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Wet Fridays

BOOM (PG)

Hey everyone. It’s another Wet Friday.. literally.. and for today’s post I had to get the help of a friend, @Otase (sorry, I just had to) to help out. What else can I say… Enjoy.

 

Sometimes I sit naked on a chair, facing a mirror and I spread my legs. Other times I sit naked on a chair, I spread my legs and hold a mirror in between. Admiring the masterpiece so ugly, so beautiful to men, women and to me. Sometimes it’s hairy, sometimes it’s neatly trimmed and combed and other times it’s just bald.

I stare for a few seconds and using two fingers from both hands part the lips and stare in awe at the pink wonderland that brings men & women literally to their knees as they try to lick this cheesy wonderland. I stare at the organ that once had cold metals inserted into to kill a fetus. I stare at the organ that someday may birth babies. I stare at the organ that every month spurts blood when the child doesn’t come yet. I stare at the organ so elastic it receives penises, fingers and vibrators of varying sizes but yet it manages to snap back.

Sometimes, I’m doing a self examination, other times I just look & touch and on rare occasions the touching leads to something more. On rare occasions, I touch my clit which sends a wave of pleasure so intense; for me, it’s only obvious what must happen next. On few occasions, I tease myself. I squeeze my nipples, play with my lower lips and make myself watch. Then I let a finger in, I flicker it around till I feel the warm liquid that is my cum. I let in an extra finger.

No, two fingers.

I let all three explore, thrusting them back and forth, side to side so rigorously, it sends waves of pleasure unparalleled. I force myself to watch as my mouth forms a big O in anticipation of the big O. The walls of my vagina tighten around my fingers as it prepares to release. I feel the thunderous rush of warm sticky liquid and then..

BOOM.

I swear it’s an explosion. I withdraw my hand which is covered in my protein goodness and watch the rest flow, then trickle out of my honey pot. I look at myself, admiring my after orgasm glow. I clean up  and then most nights after this I sleep naked and wake up in the morning dreaming of the night before. Some mornings, I reach in my night stand for my vibrator and insert it where my fingers were last night. It never takes me long to orgasm in the morning.

BOOM.

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In these parts  ‘masturbation’ is now more or less believed to be something only common among men and I have serious issues with this. Not for the obvious reasons but, well, cause in reality, I think things are pretty much even in wankerville. I’m not particular about the why’s or the how to’s; I want to know if you agree with me or not but then again, having some more insight on the matter might erm.. help this discourse. So, please use the comment box and speak your mind. Cheers.

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Discussion

133 thoughts on “BOOM (PG)

  1. Boooooom shakalaka! Eeewww

    Posted by Shawana Kolawole | June 17, 2011, 9:02 am
  2. Second!

    Posted by je_mc2 | June 17, 2011, 9:04 am
  3. Yippie!

    Posted by mabijo | June 17, 2011, 9:05 am
  4. Eeewo! I can’t relate at all…

    Posted by SlevinCalevra | June 17, 2011, 9:08 am
  5. hmmmmm….dats alll i’m going to say…hmmmmm….

    Posted by freshprinz | June 17, 2011, 9:11 am
  6. Over here in Wankerville the Nigerian chapter I think guys are ahead of the gals, even though they are playing catch up with a finger or two.

    Posted by lekan adio | June 17, 2011, 9:15 am
  7. Be right back.

    Posted by anonymous | June 17, 2011, 9:15 am
  8. Dammit!! 😐

    Posted by cecenostockings | June 17, 2011, 9:15 am
  9. That’s intense

    Posted by dddewa | June 17, 2011, 9:16 am
  10. According to a doctor I met a long time ago, she said it’s good to masturbate at least once every week. #funny

    Posted by kk | June 17, 2011, 9:17 am
  11. Hmmmmn…

    Posted by Mobanks | June 17, 2011, 9:18 am
  12. Is this supposed to be about wanking or…? Pretty gory stuff. And a tad distasteful. So much for a wet Friday post.

    Sorry to sound a little harsh.

    Posted by Glory | June 17, 2011, 9:19 am
  13. Kudos to the writer of this post. As Nigerians we are raised to repress our sexuality, that ‘only bad children do that’…so most people would never admit to masturbation. Or tend to feel dirty after they ve done it. But I say if u are a passenger on the solo train to pleasure, its all good…..explore ur nether regions and figure out what gets u off.

