they have experienced!self proclaimed feminists like @damisola r the worst!feminists just criticize situations never solutions!and even if they provide solutions,they rarely implement it!

    Posted by divadrama | April 27, 2011, 1:56 pm
  136. Both writers я Awesome…… Simply awesome……

    Posted by lade | April 27, 2011, 1:57 pm
  137. I cannot get over girls like you dragging parents into every conversation. Are you flipping raging mad?!

    For some of you who are still open minded,maybe you can spare a moment to look up the several meanings of the word whore.

    Re: whore-a person who compromises their principles for personal gain. Now you can read all kinds of meaning into this(as I know you would) but for me it says simply; principles-having sex outside marriage. Personal gain-sexual satisfaction and the like. Now go figure.

    Anybody disputes this,then get at me. Let no stupid bitch with a drippy lower lip mention my parent or you are so going to get it.

    Posted by chinnydiva | April 27, 2011, 2:08 pm
  138. Hmmmmmmm…

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | April 27, 2011, 2:10 pm

    Posted by ibetapassmyneighbour | April 27, 2011, 2:12 pm
  140. “Give n it shall b given unto u”…Guys hv insecurities too (size and all) but if u r bold enough to wan to do “deed” then u should b confident enough to do it with the lights on/off.No man would ever decline sex midway just because “Chris” looks like an old pirate with an eye patch.Hooking up with pretty girls is hard enough so should men start looking for pretty p***** too?I think it has more to do with hygiene the looks.Rug munchers United.

    Posted by Adorablykrazy | April 27, 2011, 2:12 pm
  141. Thank you!!!
    I can now sit on my Empowered throne and sip ‘pinnacle ladder’ from my CHRIStal glass.

    Posted by chinnydiva | April 27, 2011, 2:17 pm
  142. @whatshesaid….I want caprisonne

    Posted by ibetapassmyneighbour | April 27, 2011, 2:19 pm
  143. And yes my vagina looks good n I ♥ head wit d light on, inshort everything wit light 😀 #Np All of the lights~Kanye ft Rihanna kid cudi. 😐

    Posted by Qtie | April 27, 2011, 2:26 pm
  144. u sure? cos in reality, it has been discovered that most shy from even the least of social activities as a result of the associated loss of self-esteem that comes with being molested as a child…

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | April 27, 2011, 2:28 pm
  145. how many young ladies out there are commenting, maybe even tweeting, from bb’s gotten by their ‘friends’…. if u knacked that ‘friend’ and weeks later, he got u that bb, ure no different from the 1st lady…

    as for lil miss chris… x_x =))

    Posted by miss incognito | April 27, 2011, 2:28 pm
  146. Before you judge a prostitute try knowing one and see where they are coming from and have been.

    Maybe you have a job or your parents are blessed, most people cant afford a meal in a day and prostitution (don’t support it) is a way out (no education)and future isn’t bright.

    Chris??? For real? Guess chris paid more than others.

    Nice post, enjoy the blog, don’t turn it into a war of words zone. (all i see here na english, we know say una sabi english..kmt, park well abeg).

    Posted by kk | April 27, 2011, 2:29 pm
  147. Wow! Thanks for the information. It provided a whole lot of insight into the issues at hand.

    Posted by TroubleMaker | April 27, 2011, 2:34 pm
  148. While I appreciate this comment as being very on point but you can’t counter other’s opinions with harsh words…they are entitled to it! You were also quick to dissociate yourself from the breed known as ‘prostitutes’, kinda funny….

    Is there a common/acceptable definition of prostituition? Is it a good thing in itself? If it aint why should any reason justify it? That said people are pushed into that profession for several reasons best known to them but I don’t think ladies in that profession wanna be there if they had an option.

    Happily or otherwise offering your pussy up for grabs to content physical wants and needs and excusing your actions to a childhood trauma is cheeky.

    Posted by @kayshawy | April 27, 2011, 2:36 pm
  149. Babe cool down for Jesus, don’t be such a thallo’fighta’. U started by making a wrong generalization; can’t help but fault ur definition of ‘whore’. Wait so u’re saying every woman dat has sex outside marriage n gets sexual satisfaction is a whore?? Errr I think not.
    Kudos to the writers, una do well.

    Posted by Nosa | April 27, 2011, 2:42 pm
  150. He is an unserious fellow!

