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The Vagina Monologues Remix. (Scene 3 & 4)

The Little One By @UberBetty

I didn’t think about ‘it’.

Only when mummy says: ‘Wash your bom-bom well!’ when she’s monitoring my bath. And when she adds ‘Don’t let any one touch you there’ when she read some story in the Newspaper.

Then that day Uncle Victor came to visit,

I was shocked into awareness. I was.

He was the children choirmaster. And I was the star.

He said I had ‘the voice of an angel’. He adored me; I worshipped him right back.

Mother shouldn’t have left me, but it was just Uncle Victor. She had to ‘wash and set’ her hair.

I wanted to sing for him. I was doing a solo on Sunday. He said ‘Sit on my lap’.

I clambered on happily.

I opened my mouth and started ‘Joy to the world! The Lord is come.. Let…’

Then he touched me.

I jumped off. Mummy said no one should touch me there.

He laughed. Said it was only him. Only Uncle Victor.

I said no. Mummy said no one.

Uncle Victor got angry. He pushed me to the ground. Pushed my legs apart.

Then he rammed his large self into me.

I believe that ‘it’ is connected to the soul. I do.

Because I felt my soul tear and weep before my physical mouth parted and released the blood-curdling scream.

The angels heard it.

Then ‘it’ throbbed. Like its heart was breaking. And ‘it’ cried. Real tears of blood.

And when he cut off my screams with his hand, my soul still wept.

After we moved to the North and I was assaulted again. Mummy blamed me. She said I caused it.

I did not scream, and my vagina did not cry again; its tears have dried. But my soul is still weeping.

The Sexy Grey By @RealistXX

I have never really liked the term cougar.

If you ask me, I’d say mountain lion although some say they are one and the same. *chuckle*.

Ever seen a mountain lion hunt?

The way it selects its prey, toys with it and then goes in for the kill…..

Beautiful.

I am a lion.

I hunt.

They parade themselves in front of me. Full of stamina.

My prey.

Their bodies screaming “pick me mama”.

I don’t blame them. Experience oozes from my pores. Most times, I consider myself a teacher. My tool of choice, my whip

*wink*

The other day, I attended my colleague’s daughter’s introduction party. I chose my outfit carefully. My short black clingy dress that made me feel like Eve.

Sin’s own offspring.

Boobs perky, vagina tight.

As the groom prostrated in front of our table, I carefully slid my legs apart exposing her in all her glory.

I can tell you that was the longest prostration in history.

It felt like time itself stood still. We connected. I had found my prey.

My new boy toy.

I played with him. Pulling my dress just an inch lower. Exposing them in all their perkiness. He poured the wine on his bride. Flustered.

I zeroed in.

He was mine from that moment. Maybe he’d learn something from me to teach his bride. She looked like a baby. So young; maybe I should let her know I’m to thank for all the great sex she’s been getting. Hmmmm… I really do deserve a thank you from her. Afterall, great sex is but a luxury nowadays

*chuckle*

Next week would make me five decades in this deliciously sinful world. I should call him up. My birthday won’t be complete without a tumble in the sheets ;).

Hey guys. First off, huge thank you to you guys for the feedback from yesterday. Like I keep saying, lets look beyond the humour and what not to highlight the important issues in these monologues. Today, we look at a testimony from a victim of child molestation to further put some of the comments from yesterday into perspective and on a lighter note, the issue of the older female lover (still hate this word). You know the drill, if you’ve got experiences or comments to share, use the comment box and speak your mind. Cheers.

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Discussion

135 thoughts on “The Vagina Monologues Remix. (Scene 3 & 4)

  1. First..yes I gt boli nd berry blast for this

    Posted by kechilauren | April 28, 2011, 9:03 am
  2. @uberbetty and @relistxx…. wow… that was really good..

    Posted by minini | April 28, 2011, 9:04 am
  3. lol
    @uberbetty – u r allowed to say vagina….:P

    @realistXX :p, i became a cougar today :(, i might need to borrow ur whip…

    Posted by Zara | April 28, 2011, 9:05 am
  4. danggggg…! 😦

    Posted by adahna | April 28, 2011, 9:07 am
  5. Let Round two of the cat fights begin.

    Posted by Lagoshunter | April 28, 2011, 9:07 am
  6. I like, good post. But why do I feel this is switching from vagina monlogues to ….I don’t know what to call it.
    We want to hear the vagina speak…haha, or am I just confused :s.