    Posted by Adey | June 17, 2011, 9:21 am
  14. shit don’t work for me…if it’s not panadol,e not fit be like panadol.
    that is all!

    Posted by DOMINATRIX | June 17, 2011, 9:22 am
  15. Hmm, reading this post made me sit naked in front of d mirror…its a cold morning n I dint go to work today! Wld b back after the “boom”. I promise…giggles*

    Posted by agirl | June 17, 2011, 9:22 am
  16. 3 fingers at once tho?? Hmmmm…

    Posted by bee | June 17, 2011, 9:24 am
  17. All the Boom Boom Pow *sits back*

    Posted by Ajebutter | June 17, 2011, 9:24 am
  18. There wasn’t any clittoral stimulation in this post. Takes a bit off the realism of it, but still a bit accurate. I like that she intensifies her orgasm by staring at herself while she’s in the process. That’s hot.

    Posted by Mabooboo | June 17, 2011, 9:26 am
  19. I was actually looking forward to today’s post…and it took me three tries to get past the third paragraph, I was smiling like a fool. I love “wet fridays” x_x

    Posted by Cleo | June 17, 2011, 9:26 am
  20. Wank BanK is a one customer bank
    *Sterling Bank are aware of this*

    Posted by ShoWade | June 17, 2011, 9:26 am
  21. buhahahaha.. Sho you’re a phooollll

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 9:27 am
  22. ((o_o)) 😐

    Posted by Adahna | June 17, 2011, 9:27 am
  23. Glad we didnt disappoint…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 9:28 am
  24. hmm… someone sounds like she can take a class on this…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 9:30 am
  25. *sigh*

    Posted by Skilobo | June 17, 2011, 9:30 am
  26. Masturbation kills (-_-)

    Posted by nyekus peperempe | June 17, 2011, 9:31 am
  27. Its too cold for all deez!

    #nw salma rides cock hard *reachin for body cream*

    Posted by Immortal TeddyBear | June 17, 2011, 9:33 am
  28. not enough?

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 9:36 am
  29. Im sure it doesn’t.. after all, you’re the Domina(trix) aren’t you…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 9:37 am
  30. This post makes masturbation seem interesting and not-so-bad. hmmmm

    Posted by barbaraa | June 17, 2011, 9:40 am
  31. You can’t self love if you aren’t comfortable with ‘your organ’
    I know every inch of my dick
    I self love when there is nobody around to love it
    I think self loving comes naturally as we grow up
    Most people do it, even though they lie about it
    Or don’t like to talk about it
    It is known to be addictive most especially if you still do it despite regular sexing
    In short, you can’t self love if you’re not sexually self aware in the first place.

    My opinions, my gbagauns & my typos……leave them alone

    OtasE,you’re still one of the few people I know that can bring such a topic alive…….

    Toolsman, chop knuckle…..

    Posted by Lagos Hunter | June 17, 2011, 9:44 am
  32. This post scares me..I think it promotes lesbianism..which am in total support of..and its much better than a guy putting his sausage in your bun..just saying ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯

    Posted by Titi | June 17, 2011, 9:44 am
  33. I do this- #thatIsAll simply because I like the way I feel,smell and taste.if I don’t like myself, hw do I ask sm1 else to like me?!

    Posted by vixenpixie | June 17, 2011, 9:47 am
  34. knuckle chopped and Im totally with you on this…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 9:50 am
  35. Well said and I agree

    Posted by Lagos Hunter | June 17, 2011, 9:50 am
  36. One must nt b readin dis mistakenly when Jesus comes #datisall

    Posted by some girl | June 17, 2011, 9:51 am
  37. Auto-erotic asphyxia. That would be all. 😉

    Posted by lance | June 17, 2011, 9:51 am
  38. Yes it is about wanking.

    Which part is gory?

    The story or the wanking?