    Posted by @kayshawy | April 27, 2011, 2:42 pm
  151. @chinnydiva please where did you get this definition of yours from? As far as I know, the term prostitute is restricted to sexing for financial gain. And that’s that. I don’t think having sex for sexual gratification makes someone a prostitute. You totally buried the lead, but I gathered you were trying to point out that people shouldn’t be so judgemental, cos they might do the same if they were in those shoes. Anyway, calm the hell down, it’s not that serious.

    Posted by Lilith | April 27, 2011, 2:46 pm
  152. Haha! “Chris”.
    That’s any ugly name. I already have a post where I created the perfect name for the kitty. Ladies, please refer.

    I like this post & I commend you for writing, from adud e’s point of view.
    Not very easy.

    I’m a strong advocated for female sexual empowerment!
    Like Maya A said ” …diamonds between my things.”
    Every woman should believe her pussy IS the 8th world wonder. Are you mad? You’re doing any man you sleep with a favour by GIVING it up. Get me?

    I enjoyed this and the comments are just hilarious.

    ps- cigg burning is a bit MUCH though. I mean folks have weird ass fantasies but that’s just A Hell No.

    Posted by samanthasiren | April 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
  153. it’s really funny reading these monologues and even funnier reading the comments… from being a molested child to offering butt for cash — that’s your biz…. u’ve got ur life to live… just make sure you use a condom and get a job to sustain you well past the years when ur boobies become drooping Bballs… if y’all complain abt that, then wat would you say of those who wld sleep with any dick in town – and NOT for the cash.. is that still prostitution?

    as for madame Z, the intricate architecture of ‘Chris’ is enough to intrigue the dumbest man… why want a guy who isn’t willing to explore the most intimate parts of u?.. #onechance #totalfuckkery!

    ok, back to work!

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | April 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
  154. Na wa o… after reading all these comments, I’ve completely forgot what the authors even wrote.

    Posted by Phury Mackeltar | April 27, 2011, 2:53 pm
  155. LOL, e ma binu o! Posted it late! #Okbye

    Posted by Qtie | April 27, 2011, 2:53 pm
  156. @ollylicious ok I c ur point of view. But she’s my really close friend so I don’t feel she should feel that way with me.

    So I c most guys r saying it don’t matter what it looks like….how bout if u pull down her panties n her clit is like a mini dick…..will u still eat…..chris??

    Posted by katie | April 27, 2011, 2:53 pm
  157. hmmmn…i can totally relate with scene two….i felt so shy d first tym my bf had to look into my vagina cuz i was bleeding in between sex at a point….dont ever try this with someone u r not close to, believe me, its quite scary. it was d smile on his face that made things better for me afterwards….just make sure u take good care of ur vagina…ok bye.

    Posted by bee | April 27, 2011, 2:55 pm
  158. well, Wikipedia makes me believe so. Maybe these remixes are not meant to sha.

    Posted by radeyo | April 27, 2011, 3:05 pm
  159. #gbam!

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | April 27, 2011, 3:07 pm
  160. Y the f**kn hell not??? i’d show u what an extra clitoral lenght can do for you in terms of pleasure.. r u kidding me?? it’s a mad turn-on!!!

    Posted by Tigerrrr | April 27, 2011, 3:14 pm
  161. Niiice…

    Posted by Astorre | April 27, 2011, 3:18 pm
  162. so… what does that make the person… a penis-phile… lmaoooo… i even commend those that go the extra mile to make some cash from what they have got… thumbs up to better business skills!

    Posted by Tigerrrr | April 27, 2011, 3:22 pm
  163. Err.trouble maker..its her opinion.state yours.

    Posted by kechilauren | April 27, 2011, 3:22 pm
  164. First off everybody responds to sexual abuse differently, some people are able to move past it and some aren’t. Lets forget put all judgement aside, your view of the world changes when people that are supposed to take care of u and protect u are the ones that steal ur innocence.For her prostitution was her way to take back control of her body,at least now when she opens her legs its not because somebody is forcing her its because she wants to.She is simply searching for empowerment but she isnt exactly helping herself.What she needs is serious rehabilitation for her way of thinking to be changed, for her to see that there are ways of regaining control beyond selling her body and not judgement.
    Scene 2, is kinda sad cuz i know too many women like this.