    Posted by iyamilele | April 28, 2011, 9:07 am
  7. waow! share tho

    Posted by tolz | April 28, 2011, 9:08 am
  8. I Love the Mountain Lion one…hehehe, I could be one, but I shall refrain… *chuckles*

    Posted by SoniaofHBF | April 28, 2011, 9:09 am
  9. Uberbettty..wow..wow..#nuffSaid *pulls chair,grabs iced sprite and waits for the comments and what not to roll in*

    Posted by adahna | April 28, 2011, 9:09 am
  10. @uberbetty, i cannot even tell when ur reffering to the VAGINA…. Nono, can i be ur boy toy?? 😀

    Posted by tolz | April 28, 2011, 9:10 am
  11. ur not confused, the VAGINA is hardly saying anything

    Posted by tolz | April 28, 2011, 9:11 am
  12. While rape/sexual abuse is a clear and present danger to any one with a vagina, I think one monologue about it is just fine, anything more is repetitive.

    I love the cougar story. Cougars like older guys, give better sex any time any day.

    Posted by Lagoshunter | April 28, 2011, 9:11 am
  13. Seconded.

    Posted by Lagoshunter | April 28, 2011, 9:12 am
  14. I’ve never had something wit a younger guy….its something I have on my to do list tho. Recently saw a buff hottie only to discover he’s 14.(I’m 23) he didn’t look 14 tho…he got d whole swag(I HATE this word) and every thing of someone waaayy older. After some mins of conversation, I’ve definately put him on my list…just waiting for the right moment.

    Posted by katie | April 28, 2011, 9:14 am
  15. WOW!! Fantastic write-up. Scene3 abit similar to yesterday and helps clarify some issues but scene4 is an amazing piece. Well done.

    Posted by bulejr | April 28, 2011, 9:15 am
  16. Hmmm….scene 3….ve been there…never a gud feeling..bad thn twas my neighbour…
    Scene 4…cool write up…nt sure ll’d eva b a cougar..
    Scene 3…jus spoilt my day…jus reminded me of sumfn I always pray to forget!…..okbye!

    Posted by ibetapassmyneighbour | April 28, 2011, 9:16 am
  17. LOL! Don’t worry I’ve got many whips. You can have the leopard print one 😉

    Posted by Nono | April 28, 2011, 9:16 am
  18. Why am I laughing? I really shouldn’t be. I’m just in a good mood I guess. The first post is like a couple of stories I’ve heard. Kinda sad, so young and all. And it’s even worse because when a victim actually tries to open up and report the issues, she gets blamed. I don’t understand why or how it should be her fault. In most cases, I believe it’s just the parents way of trying to bury the guilt they feel. I know there’s no worse feeling than realising you were unable to protect your child from something so horrible. But sha, God is in control. We continue to pray.

    The cougar post, I adore. I’ve always admired cougars (as long as both parties are of a legal age). LOL @ the part about deserving a “thank you”. That’s just border-line evil.

    Props to the writers 🙂

    Posted by cecenostockings | April 28, 2011, 9:19 am
  19. Love them both!

    @UberBetty: It appears that you and I are a whole lot more similar than we thought. You will see why I say so soon.

    @Realistxx: Written PRECISELY like a cougar. My my. I particularly love the groom bit.

    Thumbs up babes. Amazing stuff.

    Posted by 'Dania | April 28, 2011, 9:19 am
  20. short comments today…i’m impressed. nyc write up, but i think d whole idea of the vaginas talking is drifting away…

    Posted by bee | April 28, 2011, 9:19 am
  21. Also, I want to see if the same people from yesterday will come again. 🙂

    Posted by cecenostockings | April 28, 2011, 9:20 am
  22. I think I need to step in to clarify that the Vagina Monologues are not necessarily monologues from the organ itself. That wasn’t the case in the original book and certainly not here with the remix. I put up scene 3 because of some of the comments I saw yesterday.
    I’d like to draw attention to this line in particular:

    “Mummy blamed me. She said I caused it.

    I did not scream, and my vagina did not cry again; its tears have dried. But my soul is still weeping”

    From all the arguments I read yesterday, no one mentioned the influence of parents and I think this is worth discussing..

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 28, 2011, 9:21 am
  23. Scene1: RAPE… My heart breaks when I hear stories like this… I don’t wish that upon anyone not even an enemy.
    Scene 2: Hmmmmm! I’ll be back.

    Good going @uberbetty and @RealistXX! (y)

    Posted by Delphine | April 28, 2011, 9:21 am
  24. Toolsman.ur writers are excellent!
    Great job betty nd nono..
    The vagina in betty’s story couldn’t even soliloquise, it depicted its emotions via tears, throbs etc.that’s just sad.this just butresses hw deep molestation can affect a person.
    Nono.this ur cougar sef still had a tight vagina at 50?hian.lol.some surgery procedure huh?.the annoyin part is dt such women exist nd I won’t judge them but why they wud choose weddings to go toy hunting is beyond me.

    Posted by kechilauren | April 28, 2011, 9:24 am
  25. Hess byday geh.the vagina in betty’s story is still a bit premature.unlike. Coughs* chris.so it shall be referred to as “IT” for nw..

    Posted by kechilauren | April 28, 2011, 9:26 am
  26. buhahahaha….