    Posted by Lagos Hunter | June 17, 2011, 9:52 am
  39. Nyekus Nyekus…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 9:52 am
  40. (Y)…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 9:53 am
  41. Its probably a coincidence that this is up today. I tried masturbating for the first time just this monday. I had just watched porn of a girl masturbating. She had such an orgasm that I was so turned on, I had to give it a try. And then tried. I probed, I fondled, I flick, I dipped. But I never had a big O in response. Just an uncomfortable session. Was just depressing. N I berated myself for trying it in the first place. I’ve concluded that there’s nothing quite like the real thing.

    Posted by Thatfierygirl | June 17, 2011, 9:56 am
  42. hmmmmm! hehehehehe 1ce in a while we need to self love joo, you know train for the real thing #thatisall #teamwanking

    Posted by Barak Ölee | June 17, 2011, 9:57 am
  43. The subtle reference to abortion. That could only conjure up images of pain in my head.

    Posted by Glory | June 17, 2011, 9:59 am
  44. You people can lieeeeeeeeee!
    I masturbate…I don’t joke with it…one of my hobbies..yea I said it…

    Plus..my bf loves it wen I masturbate bfor we get down…red nails, lubricants, dildos, rabbits, 10inches things, vodka

    I get a dildo everymonth, very special one…plus the finger thing..I dnt encourage “fingering” cos am health conscious..dnt want no bacteria in my vagingo!

    So fingers are limited to d “vulva” of cos….

    Tula great one…but u just can substitute coital activities..God will not be happy!

    Posted by ibetapassmynebo | June 17, 2011, 10:00 am
  45. :(.. just the first time tho…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 10:03 am
  46. washed fingers nko and ‘vagingo’? *now updating the toolsman dictionary*

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 10:04 am
  47. 😀

    Posted by StephanieIj | June 17, 2011, 10:05 am
  48. I like tools’ blog but I am NEVER coming back on a friday after this. So this is what ‘wet friday’ was all about. LOL and SMH.

    Posted by @bule_jr | June 17, 2011, 10:06 am
  49. m wt u on ds…
    i am well aware of the sensual happiness 🙂 ican get for myself all by myself, but itnk wud rather a sausage in my bun den 3fingerlngs lurkn arnd..x_x
    ~besides, its all abt d pleasure dt anoda persn cn giv,, for ,me dts wuh excites me..

    Posted by pippi longstockings | June 17, 2011, 10:09 am
  50. I actually learnt to masturbate by myself recently. Only used to do it during foreplay and such. Until konji hooked me and someone was nice enough to help me out with some friendly tips and advice. Don’t get why people are so ashamed of it though.

    Posted by cecenostockings | June 17, 2011, 10:12 am
  51. I touch myself every once in a while and BOY does it feel good.

    Boys do it, girls do it, I do it too…..and I like it.

    Masturbation is good, but sex is better.

    Posted by iDoItToo | June 17, 2011, 10:13 am
  52. not my cup of tea.

    Posted by yemmie | June 17, 2011, 10:14 am
  53. I read the last part as “butt sex is better”… o_o.. I need to take a break mehn..

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 10:16 am
  54. Already…see as comments don full here…well…like FPV al I’ma say is hmmmn…I plead d 5th on dis one mehn…*grabs his bottle of Zobo n goes back to his seat*

    Posted by musingsofagidimallam | June 17, 2011, 10:17 am
  55. is this V? the writer will understand. im a follower…

    Posted by Kenyauk | June 17, 2011, 10:17 am
  56. you are in total support of lesbianism, you think this post promotes it and yet the post scares you…chile! Make up your mind yo!

    Posted by DOMINATRIX | June 17, 2011, 10:24 am
  57. isn’t it funny that it’s the girls that seem to be finding the post ‘disgusting’ ?

    Posted by @eznira | June 17, 2011, 10:25 am
  58. The cool kids talk about the nasty stuff

    Posted by Thecyberurquid | June 17, 2011, 10:31 am
  59. lol…no doubt I’ve tried it, but it just doesn’t excite me. Plus I can’t very well give myself head now can I?

    Posted by DOMINATRIX | June 17, 2011, 10:34 am
  60. One question please…is it true dat too much masturbating can cause one to loose interest in sex for d ladies I mean?

    Posted by beeyuteeful | June 17, 2011, 10:38 am
  61. butt sex is better?? mr toolsman u really need a break

    Posted by senator's wingman | June 17, 2011, 10:43 am
  62. Self-love all d way. If God wasn’t in favour of masturbation, he wouldn’t have made d ridges on fingers so pleasurable.