    Posted by Hmmmmm | April 27, 2011, 3:30 pm
  165. Thought it was just me….LMA0

    Posted by skilobo | April 27, 2011, 3:32 pm
  166. I would just like to inform you all that the word “vagina” has been used 158 times in this post+comments. Well done. I’m sure there’s award for that. Somewhere. Ok. Bye.

    Posted by thinktank | April 27, 2011, 3:40 pm
  167. Err.kechilauren…i wasnt referring to you oh. Free me

    Posted by TroubleMaker | April 27, 2011, 3:40 pm
  168. Yes majority of us here or maybe minority have never been abused and for that im sure we can all thank God cos we are no more special than those that were/have been abused. we were just lucky. That being said, i truly and sincerely empathize with those who have been unfortunate enough to have been abused and raped esp by people whom they looked up to. that must have been truly devastating. but in my opinion that is no reason or should i say reason enough to sell your body quite unashamedly. in fact i believe the moment you were aware of the main ‘Reason’ or ‘Motivation’ behind your whoring(pardon me), and still continued regardless, you lost all respect and hopes for favor and im not talking spiritual here. We can all agree there’s sumn very admirable and awe-inspiring in someone who having had a rough life/past transcends all hurt and violence to become a respectable person. Now, im not judging and personally, i believe nobody does anything or takes any action without a reason he/she truly believes no matter how illogical it may seem to someone else, i just don’t like when people blame it on their past/background/etc cos we have been given free will and at every point in life, for every situation…. there’s always a choice. so if yo gonna sell yo body for cold hard cash, don’t try to elicit pity, sympathy or understanding even by blaming it on what happened to you at some point. You had a choice and you picked the easy way. i mean even if you had to do it for a while, it should be a means to an end not and end in itself.

    im not/did not condemn the character in the first scene for what made her turn to prostitution.i just think she’s lazy for continuing and full of self-pity. she needs help. help she should have gotten right from the time she was abused.

    2nd scene however is sumn i can identify with. Lol! im a Zara groupie. i Love it!

    Posted by The Scales | April 27, 2011, 3:41 pm
  169. These comments aren’t monologues… These are loud rampages from various vaginas! Gosh! My baby is shy already, ‘she’ can’t stand d heat…:D

    Posted by deevagal | April 27, 2011, 3:42 pm
  170. @kechilauren :*

    Posted by Qtie | April 27, 2011, 3:43 pm
  171. why did you say all that? *now changing my mind about giving her head*

    Posted by griffin | April 27, 2011, 3:44 pm
  172. Wow! There’s alot of oestrogen out here already. Seen!

    @Damisola, good ground holding. I still support your view and understand your context of the ’empowerment’ expected.

    However, all in all, it’s a good post. Both writers have the talent.

    Welldone Toolsman.

    Posted by radeyo | April 27, 2011, 3:47 pm
  173. Unhealthy Behaviors After a Rape

    Rape survivors often engage in risky sexual behaviors such as not using protection or having a greater number of sexual partners. In addition, in an attempt to cope with the intense unpleasant emotions that come from being raped, many people will develop substance use problems or other unhealthy behaviors (such as self-injury)– (Excerpt from about.com Post Traumatic Stress- Symptoms after Rape)

    Posted by Betty | April 27, 2011, 3:54 pm
  174. For the 1st scene…I know wat its lyk being abused over a period of time,nd at a yung age too…its d worst feeling in d world,bt prostituting urself isn’t the way,wat u need is to face it nd face d fact that it wasn’t ur fault…we all get dis complex dat it was somhow our fault dat we got raped in d 1st place,its not! The dirty pig dat did dis to u will rot in hell

    That said,u shuldnt blame d world 4 wat hapnd,pull urself together nd try to be in a meaningful r/ship,that goes a long way towards making d hurt go away,Find som1 and move on with ur life
    iv been celibate since it hapnd to me,nd I promised myself I wuldnt do ‘it’ till I got married,bt dats mostly coz of religion..accepting d fact dat it wasn’t my fault helped me to get over it

    4 d 2nd scene: thumbs up,nice write-up,can’t say much beyond that 🙂

    Posted by innoCute | April 27, 2011, 4:03 pm
  175. GBammest!!!