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 28, 2011, 9:28 am
  27. 😦 😦

    Posted by adahna | April 28, 2011, 9:31 am
  28. 14 sha….haha, maybe wait till he’s 16

    Posted by Iyamilele | April 28, 2011, 9:31 am
  29. Scenes 1 and 3 focus on two different issues. 1 was supposed to be prostitution and 3, child molestation. It was the comments that changed Scene 1’s focus from prostitution to child abuse.

    Posted by 'Dania | April 28, 2011, 9:32 am
  30. *chewing popcorn on this comment thread*

    But seriously though, abuse to both the male and female child is a serious problem. There can be a little humor in the earlier post but the truth is child abuse is a stain on society that is getting increasingly difficult to wash off. To buttress the point, child pornography rings are springing up all over Europe and America. Its a problem law enforcement agencies have combined continentally to deal with.

    But i digress, The issue here has to do with the effect of child abuse.
    Dare i say that the effects of child abuse or more appropriately, the scars are never the same, there is a scar no doubt, but as varying individuals, each child deals with his/her problem in their own way. The results do not necessarily manifest in their sexual behavior per say, but i have to admit that most ladies who have suffered such an ordeal have an unusual disposition towards sex.
    The little girl in this particular monologue represents this scourge and sadly there are thousands of choir masters out there.

    Posted by Grifin | April 28, 2011, 9:33 am
  31. Nice post but I agree with iya mi lele nd tola

    Posted by palavachronicles | April 28, 2011, 9:35 am
  32. The little one:that’s just sad,so sad.the fact that her mother blamed her for it is heart wrenching.;(
    The sexy grey:very foxy nono!

    Posted by doynoyesanmi | April 28, 2011, 9:35 am
  33. Once upon a time a cougar stole a guy i was involved with. I’m still hunting the bitch down and @RealistXX just reminded me why…

    Good write-ups (y)

    Posted by dereni | April 28, 2011, 9:36 am
  34. LOL.. abi

    Posted by Taiwo Kamz | April 28, 2011, 9:37 am
  35. And parents that blame their children?? There has to be a special place in hell for them. Kmt.

    Posted by 'Dania | April 28, 2011, 9:38 am
  36. Exactly..tell them!!

    Posted by kechilauren | April 28, 2011, 9:40 am
  37. Scene 1 is heart breaking tho 😦 .. And her mumu blamed her .. *sigh* ..I have no words

    Scene 2 tight vagina ? Surgery mayhap?

    Posted by palavachronicles | April 28, 2011, 9:41 am
  38. LOL @ Stole… Sowi..
    Lemme not comment further.. It may turn into a debate.. PEace

    Posted by Taiwo Kamz | April 28, 2011, 9:41 am
  39. Hi, i’m 17…way younger than u, can i gerrit aunty?

    Posted by skilobo | April 28, 2011, 9:42 am
  40. Please remember it’s ‘the little one’ speaking; hence the ‘it’.

    Posted by UberBetty | April 28, 2011, 9:43 am
  41. @uberbetty highlighted the pain of loosing ur virginity regardless of d age. I connected with that pain. Although, this rape issue is prevalent, let’s get past it.
    @nono ..this piece is a clear picture of an older woman’s enjoyment and pleasure.

    Both writers have done well.

    P.s potentially sexy cougar here!! *wink*

    Posted by vixenpixie | April 28, 2011, 9:43 am
  42. Abuse abuse stories everyday..it haff do abeg!!

    Posted by jadesola | April 28, 2011, 9:44 am
  43. Nicely written, I talk to so many people who don’t feel that sex and the human soul are somewhat immersed in each other- whether its reluctantly having sex or sleeping with someone just cos everyone else is doing it or as in scene 3, rape. Especially when a person is that young the damage can be near irreversible if it isn’t curtailed in time. Which is why I hate parents that blame the girls (or guys u never know) for putting themselves in that situation…..I think such parents should be stoned-my opinion.

    Posted by jAyajade | April 28, 2011, 9:44 am
  44. Nicely written, I talk to so many people who don’t feel that sex and the human soul are somewhat immersed in each other- whether its reluctantly having sex or sleeping with someone just cos everyone else is doing it or as in scene 3, rape. Especially when a person is that young the damage can be near irreversible if it isn’t curtailed in time. Which is why I hate parents that blame the girls (or guys u never know) for putting themselves in that situation…..I think such parents should be stoned-my opinion.
    Awesome writing by Betty and Realist… Really awesome! 😀

    Posted by jAyajade | April 28, 2011, 9:45 am
  45. Can I be your cougar? ;;)

    Posted by chinnydiva | April 28, 2011, 9:46 am
  46. Nyc one peepus! I can totally rekate to both posts in an odd way… In my case, no one said it was my fault, they just never did anything about it. He’s still treated like royalty when he comes around…
    As per Scene 4, having younger guys hit on my makes me feel all giddy… Like I’m old but they still want me!!! Esp when they are hot! By the way, I’m referring to 18-20yr olds…