    But I don’t masturbate thoe lol but I do explore my body, and I have found that the fingers can work some magic but sole-effort is not 4 me. I need the warmth n touch of another 2 set me off. I’m not averse 2 solo rides but it’s just not my thing! Maybe @Otase can enlighten me, I’m keen!

    Posted by wordsofanaries | June 17, 2011, 10:44 am
  63. Lol… I wanted to write ‘no comment’ but that will be a comment. Judging from dis… I think masturbating will ‘come in handy’ pun intended!

    Posted by @hueyblack | June 17, 2011, 10:45 am
  64. Hahahaha..u really need dat break

    Posted by djabbarish | June 17, 2011, 10:49 am
  65. If nobody strokes me …( See ur Big head )…I shall ‘stroke’ myself…( See my Big head ) 😉

    Posted by ShoWade | June 17, 2011, 10:51 am
  66. Self love – is that anoda name for it? Kinda makes it sound tasteful…lol

    Posted by Shawana Kolawole | June 17, 2011, 10:52 am
  67. i prefer the original post to this! 😦

    Anyway..
    I like to masturbate, the orgasms are sure!
    i love that i have a rabbit, to have a second round of pleasure immediately after the first explosion from my fingers
    Especially now that the boo is away, it has come in handy.
    The boo even likes when i put on a show for him.
    Sex is interesting, alone or with ur boo esp if u are comfortable in your skin and confident. Let go, explore yourself today.
    its cold outside 🙂

    Posted by Kenyauk | June 17, 2011, 10:58 am
  68. One day, I’m going to resolve like bule_jr to never come here on fridays, but for now I’ll just go back to ensuring noone gets me to stand up from here for a bit, lest I embarrass myself… X_x

    Posted by 0latoxic | June 17, 2011, 11:01 am
  69. Showade u r maaaad! Lmao

    Posted by @hueyblack | June 17, 2011, 11:04 am
  70. one day… one day…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 11:08 am
  71. Im sure I know who this is…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 11:10 am
  72. (Y)!!!

    Posted by @YesVs | June 17, 2011, 11:10 am
  73. For all of u bein hypocritical and all self-righteous—-»If our creator really intended for us not to masturbate,he would av made our arms shorter

    Posted by djabbarish | June 17, 2011, 11:14 am
  74. NA WA O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wale what’s happening here?

    Look let’s be honest….masturbation does feel good…Don’t you think you’re lucky when you can get yourself to climax without the help of another person? I mean D.I.Y is not a bad idea every once in a while….

    The only reason why I’ll say masturbation is permissible is because you get to know EXACTLY what gets you off so your partner can always try to “take you there”….

    And…and…a WHOLE lot of us do it….let’s be honest.

    Wale…..just be careful..does your group head read your blog? Than woman is now a GM o…okay.

    Posted by awizii | June 17, 2011, 11:15 am
  75. Well, Hot damn! Gotta love @OtasE! Excellenty well written and mildly shocking. I love Otas.

    Despite the many documented health benefits of masturbation (see references below), for some reason, people just cant sem to wrap thier heads around being honest about it. Especially girls. Ladies and guys alike…Please do yourselves a favour and listen to professionals not rumors and gossip from your friends about how masturbation makes you a nympho, lose interest in sex, go blind or other such hogwash and nonsense that people seem to believe.

    If you object on religious grounds, then thats understandable and I wont argue (although I’m yet to see a convincing biblical objection) , otherwise, its a perfectly healthy thing which has even been shown (in some cases) to lower cancer risks. (again see references below)

    Besides the obvious health benefits, its also buckets of fun. Not to be used as susbstitute for actual sex with a partner but to enhance the experience and get by on those rainy cold nights.

    Whilst I have some very personal views aganist excessive masturbation, I’ve tried to be as objective as possible here.I do masturbate myself on occasion and i think as with all pleasureable things, it should not be overdone.

    Ok. I’m starting to lecture…I shall stop. Who am I to lecture on these things? all I’m saying is investigate for yourself and decide.

    Now for those references….

    http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/lifestyle/02/22/10/masturbation-good-your-health

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

    http://www.menshealth.com/health/health-and-sexual-benefits-masturbation

    Tula! Tuale!