    Posted by jadesola | April 27, 2011, 4:05 pm
  176. Sexual abuse should nt be an excuse for prostitution, but we dunno what she went thru. Rape/sexual abuse messes with the victims. Some of them are able to get over it; and some can’t, mayb cz of the degree. Any ways, its her body, and I guess that’s the only way she cn feel gud with herself.

    Scene 2 is too funny. Lol @chris. Nw thinking of a sexy feminine name for my own vagina.

    Women shuld learn to embrace their bodies and stop being prude. Guys r quick to praise their dicks; I wonder why women cnt do the same thng? I thnk we just like stressing ourselves.
    IMO, any man that wants to enter ur vagina shuld be able to fest his eyes and lips; day or night, with light or w/out light. 😀

    As long as ur vagina doesn’t smell like fish and is neatly shaved; u shuldnt hv a vagina complex.

    Posted by msyewieo | April 27, 2011, 4:05 pm

    Posted by Nonametoday | April 27, 2011, 4:07 pm
  178. You took time out to count??? Now that deserves an award!

    Posted by @kayshawy | April 27, 2011, 4:16 pm
  179. Err…It’s makes d person a normal woman who’s not ashamed to admit that she loves sex. Should it be something to be ashamed about? Why must sex be used as a tool? Can’t it just be a simple pleasurable activity for all parties involved? If you like/encourage having sex for money, that’s also cool for you. I’m not here to commend or condemn. I’m just saying that prostitution is sexing for the fun of it, or because yoy have an emotional connection to ur partner, without demanding finiancial gain is NOT prostitution.

    Posted by Lilith | April 27, 2011, 4:18 pm
  180. i can see you have joined a bad gang or two in this Lagos we sent u to… *raises eyebrows*

    Posted by msyewieo's grandpa | April 27, 2011, 4:19 pm
  181. Na wa o,Lots of shallow minded ppl here….
    Who r u 2 judge d girl in scene1,different ppl ve different ways of overcoming abuse.. U dat u r sleeping wif ur boyfriend 4 xtra cash n she dat is sleeping arnd 4 money r both
    doing d same thing bcos we all know *A GOOD DICK CAN’T BUY PRADA BAG*..
    Scene 2 is anoda common thing,we ladies really need 2 love our body.. As 4 me o,lights on or off I’ll gladly let u eat d pussy…

    Posted by Onome1 | April 27, 2011, 4:21 pm
  182. Empowering? Maybe not. A good,thought-provoking read? Def.
    I fear tho that Scene 1 is a little too cliche.the human mind is intricate, but I fear, that the motivation for sex for gain is more often than not, gain. We should be careful not to pay TOO much mind to pop psychology.
    Scene 2 raises no new issues, apart from that Name! Well, better ‘Chris’ than ‘Magun’ I guess.

    Posted by @osinubi | April 27, 2011, 4:25 pm
  183. I don’t like head. No, I don’t. Just don’t bother. I like my ‘Chris’ but I dont like unfriendly fingers and tongue in my privates. Thanks but I’ll pass

    Posted by Bukonla | April 27, 2011, 4:44 pm
  184. Yes…will there? I hope it doesn’t cause fight between A-C cups and D-so so and so cups..:)

    Posted by Jade Mustapha | April 27, 2011, 4:48 pm
  185. Wow! Comments should be restricted to 140 characters… Nice posts tho!!! Hilarious too… Y’all need to get off your high stools, the holier than thou attitude’s so annoying…

    Posted by nengie | April 27, 2011, 5:01 pm
  186. #np pretty puSsy-Lady saw :d

    Posted by Jade Mustapha | April 27, 2011, 5:14 pm
  187. Wow!!!

    Posted by vicarter | April 27, 2011, 5:49 pm
  188. Waoh! After going through all the comments I have lost the message of the write-up,people sure know how to get things twisted!
    @ ollylicious….are u saying people who went to QC know how to gossip?

    Scene 1
    I don’t judge people. One man’s weakness may be another man’s strength. I don’t believe in selling my body for whatever reason but that doesn’t make me better than the person who does because I have got my own weaknesses too.
    The babe in Scene 1 has definitely been abused and she most likely like so many in that category did not tell anyone hence,no help came her way in terms of therapy,so she grew with no self worth and probably thinking ‘i can use what i have to get what i want’.Moreso,she said “I lost all illusions”.
    People deal with issues differently cause we are all wired differently;if you have children/nieces/nephews you will appreciate the difference in each child despite same age or same parents so please don’t pass judgements on people without understanding them.