    Posted by cougar in the making | April 28, 2011, 9:49 am
  47. Nyc one peepus! I can totally relate to both posts in an odd way… In my case, no one said it was my fault, they just never did anything about it. He’s still treated like royalty when he comes around…
    As per Scene 4, having younger guys hit on my makes me feel all giddy… Like I’m old but they still want me!!! Esp when they are hot! By the way, I’m referring to 18-20yr olds…

    Posted by cougar in the making | April 28, 2011, 9:49 am
  48. Were you abused? You seem upset or angry *hugs*

    Posted by Henrietta Arthur-Worrey | April 28, 2011, 9:50 am
  49. to the parent of these abused Children, its not every time they are to be blamed. Caring for the child is their sole responsibility but let us not forget that as working parents they have no choice but to rely on secondary care givers such as uncle, aunts, relatives and neighbors.
    These are the main sources of abuse. Also, in some cases, Parents are also the perpetrators. The defining moment is always when the deed has been discovered. In a lot of instances, Parents cover or ignore the abuse for fear of stigmatization and shame. African society has obscured crime in such a way that even the victim is also blamed and accused.

    Posted by Grifin | April 28, 2011, 9:53 am
  50. And thank you for latching unto something that is being overlooked. The connection to the soul.. Especially at such an age.

    Posted by UberBetty | April 28, 2011, 9:54 am
  51. As expected d girls brought d heat again!
    Scene 1:sadly this happens a lot. D part abt the soul bin destroyed almost rings true in most abuse cases.sad sad stuff……
    Scene 2: Nono!as expected u write lik an angel! Ess Tolz I’ve submitted my boytoy application b4 u. #parkwell my fren! *cocks matilda*

    Posted by Immortal TeddyBear | April 28, 2011, 10:00 am
  52. Hmmn, these comments…ok o

    Never trivialize the pains and trauma of child abuse…

    Madam cougar, I see you o…lol. But honestly, some of the things I know now, I learnt from an older woman (7yrs difference), and she didn’t just tell me. #okbye

    Posted by kokoror | April 28, 2011, 10:00 am
  53. Now this is what im talking about. Uber Betty, you are a genius. Beautifully written. And RealistXX, you sef try gan. I felt like i was at that wedding, watching ‘the lion’ stalk her prey

    Posted by Sam Sam | April 28, 2011, 10:01 am
  54. Talk about abuse and the damage it causes, I thank God I’m not a victim but I know a guy (yes, there are male victims too) who was abused, and his goal is to kpansh 100 chics b4 he’s 30, and he’s looking ‘good’ to meet that target. That’s kinda loony, but I don’t judge him, I just try to talk to him, and pray for him, when his demons come knocking.

    Posted by kokoror | April 28, 2011, 10:05 am
  55. Yes baby!! Oya strut for Mama :D.

    Posted by Nono | April 28, 2011, 10:06 am
  56. *sipping Mojito mixed with morning fresh*

    Posted by The Stig. | April 28, 2011, 10:09 am
  57. @scene3 – oh wow! must have been a sad experience especially the one gotten fron the north.
    @scene4 – I’m just 16

    nice post, but i hope the next post wont be about assault/abuse/my uncle again.

    Posted by 2ndelawal | April 28, 2011, 10:13 am
  58. Oh Lordy. I give all my attention to this blog even when I’m having lectures *God help my grades*. Kudos to thetoolsman. For having the best blog yet(& for having the potential to make my grades drop). @uberbetty & @RealistXXX really nice posts yo!

    Posted by BawseLadyTonie | April 28, 2011, 10:16 am
  59. Wow…scene 3..I relate to it soo much..I was a very pretty child..everyone wanted me on their lap..it was bad..my dad’s friend,my uncle’s friends and my own brother..I hate him now..but everyone acts like nothing happened..I knew what sperm felt and looked like at 11..that’s enough..lovely post as usual!

    Posted by Won't tell | April 28, 2011, 10:16 am
  60. @uberbetty can never stop amazing me. ‘The connection to d soul’ ‘her soul wept fitst’. Gud job darling. That said, how does a child recover from such trauma? What level of perversion wud possess a man to rape a child? How does a mother blame her poor child for ‘getting herself raped’? *sigh*…… Questions for d gods

    @realistxx. Very gud piece. All I have to say is, Power to the Cougars!! Nothin trumps experience. As long as she’s fit, u can hit. Lol. Still hoping to have a few more cougar experiences myself 🙂

    Posted by i_rep_mars | April 28, 2011, 10:16 am
  61. see many english unto punani monologue….i sure say u dey blow grammar before u gbensh too…..Good point tho

    Posted by skilobo | April 28, 2011, 10:21 am
  62. A report I’ve read says molestation victims are likely to be assaulted again.. What could be the reason for this? Do you think intercourse is more than physical?
    There are other points..