    Posted by ThinkTank | June 17, 2011, 11:21 am
  76. Mehn.

    Gironimo!!!!

    Love ur self.

    Love ur body.

    Pleasure ur self.

    Most girls I’ve be close to, do this.

    And there are a lot.

    Its pretty balanced.

    Females are more liberal about solo dipping.

    Thumbs up to Otase.

    Tools…sleek choice.

    F.

    Posted by @FoluShaw | June 17, 2011, 11:21 am
  77. I think I’m in love with Otas.

    Posted by Elle | June 17, 2011, 11:21 am
  78. you actually have to take your time… exploring urself one day at a time… thinking of where u feel it itches the most and how u can help urself fulfil ur desires… it takes time dear…

    Posted by Mr. Lecturer | June 17, 2011, 11:40 am
  79. you actually have to take your time… exploring urself one day at a time… thinking of where u feel it itches the most and how u can help urself fulfil ur desires… it takes time dear…

    Posted by Mr. Lecturer | June 17, 2011, 11:41 am
  80. Amazing… 😀 i can totally relate with like the first few paragraphs… Onward it’s interesting… 😀 i like this post…. And Otase has wonderful writing expression… Niceeeee:

    Posted by Leema | June 17, 2011, 11:42 am
  81. Oooohhh! I’m loving wet fridays! D writer did a good job with this post. IMO, so many females are embracing self love but fewer are willing to admit that they do. I, for one am a card-carrying member of the ‘please thyself’ club…infact at a point, with d rate at which I was doing it, I think I was queen of the club…but I digress…lol.
    If you are confident enough to explore your body and discover what pleasures you, by all means do so abeg. It’ll even help when it’s time to give the partner some pointers….if u don’t know what pleases you, then don’t complain if your partner is clueless too. Just my 2 cents. *now sipping on some chilled kunu*

    Posted by Lamie | June 17, 2011, 11:46 am
  82. I cried on the first ‘BOOM’. OtasE is steadily becoming the awesomest person ever…

    Posted by InTheDhark | June 17, 2011, 11:56 am
  83. Tula…..washing, dettol, jik, gamalin 20…no fingering….ok…mayb unless we doing it in d shower!

    Posted by ibetapassmynebo | June 17, 2011, 11:56 am
  84. Hi everyone. Thanks for your responses, negetive and positive.

    Someone mentioned something about me not saying anything about clitoral stimulation and I just want to say tht I have a rabbit and it has ears that stimuliate while penetrating.

    Follow me on twitter and what not.
    Xoxo

    Posted by otas | June 17, 2011, 11:59 am
  85. *gasp* No comment 😡

    Posted by DiOxide | June 17, 2011, 12:00 pm
  86. This week’s episode of “Wet Fridays” was brought to you inpart, by *NowSinging* “If Kongi dey Catch…Wank am Wank am…No let am go no let am go”

    Posted by ShoWade | June 17, 2011, 12:07 pm
  87. She’s distasteful. And her writing is boring. Masturbating isn’t disgusting, this Otas girl is.

    Then again, this is just my opinion. 🙂

    Posted by Temi | June 17, 2011, 12:09 pm
  88. Cos u knw the pain

    Posted by Rambo | June 17, 2011, 12:11 pm
  89. Ooooo, now off to masturbate!

    Posted by hello | June 17, 2011, 12:11 pm
  90. Mehn, self Love helps some pple release Sexual Tension… And makes some pple last longer during sex .. O_o

    Posted by rozAy | June 17, 2011, 12:12 pm
  91. hahahaha.. this boy is not well…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 12:20 pm
  92. I think I have a book you need to read… a ‘teist’ will convince you…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 12:21 pm
  93. Relationship with the hand…who cares! Atleast you dont have to fake it, you’d know if its real….@OtasE wish to see ur koochie one day, she must understand my language.

    Posted by Rambo | June 17, 2011, 12:22 pm
  94. Oga park abeg!

    Posted by afrosays | June 17, 2011, 12:23 pm
  95. Chop Knocku…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 12:23 pm
  96. I love the variety of opinions on this post! Everyone isn’t saying the same thing, and that’s awesome.