    Scene 2
    I totally relate with this. Every lady no matter how pretty or well endowed seems to have concerns about her look when she is with her man. I can read magazines and not feel threatened but I hate to listen to guys gist about ladies,no matter how good looking a lady is they always dig for something wrong. I think I also have to name my Vagina….

    Posted by mabijo | April 27, 2011, 6:06 pm
  189. I didn’t actually count them. I just made that number up. Just the way many guys make up the number to tell the length of their “little zombies”.

    anyway, carry, on….as you were

    Posted by ThinkTank | April 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
  190. Grammar to choke for this comment roll sef. On that note, I’ll like to close this comment section of the post *drops megaphone*

    Posted by skilobo | April 27, 2011, 6:23 pm
  191. A lot of ppl pressing ctrl P here. Don’t fight ladies, everyone has a right to his or her opinion. As for chris’ looks, any guy who’s taken d pains to get a girl naked wudnt really bother how chris looks. As long as chris doesn’t smell. *now refilling bowl of popcorn and getting another can of sprite from d fridge*

    Posted by Tobi | April 27, 2011, 6:23 pm
  192. Eish! S/O to the people whose comments are longer than the blog post itself… Ask yourself why…

    Posted by The Stig. | April 27, 2011, 6:28 pm
  193. I choose 2ignore d Blogs withhin d Blog…Instead of making accusatns n judging women on wat they use their bodies for…We cn try 2look beyond d urge 2act “holier thn thou” n see hw sad it is dat a woman’s psyche is messed up by abuse…dt she feels empowerd by emotionally detaching herself n uses her body as a tool!I hd a gud laugh reading abt CHRIS,but sadly dis is so true…So many women fail 2c d Beauty dt is their body!…Kudos!To those behind dis Blog…I realize d message behind d Monologues!…Wld luv 2c d complete work!

    Posted by Vee | April 27, 2011, 6:37 pm
  194. I agree that people who were abused as kids sometimes become promiscuous because I know someone like that… It’s a good problem to highlight… I’m glad Chris and Chris’ landlord felt beautiful at last…lovely delivery in both..(Y)

    Posted by jenniferabah | April 27, 2011, 6:41 pm
  195. looool @ “ask yourself why”

    Posted by bee | April 27, 2011, 6:42 pm
  196. i cant process the way d mind of the two of u work. i cant…. dat being said, nothing, absolutely nothing justifies prostitution. But i get all hoes out there. at least i think i do… on the other matter, ur pussy is ur pussy. be comfortable with it. as far as it is clean and neat, most guys dont rili care how it looks as far we can ‘shuk’ d thing inside quick quick

    Posted by kblewin | April 27, 2011, 6:45 pm
  197. Eyes on the prize
    This is hustling…rightly or wrongly justified by a childhood trauma…
    He looked at it
    A womans vagina is like a work of art, each different in its beauty….#teamvaginahead

    Posted by DL | April 27, 2011, 7:10 pm
  198. Errr…girls its not that serious. Guys too are whores. Sexual gratification goes both ways.

    Posted by chinnydiva | April 27, 2011, 7:50 pm
  199. Thetoolsman go dey get hard on with this many comments. Una no dey tire? Lol@ QC girls being gossips

    Posted by actor no dey die | April 27, 2011, 7:54 pm
  200. By the way I posted the 200th comment *whoop whoop* *dancing alanta to the horizon*

    Posted by actor no dey die | April 27, 2011, 8:01 pm
  201. This is not just a blog! It is a movement!
    The Monologues hav turned to Dialogues.
    Amazing stuff I must say! Lav eet✓

    Posted by fuèGo | April 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
  202. LMAOO…Funniest comment i’ve read so far..
    Anyway, all na opinion, and my own is just to read…

    Big ups to all them writers!

    Posted by slimsiren | April 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
  203. In my own opinion, prostitution = sex for either cash or kind. If you our goal is not the sex but the money or the material thing or the postition you are going to get, you have just dabbled in prositution.

    Posted by Beeawo | April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
  204. Waoh. So many divergent comments. If you haven’t felt the pain of abuse, u can’t predict reactions. So let’s stop being unnecessarily judgemental.