    Posted by UberBetty | April 28, 2011, 10:25 am
  63. Sad stuff in scene 3..brings back memories..
    Scene 4..I’m glad it came after…breath of fresh air..loved it! Hehe!..and all these people with stupid long comments..that’s not why we’re here.

    Posted by Won't tell | April 28, 2011, 10:26 am
  64. 😦

    So sowi

    Posted by H•A•W | April 28, 2011, 10:29 am
  65. Ghen ghen!!!

    Posted by iyamilele | April 28, 2011, 10:29 am
  66. oh wow, like 60 comments already…
    aaanyways, these are beautifully written pieces… The first is heartbreaking, and the fact that the mother blamed her is unbelievable, even sadder is the fact that this happens in real life, the victims of child abuse/rape are often blamed for putting themselves in such a situation, this is regrettable, stupid, and heartless. IMO that woman shd be stoned.

    The second made me laugh, the writing is on point!!! ‘longest prostration in history’ LOL. My ex is a year and 3 months younger than me, do I qualify as a cougar?? 😀

    Needless to say, following these two immediately 🙂

    Posted by olawunmi | April 28, 2011, 10:30 am
  67. Are some people not aware that these comments get too long and they just put you off reading them..behave yourself!…ahan! Nice post btw! Scene 3 is too heart wrenching for me…iv tried to bury that part of my life away..scene 4 saved me!…loool! X

    Posted by Jade Mustapha | April 28, 2011, 10:31 am
  68. it’s being muffled… by who tho’?

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | April 28, 2011, 10:33 am
  69. I LOVE COUGARS!!!!!… They totally rock! especially since most do not carry the emotional baggage of their younger counterparts!

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | April 28, 2011, 10:35 am
  70. Loool!! So I can’t complain again?? I have to be an abused child before I can complain about all these abuse posts? *shior*and pls take ur hands off me o jere!!!

    Posted by jadesola | April 28, 2011, 10:36 am
  71. “Cougars like older guys, give better sex anytime anyday” <—- that seems like a contradiction to me.
    Nice article, I've always wanted to straff a Cougar.

    Posted by L11 | April 28, 2011, 10:37 am
  72. Hmmmmm.

    Scene 3
    This is quite similar to scene 1 but unlike scene 1 the child here reports the abuse. Although,its a shame that some parents blame their children for being raped!The after effects of rape lingers long after the deed is done.
    May God protect our children and ourselves from this kind of traumatic experience. Amen

    Scene 4
    Why would you prey on your friends daughter’s groom? That is so sad,Haba!!

    Posted by mabijo | April 28, 2011, 10:38 am
  73. In Unilag, i always hoped Cougars will sum up courage, and hang around -parking their cars at the side of the road and come scoop us away.. just like their male counterparts(aristos) effortlessly did to “our girls”.

    BUT.. 50 year old? i’d have to be super-high on meth and blindfolded. I’m sorry tightness will not redeem you on this one ma’am. =))

    Posted by Ricdizzle | April 28, 2011, 10:38 am
  74. In Unilag, i always hoped Cougars will sum up courage, and hang around -parking their cars at the side of the road and come scoop us away.. just like their male counterparts(aristos) effortlessly did to “our girls”.

    BUT.. 50 year old? i’d have to be super-high on meth and blindfolded. I’m sorry tightness will not redeem you on this one ma’am. =))

    Posted by Ricdizzle | April 28, 2011, 10:40 am
  75. met one of them at a wedding on easter monday… cute looking madmoiselle… clean clear skin (not bleached) with a fine accent and charming smile… very prim and proper lady… go cougars!!!

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | April 28, 2011, 10:42 am
  76. Nice stories, nice build up but poor climax. You need to work on that

    Posted by fizz | April 28, 2011, 10:50 am
  77. Child abuse and the role of parents. Tsk tsk tsk.

    This is why I insist,one of the parents has to have a job flexible enough to give him/her ample time to relate intimately with their kids.

    It is worse when the parent is the one inflicting the abuse,especially fathers. I believe early sex education is key. Let your children know that NOBODY is allowed to touch their privates. Have an open home where they can approach you with any problem because try as you may, the abuse might come from school.

    In the unfortunate situation that your baby still gets molested despite your preventive measures,
    *take him or her for serious counselling.
    *Talk about it. As much as you may think that not talking abt it will eventually make it go away,you are wrong. The child will only lock it up somehwre in their psyche and one day it may just blow out of proportion.
    *if possible,move away from that location
    *seek legal aid.

    I personally find younger boys immature and irritating. What do they possibly know? Girls mature way earlier than boys so its hard enough for boys around my age to interest me. When you are younger-instant turn-off.

    Nice story. Hi5

    Posted by chinnydiva | April 28, 2011, 10:50 am
  78. I loved both! My soul wept with the little chorister in scene 3….so so sad!