    My only qualms with masturbation is that, just like porn, it leaves you sexually jaded. Esp if you’re a virgin. I remember the first time I read something oh-so-slightly sexual, and how intensely my body responded. Now, millions of lesbian porn and ‘touchings’ later, I’m a lot cynical. As for the three fingers…hmm. Scared to death of penises and penetration, so I skipped over that part.

    All in all, great post! Its not new though, I’m an avid Vanity fan. If you like this, you should definitely check out OtasE’s blog then.

    Tula, you should pop champaigne maka this comment. Its the longest I’ve ever written on ANY blog, Kelvin’s included.

    Posted by Slim | June 17, 2011, 12:35 pm
  97. **Comes in and takes off jacket, sits alone at gallery, watching debates…

    I just love reading here. It’s real stuff.

    That would be all.

    Posted by afrosays | June 17, 2011, 12:40 pm
  98. Hehee. (Y) #thatISindeedall

    Posted by Chiwunma | June 17, 2011, 12:44 pm
  99. hmm.. interesting comment… and I’m def going to pop something.. PS: I like how she subtly added that last bit..

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 12:55 pm
  100. I read the 1st few lines,then I took a break. 😀 ….great post.love it love it

    Posted by zoe | June 17, 2011, 12:57 pm
  101. ONLY A PRO AND DEEPLY SEXUAL PERSON WOULD KNOW ABOUT THE RISKS/JOYS OF AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIA!!!

    Yes I am shouting cos I am excited……

    Caveat: Auto-erotic asphyxia gives overwhelming pleasure but its a very thin line with suicide

    Lance, I nod my head in respect……

    Posted by Lagos Hunter | June 17, 2011, 1:09 pm
  102. Would today’s comments have been different if the post was a male narrative on masturbation….?

    Posted by Lagos Hunter | June 17, 2011, 1:18 pm
  103. I Don’t even know what to say. I can’t even relate to this at all and yeah I’m one of those who always thought masturbation was mainly a guy thing until recently I saw that the ratio is more or less equal and girls also do this. So I agree with toolsman basically and can’t add anything more to this Topic

    Posted by H•A•W | June 17, 2011, 1:26 pm
  104. Wow, its my first time here…..well, am speechless and horny!! Err…well written!

    Posted by kankey | June 17, 2011, 1:42 pm
  105. This is pathetic. It took 2 dumb heads to come up with this? Oops I meant 2 fingers.. And odinarbarbie gets insulted for being a hoe. You both hide your hipocrisy behind your blogs

    Posted by PreyingMantis | June 17, 2011, 1:45 pm
  106. best comment on here today

    Posted by BBB | June 17, 2011, 2:09 pm
  107. Looks like ma initial comment disappeared

    Posted by H•A•W | June 17, 2011, 2:43 pm
  108. Tula…I want dat book…now uve got me biting my lips…:)

    Posted by ibetapassmynebo | June 17, 2011, 2:46 pm
  109. *jumping in2 d ring* Tools, Ʊ really bring it anyday anytym! @Otase:* sidest eye* wonderfully written, now I’m officially À fan!
    Masturbation,self-love,self-pleasing,call it wateva, is d most beautiful natural sex-substitute ever created!for all those hating @ least luk on d brighterside, it protects Ʊ frm aids! Cos its À solo-journey.
    P.$: if gals get 2 av dildos & rabbits, wat toys do guys get??No wonder rape cases Я on d rise. @bossikeh nods on d sideline.

    Posted by gchild01 | June 17, 2011, 2:57 pm
  110. Na fight? Unless there are cases where Tools and OtasE have insulted Odinabarbie directly, then I think your comment was a tad too harsh…

    Posted by Shawana Kolawole | June 17, 2011, 3:25 pm
  111. Been here earlier, read through, decided to chill before commenting.
    Otas did justice to her topic…looked through the comments, saw ONE..smiled *walks out*

    Posted by Kelvin | June 17, 2011, 3:30 pm
  112. @kelvin ….buahahahaha..morafokaaaah!

    Posted by ibetapassmynebo | June 17, 2011, 3:49 pm
  113. I’m certain the comments would have taken a different turn if the post was about a guy wanking! While it could be fun and a pleasure to watch ladies please themselves, hw would one rate a guy doin same? Is it pleasurable to watch?
    While I don’t detest the act, I would rather the real deal than indulge!