    Posted by @oladayodejavu01 | April 27, 2011, 9:43 pm
  205. Call me a whore errtime errday 😀

    Posted by Lumeelogan | April 27, 2011, 10:10 pm
  206. #Gbam tell em uncle Dee…:D

    Posted by freshprinz | April 27, 2011, 10:49 pm
  207. Please let us all drink sprite c(__)

    Posted by Izien | April 28, 2011, 12:15 am
  208. Pussy was mentioned 230 times.. #justsaying.
    lavvvvvv eet !

    Posted by ALLTHATISGOODABOUTNIGERIA | April 28, 2011, 12:26 am
  209. Now i feel shallow cos i skipped the first part, read the second and had a good laugh. I should re-read and post an ’empowered opinion’.

    Btw for all the people who wield machetes while commenting, smile; God loves you.

    Posted by Em4Mario | April 28, 2011, 1:49 am
  210. @mabijo how did u read “qc girls r gossips” from “I went to qc so I know” *sigh* just as I said earlier bout upside down reading!that sentence simply means I’ve been in an all girls surrounding so I know a lot bout how alotta girls think and act

    Posted by ollylicious | April 28, 2011, 3:06 am
  211. Wow. Actually read the post earlier, but I wanted to wait and see how people would react. Wow. LOL. I just love the diversity of human minds 😀

    At the risk of re-washing my already clean linen in public, I’d like to say “My name is Cece, and I was molested as a child and raped as a teen.”

    Reading the comments here, have been interesting to me because most people are just speaking from what their own perspective of right and wrong. Actually, it’s all mostly hilarious to me because I’m a firm believer in not speaking about or criticising (especially not judging) something/someone you know nothing about. Also, trading sex for money is not always prostitution. Also note that the sex is usually just a set-up. Props to the babe. She’s a true entrepreneur. That’s regarding the first post.

    As per the second post, I will simply say I’m a “lights off, under the covers” kinda gal. It was truly enjoyable though *cough* 😀

    There are already A LOT of comments, and most are blog posts on their own, so I shall end. I think these posts are mainly just for entertainment and light discussions. So, let’s all keep the harsh comments to a minimum 🙂

    Posted by cecenostockings | April 28, 2011, 4:00 am
  212. Umm…relating to scene 1 isn’t eas for evry girl because lyk wounds that haven’t been cleaned, abuse festers and when it starts to manifest, its not very clear that abuse received years ago is d reason. Just lyk unforgiveness. No one is as strong as the next person so only if she hasn’t thought thru d consequences will I then insult her personal issues and interests.

    I’m more familiar wv Scene 2 because asides d men and their ‘playgirl’ expectations, d roots of a woman’s insecurity begun with the people closest to her and if her close friends and family have found fault with her body, she would hardly expect that other people won’t.
    I know this because regardless of d guys that claim interest, I worry about my body because I hear about it from the people closest to me.

    P.s. If there’s a Boob Monologue, I’ll be slighted!! VERY slighted!! Afterall, I barely fill a bra!

    Posted by vixenpixie | April 28, 2011, 4:11 am
  213. wow.. i doff my beenie to these two “courageous” ladies of virtue behind each post. I dnt think i’m confident enough to write abouvt va-jay-jay (see, i cnt even call the actual name..smh).

    Posted by kitkat | April 28, 2011, 4:17 am
  214. The writers have done exceptionally well, the first scene is reflective, a lil’ somber even but the second 1 is funny! Any ideas on names for my vagina?!

    Posted by vixenpixie | April 28, 2011, 4:33 am
  215. THIS POST HAS 215 COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by Taiwo Kamz | April 28, 2011, 8:39 am
  216. Tanx for adding ‘or so u think’

    Posted by djabbarish | April 28, 2011, 8:44 am
  217. What is wrong is wrong its not about being judgemental, if I steal to feed my family I have a good reason to but that doesn’t make stealing right. Abuse does mess you up pretty badly, empathise but don’t endorse the act.

    Posted by isoken mayor | April 28, 2011, 9:56 am
  218. Oooooshhhhaaaayyy!!!! #Gbam!!!!!

    Posted by kayshawy | April 28, 2011, 10:02 am
  219. And I just made it 216!!!!