    Posted by jenniferabah | April 28, 2011, 10:57 am
  79. did you pay a receptionist to type all these words? you can actually make you comment short, yet meaningful.

    Posted by me | April 28, 2011, 11:01 am
  80. @chinnydiva did you pay a receptionist to type all these words? you can actually make your comment short, yet meaningful.

    Posted by me | April 28, 2011, 11:03 am
  81. Scene 3: it is now up to her to become celibate or a whore when she grows. whichever one she picks, God will bless her hustle..
    Scene 4: me I like younger guys, fresh blood! ^_^
    Btw guys, watch Tango with me, totally unrelated but…:)

    Posted by Temitope | April 28, 2011, 11:04 am
  82. the fear of leaving long comments on here is the beginning of wisdom..nairaland activist are here again.*sigh*

    Posted by Motunrayo Otun | April 28, 2011, 11:08 am
  83. Thetoolsman gives us 2 scenes one for the escapades n one for the serious issues(which is what d original monologues r about) Y r people tired of discussing the abuse/assault issues? It shud be why we r here.

    Posted by henrii88 | April 28, 2011, 11:10 am
  84. scene3-contrary to popular belief,she wouldnt necessarily turn out 2 be a celibate or whore..we all have diff ways of dealin with issues.some ppl are stronger than others..she can grow to actually love sex and enjoy it if she finds a partner who can help her get over the trauma..

    Posted by Motunrayo Otun | April 28, 2011, 11:11 am
  85. Abuse– forever remembered, forever heartbreaking.
    Cougars— ayeeeeeeeeee! If u still got it at 50 why not!!! Not another girl’s man though (well at least not a husband).
    Great post…as usual.

    Posted by Spiffy | April 28, 2011, 11:12 am
  86. Scene 3: when I hear that some parents blame the girl it just confirms that their generation hs failed us in every aspect of life esp Politics and parenting.

    Scene 4: Girls, find your inner cougar. Ur missing out on so much good sex!!!

    Posted by henrii88 | April 28, 2011, 11:14 am
  87. lol. I am not holding you ma. I was just saying that you seemed upset or angry though. its just sad that these posts on this subject are constantly springing up but its the reality of what is going on though.

    Posted by H•A•W | April 28, 2011, 11:15 am
  88. Wenever I hit,I never miss.on the prowl.very nice post

    Posted by modernwifey | April 28, 2011, 11:17 am
  89. @chinnydiva ur bak here agn wid ur long and annoying comments *bleh*

    Posted by tattoo | April 28, 2011, 11:21 am
  90. Nice post as usual….. But abeg enough of d abuse stories jare.

    Posted by Onome1 | April 28, 2011, 11:26 am
  91. Make una fight already….this comment roll is getting boring na

    Posted by skilobo | April 28, 2011, 11:26 am
  92. God bless you.. I recommend those who haven’t read the original to skim through it..

    Posted by UberBetty | April 28, 2011, 11:27 am
  93. @ Stig, pls can I sip frm ur drink? I ve akara & fried yam ere, we can share!!!
    Nice post babes…

    Posted by Evelyn Salt | April 28, 2011, 11:35 am
  94. @ricidizzle u have not met hot 50 yrs old women.

    Posted by loba | April 28, 2011, 11:47 am
  95. Hmmmm……What can u bring to the table?? 😀

    Posted by katie | April 28, 2011, 12:00 pm
  96. This is my fourth attempt at commenting.

    I’m not going to type my original comment anymore. (I should have copied it anticipating network fuckery)

    Good posts by Betty and Nono

    Guys don’t lie there was a bit of movement in your trousers when you read scene 4. I can’t have been the only dude it happened to 😐

    I love “mountain lions” I was trained by one and she started me at an early age..lol

    *not sure if this is going to post*

    Posted by DemiladeR | April 28, 2011, 12:01 pm
  97. some people are missing the point of the monologues- stories from different and unique viewpoints. Not all stories are meant to entertain. If u don’t get the first story or it makes u uncomfortable, then leave it. saying ‘enuff already with the abuse talk’ is uncalled for, tactless.

    Posted by anon | April 28, 2011, 12:11 pm
  98. @ Evelyn Salt, there’s Ketchup and tins here… Ure more than welcome 🙂

    Posted by The Stig. | April 28, 2011, 12:16 pm
  99. LOL… I’m sure you’re not the only one… Some of us have very vivid imaginations..

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 28, 2011, 12:16 pm
  100. Thank you Anon…

    Posted by thetoolsman | April 28, 2011, 12:16 pm
  101. Ope o, no fighting today.
    Scene 4 kinda reminded of one time at a wedding when a 17yr old hit on me. He was so cute and confident, but looked offended when I asked for d name of his school. I shall not be d one to spoil an innocent child *sighs a tad regretfully*
    Nice post as usual (y)

    Posted by Good geh | April 28, 2011, 12:19 pm
  102. Kondo toh kwooliti with vast experience from being molested as a kid….oh yes I was also abused *sips alomo and chews burantashi stick*

    Posted by skilobo | April 28, 2011, 12:25 pm
  103. lool, this is where they will find u.