    Posted by Shawana Kolawole | June 17, 2011, 3:51 pm
  114. Oh really? Thank you! Is there like a best comment award or something? 🙂

    Posted by ThinkTank | June 17, 2011, 4:00 pm
  115. Hmmmmm…..saw one comment that made me smile. Someone is gonna get blue balls soon. =))

    But erh…kelvin, where is that fool that goes by the name preying mantis???

    Posted by FreshPrinz | June 17, 2011, 4:18 pm
  116. Forgive me for not using words that are tasteful. Words that hide the true feelings of things. Words that make things sound sweeter than they really are. I promise next time to describe masturbating with floral words.

    Xoxo

    Posted by otas | June 17, 2011, 4:50 pm
  117. Receiving head from Otase & Toolsman. Now you know why I’ve got blue balls. Incompetent duo

    Posted by PreyingMantis | June 17, 2011, 4:58 pm
  118. hahaha.. it’ll prob go from blue to purple…

    Posted by thetoolsman | June 17, 2011, 5:16 pm
  119. Pls @otase’s blog link pls.:)

    Posted by doynoyesanmi | June 17, 2011, 5:17 pm
  120. Thanks.:)

    Posted by doynoyesanmi | June 17, 2011, 5:48 pm
  121. I first masturbated when I was still in high school. didn’t know twas masturbation tho, cos I didn’t touch myself. I simply crossed my thighs and squeezed. Twas delicious. Yes delicious, I didn’t scream, I just gasped and licked my lips. Lool! I was reading “Xavier goes to paris” or sumthing like that. I’ve tried using my fingers and twas ahhhh *purrs*. Lasted longer than the thigh one. Its just too much stress and preparation tho. :D.

    Nice post, Otase. Thanx Tula. Yes its #famzingfriday. #okbye 😀

    Posted by kittykat | June 17, 2011, 6:06 pm
  122. This is why I hate commenting here…guys be raping me thru my DM’s ….plus ds post, the cold, vodka….

    Yea btw…tula..I went off for a while…u shud kno uhn!

    Posted by ibetapassmynebo | June 17, 2011, 6:14 pm
  123. Hmmn…so d reports of d return of d bug are true…*grabs new n improved Baygon, aims carefully n sprays thoroughly* that would be all ladies and gentlemen…as you were…

    Posted by musingsofagidimallam | June 17, 2011, 6:15 pm
  124. Nice write up @otasE & toolsman

    I think a lot of girls are just lying in denial. & I don’t get why some people at surprise @ ‘3fingers at once’ when a virgin can take in a dick. The average dick is fatter than 3fingers combined.

    My advice is; if u aint getting some, wank some. Guys, you don’t want a situation where you get injured & instead of blood, semen pops out. Applies to Girls too, you don’t want to unnecessarily get wet from hugs & handshakes.

    Posted by 2ndelawal | June 17, 2011, 7:58 pm
  125. @thatfierygirl u either av to be a clit person or a gspot person. U need 2find wich u are, dat way u’ll excite urself better. If ure gna watch porn 2do dis, as a woman u need an active imaginative mind. Masturbation works for evry1, u juz av 2find ur rhythm! 😀

    Posted by sassyBigma | June 17, 2011, 8:37 pm
  126. 4 me, its all bou d clit! Shower top n am all gd 2 go, fingers dnt do me justice.

    Posted by pickles | June 18, 2011, 12:01 pm
  127. What’s? A “Rabbit”? :s x_x

    Posted by yfrog | June 18, 2011, 2:26 pm
  128. Very intense. I am relating right now. X_X

    Posted by missKk | June 22, 2011, 2:13 pm
  129. Stephie! No comment.
    Ibetapassmynebo hmm….okay.

    my comments: Not my forte. I like that it has been given an acceptable term though… “self love”. Lol! Lol! Lol!

    Posted by GNV | June 22, 2011, 4:22 pm
  130. Like narcotics…this shit can be addictive…plus it makes u feel guilty (don’t ask me of what?). Just don’t get hooked.of what?). Just don’t get hooked.

    Posted by naijaninja | July 7, 2011, 11:04 am

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