    Posted by Temitope | April 28, 2011, 10:14 am
  220. err…. i must just drop a comment… *sips ethanol*

    Posted by lajbanks | April 28, 2011, 10:19 am
  221. Me, I no go judge scene 1…the abuse dey fuck with person head and all of una wey dey talk, she fuck for money, you fuck to ‘boost ur ego’ all na ‘selfish gain…prosti noni.

    scene 2…why you go shame for Niger-Delta? abeg, if u sure say u still wan make ur oyel dey comot well , just make sure say u comot the bush wen surround am, and clean am well…better man wen no reach that side na wicked person, make u sef no dey chop him chewwing stick be that na, darrisall

    Posted by warrisurown | April 28, 2011, 10:22 am
  222. Lmao! Totally love scene 2, I can relate though…I have never seen my ‘Chris’ as ugly (she’s so pweetie) and I cld strip anywhere regardless of ‘lights on’ but I just hated the thot of having sum1 lick me down there till I met d broda dat taught my coochie greek, latin, spanish and french all at once! Aint no going back now!

    Posted by larsanya | April 28, 2011, 10:43 am
  223. Ewoooo! Blog upon blog!
    DnT forget endtime sha may 25th!

    Posted by mariam | April 28, 2011, 3:53 pm
  224. Hmm,peeps taking this so serious…Y U NO CALM DOWN? -_-…ahem!…as for scene 1:I can’t reaLly say much,all I can say is that she needs help(y go through so much pain just to gain control of one’s body? :s) 😦 .As for scene 2: so many women have body image issue…I know I do..err bet my fagina (Vagina) is very beauriful mehn and yes I know what she looks like. 😀 .

    Posted by Alayna13 | April 28, 2011, 4:44 pm
  225. LMFAO @ Majela… So I aint the only one who has seen dat video!

    Posted by DavidUzzi | April 28, 2011, 5:55 pm
  226. LMFAO @ Majela… So I aint the only one who has seen dat video! Good read tools.. However, I hope scene 1 aint no tale from the horses mouth. *inserTs musical* jwuicy jwuicy vagina!!

    Posted by DavidUzzi | April 28, 2011, 5:55 pm
  227. OBOY see comment wars!!! Ok I was abused as a kid, maybe cos my dick grew faster dan d rest of my body, and guess wat? I turned out just fine. Yes ppl react differently and may need therapy but sweardown I’ll be d first to shoot u if u come out saying “yo I’m a serial killer/wateva today cos I was abused as a kid” *picks up double barrel* we all hav choices!

    The gal in d 1st story is a whore n shud stop decievin herself

    The gal in d 2nd story has keed me wit hilarity. LMAO at her prayer to PHCN. Frankly, I hate givin head (olly jus made me hate it even more) and really don’t send gettin any cos it feels like counterfeit sex

    Posted by HEman | April 29, 2011, 12:31 pm
  228. Ahem!!!*clears throat* I’ve followed dis blog for a wyl nw,n well, aftr readn dis, I cdn’t resist commentn….
    Firstly,who says ‘eyesontheprize’ is in pain? :s cm’on she decided to do what she does wiv wt’s rightfully hers n still feels gud bout herself,which brings me to my 2nd question who says she doesn’t have self worth?… Abuse or no abuse, dt’s wt she wants…simple.
    ‘PROSTITUTION’…. What makes her a prostitute? Taking money for sex, blackmailing men she slept wiv? Pls… Dt sed, if we give it some serious Thot, we’ll all come to realize dt in one way or another we’re just lyk her! Maybe we dnt take money after sex, but there’s dt thing we do or give to get smtn in return….
    @lagoshunter, @queenofvagina… #word!!!!

    Peace out! 😀

    Posted by Mzanonymous | April 29, 2011, 1:06 pm
  229. Hmmmmnn, evry1 has talked about hw beautiful d 2nd scene is. Dnt get me wrong I LOVED evry part of it.
    D 1st scene howeva, is deep. It addresses prevailing problems in our society and I sympathize with those who have been abused, sexually or otherwise.

    Posted by Miss Em | April 29, 2011, 4:56 pm
  230. Wowwww! 230 comments!!

    Posted by dedotun | April 29, 2011, 7:37 pm
  231. HAHAHAAAAAHHA!!! TULAAAA!!! This is my 1st time here!!! Classic!!! I’ve bn dulling sha!!

    Posted by optixbaba | April 30, 2011, 11:18 am
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