    Posted by olawunmie | April 28, 2011, 12:25 pm
  104. This could be off point oh, but oh well *shrugs* Just heard that there are lesbian cougars..as in old lesbians hitting on the young lesbians!! LOL!! My mate’s toto that should be attractive sef I neva do, ambosi bosi iya agbalagba toto!! *hian! I plead d blood of God

    Posted by jadesola | April 28, 2011, 12:42 pm
  105. To the people complaining about chinnydiva’s comment on the post w/out leaving one of their own,I see y’all. *waves*

    Posted by chinnydiva | April 28, 2011, 12:47 pm
  106. Lets all learn from these posts. A lot of us will be parents soon, for those not already parents….*coughs* Please create an enabling environment for ur kids, where they are free to talk to u about whatever ‘strange occurence’ no matter how little. The prevalence of child abuse is overwhelming, in the seeminly harmless smile of Uncle Tolu, and the over-efficiency of Friday the houseboy.
    And to those ‘parents’ abusing or ‘touching’ their kids, ur bedroom is in Hell, right next to Hitler’s room. *rushes into next meeting*

    Posted by tostos | April 28, 2011, 12:56 pm
  107. Park well….in fact make we kuku start awa own ija for hia as everybody dey form civil society today……I was abused, where you? Don’t come hia and chat nonsense! *huffing and puffing*

    Posted by skilobo | April 28, 2011, 1:12 pm
  108. Lol. Na wa o. What’s wrong with posting long comments again.
    Think it would be cool to have a cougar experience sha.

    Posted by Damisola | April 28, 2011, 1:12 pm
  109. Buhahahahahaha! Oi! I don’t like sharing my boy-toys. Oya keep eating that nani

    Posted by chinnydiva | April 28, 2011, 1:17 pm
  110. I’m not sure why people are bothered about the two ‘abuse’ scenes….I’m trying to understand whether its them just being a fickle crowd wanting to be entertained or them just wanting to block out the ‘bad’ in the world….this is reality people. *sigh*

    Posted by jAyajade | April 28, 2011, 1:21 pm
  111. I meant….”Cougars, ‘just’ like older guys, give better sex…..

    Posted by Lagoshunter | April 28, 2011, 1:31 pm
  112. Of course…..

    Posted by Lagoshunter | April 28, 2011, 1:33 pm
  113. IMO parents take some of the blame with regards to scene 3. My reason for sayin this is that most ‘Nigerian’ parents are so uptight with their ‘hoilier than thou’ attitude, and you find that most times, the children after being molested by these monsters do not have the nerve to tell their parents what happened. I know a number of girls who were abused as kids but were so terrified of their parents that they had to keep it all to themselves.. *sigh* that is my problem, Nigerian parents need to be more open and develop a relationship of trust with their kids, and should stop being so judgemental!!
    Nice posts guys 🙂

    Posted by Missfiesty | April 28, 2011, 1:40 pm
  114. Hahahaha

    Posted by katie | April 28, 2011, 1:43 pm
  115. don’t mind @Chinnydiva….whatever happened to love in sharing?

    Posted by skilobo | April 28, 2011, 2:01 pm
  116. Nice post as usual…modernwifey,don’t mind U̶̲̥̅̊ catching me *winks*

    Posted by loffy | April 28, 2011, 2:03 pm
  117. scene 3 hits home what i said yesterday, it wasn’t about abuse but promiscuity
    now this right here is abuse.
    Blaming the kid is such as issue a lot of children and even young ladies keep quiet about rape and sexual abuse because they believe they would be blamed for it.
    No matter how short my skirt is, or how much i grind on you at the club, if you abuse me, IT IS YOUR FAULT.

    Posted by bbb | April 28, 2011, 2:03 pm
  118. FINALLY!!! I reach d end of d comments…YES!!! *raises both hands to heaven*…I kid…
    Seriously tho…Tools na wia u dey find all dese great writers mehn…dat’s wat makes ur blog so great…d fact dat u’r a great writer n u share d spotlight wit other great writers…thumbs up bruv…
    Now to d matter…great stuff from @UberBetty n @RealistXX…scene 3 is jus sad mehn…sadly up North it’s mor or less d norm…where a Senator can marry (MARRY OH!!) his grand daughter’s mate n nothing happens…n d one dat always gets to me is d idiotic parents dat blame d kids…I jus wanna beat som sense into dem…scene 4 tho hilarious is a sad reality…n u’d b suprised how many broken homes result from such liaisons…On a lighter note tho…I’m still laffin at @Skilobo sayin he’s only 17…
    Sorry for d long post…*drops d mic*…

    Posted by musingsofagidimallam | April 28, 2011, 2:47 pm
  119. hediot, haven’t you heard of football age ni? don’t pour nasco inside my kellogg’s plix

    Posted by skilobo | April 28, 2011, 2:55 pm
  120. D cougar story made mi laugh…a woman completely in charge of her sexuality!…Kudos!…as long as U dn’t go under 18 thn I guess abuse is out of d qn!…hmmm…Mountain Lion…nice!

    Posted by veee | April 28, 2011, 4:32 pm
  121. Ahhh……There’s love in sharing, there’s peace in having your own. 😀

    Posted by katie | April 28, 2011, 4:59 pm
  122. Adored both pieces. Uberbetty, your piece was heartbreaking…mothers tend to blame their kids because they’re in denial and don’t want to blame themselves for failing to take care of them. It’s unforgivable.

    RealistXX- I love the sexy grey! I’d love the power of being a cougar…ahem…any young men between the ages of 18-22 (I’m 23), apply within.

    Yay VMRemix! Toolsman, you’re on a roll here!

    Posted by miafarradaily | April 28, 2011, 6:00 pm
  123. I want me a COUGAR. People must complain about anything and everything, long comment or not a comment is a comment. Hian!.

    And oh, @demilader, my thingy did move in my trousers for the cougar post.

    Posted by kk | April 28, 2011, 6:56 pm
  124. Oooo thankyou. I’ll let the cougar know you liked her. Err…..yes this is a disclaimer :p.

    Posted by Nono | April 28, 2011, 7:44 pm
  125. Well… if we are not endangered in our immediate environment, we cannot be killed elsewhere.
    #thumbup guys.

    Posted by horlah | April 28, 2011, 9:11 pm
  126. u’re both sad sad sad sad sad saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ppl….my week isnt complete without a sad story from Ms_Dania, now u’ve joined her….kmt….lovely post tho…

    Posted by freshprinz | April 29, 2011, 8:29 am
  127. V.I.P…

    Posted by freshprinz | April 29, 2011, 8:33 am
  128. you never jam correct cougar na why. Its not just their looks that’s attractive, its their sophistication and charm. Have a conversation with a proper cougar and u’ll be hooked, and yeah there’s always the promise of learning new ‘tricks’ in the sack. But i wouldn’t know anything this sha…

    Posted by freshprinz | April 29, 2011, 8:41 am
  129. I disagree. Most cougars actually have just as much baggage or even more sef. The difference is, cougars have layers and layers of thick skin to hide under. in other words, they don’t whine, nag or even let u have a glimpse of the emotions that burden them. Ever wondered why they’re cougars in the first place? Any woman that just wants great sex without any emotional attachments most have some very serious stuff hidden in her closet….

    Posted by freshprinz | April 29, 2011, 9:03 am
  130. Finally finished readin all the comments, just when the new scenes come out…kmt…

    @betty, that was one very poetic yet graphic story. i loved that you tackled all the angles in so few words…

    @realistxx all i can say is #GoTeamMountainLions lol. Great piece…

    Posted by freshprinz | April 29, 2011, 9:17 am
  131. 3,God will definately purnish all dose uncles where ever they are,awon oloshi! had a similar experience but d unCle preferred head,mum found out later nd today he is history,she never made me feel dirty or anything like that.she blaMed herself for not being close to me.
    15yrs later a certain guy moans “gawd!! Where did u learn dat from!”

    Posted by nessa | April 29, 2011, 10:34 am
  132. I hope time and God wil b able to heal u completely.its a pity..All those ‘Judginas’ from yday,I hope u actually kno wat it feels like to b abused by a sibling.If u don’t,kindly STFU.

    Posted by djabbarish | April 29, 2011, 5:09 pm
  133. wow, a friend sent me these VM remixes and i so love all the energy and passion put in it. the one of the cougar lady really touch a cord as am in my early 30’s n hav had more younger guys come up to me than guys my age or older being that most of them are married the young ones get a head start lol. nice one ladies.

    Posted by sush | May 3, 2011, 11:34 am
  134. I so relate with u…jst reading d monologues and scene 3 touched me d most.
    As a kid, I was abused wvout evn knowing it. I felt like a star, d prettiest as everybody want to carry me, get me stuff. Most tyms my mum was too busy to notice and i dint show signs of being abused (cos I dint know wot it was). I was never penetrated but d strange caresses by d igbo boiz in our building, d feel of my uncle hard-on against my bum while on his lap, d penises v bin ambushed wv and forced to touch. Till now I’m still a virgin, not out of choice but I see no need 4 sex. I see d penis as an ugly tool dat I can do wvout. People deal wv abuse differently even d subconscious kinda abuse. I vnt been able to deal wv or talk abt mine.

    Posted by mee | May 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
  135. @Uberbetty… nice one… Uncle Victor’s really horrible!!!

    Posted by Amiola | May 14, 2011, 1:09 pm

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