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Wet Fridays

The Backyard.

Hey everyone. So, we’ll give the really wet posts a rest today and discuss something a little bit serious. Yes, I’m sure the title served as a good hint. I enlisted @Similicious87 to help with this one.  Enjoy.


It was one of those nights when the weather, the mood and the booze were in sync. Kolade & I have been dating for 3 months and I have been withholding the nookie for that long. I was damn near losing my mind and so was he. This night felt so promising, I was freaking ‘thirsty’ and as horny as R.Kelly at a high school graduation. Kolade looked as calm as he always is, doing tequila shots while slowly undressing me with his eyes. ‘Oh it’s on like popcorn’ I thought to myself. Tonight is definitely the night. We got to his place and began our usual make out ritual. When he noticed I wanted more, he excused himself to go use the loo. That was my cue. I changed into my birthday suit and tucked myself beneath his duvet.

I like Gabby… like I really really dig her. She is so cute and those lips are just something else. I like how they swell after we get all hot and bothered and that ass. Whoosh. I have been thinking about that all night… Heck, even ever since we met. Tonight is definitely the night. I noticed how she drank more than usual, touching and grinding up against me. I know she wants it and oh she’s gon’ get it! All of it! Imma tear that ass up!

Kolade walked in the room and I gasped; ‘hottie with a body!’ Dang! He is packing! That sheath will make a porn star blush. Thinking about getting all that inside me made me wet instantly! (It’s been 3 months guys; allow the ‘corniness’). He came under the covers and looked pleasantly surprised to find me in my birthday suit.

We start kissing, touching, the heavy breathing, soft moaning. One hand on my breasts another probing between my legs. At that point, I was delirious and I was whispering gibberish in his ear while nibbling it. Just then he bent me over and I was thinking ‘how did he guess that I like that?’

He whispered something about ass and I figured he was talking about how good my behind looks. Then a shock wave went straight to my head. Without warning Kolade rushed in through my back door. He didn’t knock, he didn’t press the doorbell; he just plunged!

Minutes that felt like hours passed and I was sure I was bleeding even as I tried pushing this intruder away but he kept charging like a crazed bull making sure the mattress muffled whatever attempt I made to yell. As much as I tried to numb myself, every time he went back in, it felt like a knife stab followed by a sick, weird and twisted feeling of unexplainable pleasure. Soon, I felt the familiar jerk and groan. He got up and looked at me with a smile on his face. ‘I bet you liked that.’

Daniel is the sixth guy I’ve been with since Kolade. First time I asked him to do me from behind, he refused but I’m a woman, I always have my way. Nowadays he says he can’t come until we play in the backyard. Maybe I should thank Kolade afterall.


Ok, before you lash out at Gabby. This isn’t exactly a true story but I heard one very similar and that’s what inspired the post. If you’re half as inquisitive as I am, I’m sure you would have read all kinds of stuff on the subject. Lets step away from the hypocrisy today, like I always say, you can always comment anonymously. So for those who know, through experience or otherwise, kindly share and for the others, please take the poll below. Cheers.

PS: I’ll be putting up the announcement I promised a bit later, please make sure you check back.

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118 thoughts on “The Backyard.

  1. Yay?

    Posted by Mobanks | July 22, 2011, 9:01 am
  2. smh 4 u

    Posted by dammy | July 22, 2011, 9:02 am
  3. 1st ?
    Nw going 2 read

    Posted by foxy | July 22, 2011, 9:03 am
  4. 4th! damn! y’all r fast.lol!

    Posted by StandupChic | July 22, 2011, 9:06 am
  5. 6th?

    Posted by Lady_corrs | July 22, 2011, 9:07 am
  6. Ewwww…God forbid. The backyard is for “shitting” only

    Posted by Mobanks | July 22, 2011, 9:09 am
  7. 3 days in a row????????????? hian! tula come and confess ooo

    Posted by bimbo | July 22, 2011, 9:09 am
  8. Likes its possible to go in d backyard dat easy…….. Hian!!!!

    Posted by dhamyhan | July 22, 2011, 9:09 am
  9. First ten? No?

    Posted by Immortal TeddyBear | July 22, 2011, 9:10 am
  10. oo wow……ok…. o_o

    Posted by MzLucyM | July 22, 2011, 9:11 am
  11. and lemme just say OUCH!!!!!!!!

    Posted by StandupChic | July 22, 2011, 9:12 am
  12. Yes first ten *windecks*

    Its nt easy to enter backyard jst lik dat o! No lube nothin.hian!

    Wen done properly,anal is insane.girl has to want it doe else don’t bother

    Posted by Immortal TeddyBear | July 22, 2011, 9:12 am
  13. huh? wait o.. Moji, this is jazz..

    Posted by thetoolsman | July 22, 2011, 9:13 am
  14. my F5 e yaff spoil..phewwwwwwwwwwww

    Posted by o25 | July 22, 2011, 9:14 am
  15. Lmao@ the ‘rushians’. I guess y’all are not really interested in the topic.
    Well, other than the fact that it sounds like Kolade essentially anally raped her, I don’t personally have a problem with anal sex. I’ve tried but couldn’t get back past the first ‘doorpost’ for the pain and discomfort and therefore abandoned it before going far enough.
    More grease to those who can.

    Posted by ijeoma | July 22, 2011, 9:14 am
  16. A noble 7th position for me…and so,there is only one way to commit suicide these days—Vasovagal collapse
    Get in there too fast and you could just go into shock.
    On the other hand..have a doctor on speed dial just before u try backyard moves
    2ndly the risk of contracting HIV and hepatitis is so SO so high for recipients of anal sex (unprotected)

    3rdly pls condom or not don’t go from anus to vagina..don’t blame me when all you have is constant infections.
    You were told.

    Bad news tastes nicer…I know.
    Love you all.
    P.s Riley you got this one yeah?

    Posted by iamsamsie | July 22, 2011, 9:14 am
  17. 1st 20 abi?
    Which stupid backyard is that? I can’t judge those that like/want it sha. But ahan,ooo…the thing is giving me a headache.
    But wait o,a guy that ‘loves’ to go the anal route…he shld be bisexual,more backyards for him.

    Posted by krimmedic | July 22, 2011, 9:18 am
  18. Lotsa people find wet fridays stimulative, I find it… err… educative! *now jotting furiously* My wedding night is gonn be Awesome!! 😉 😀

    Posted by 0latoxic | July 22, 2011, 9:21 am
  19. Kolade ddnt use a lubricant, that dude must be a G.A.Y.

    Posted by JPurkin | July 22, 2011, 9:21 am
  20. As you said more grease…. lol

    Posted by dammy | July 22, 2011, 9:21 am
  21. please correct yourself before we correct you

    Posted by GBAGAUN | July 22, 2011, 9:23 am
  22. Riley must like this one.

    Posted by @i_Esquire | July 22, 2011, 9:23 am



    Posted by ibetapassmynebo | July 22, 2011, 9:24 am
  24. Ok then 1st 50!!
    Backyard ko, enkule ni!! Iru gbogbo oriburuku wo niyen????!! I don’t want to be curious to that level abeg..and besides won’t the guy just be pounding shit?? Then he wld later now stick dat pounder of shit into anoda or d same vagina hours later?? *sigh* IJOBA ORUN TI DE!!

    Posted by jadesola | July 22, 2011, 9:27 am
  25. Ok…the gay ones don’t use lubricant. Errr,u knw this because?
    But this guy is a crude,foolish rapist. No1 noticed that?
    As much as she liked it,that Gabby didn’t speak against d violation annoys me.

    Posted by krimmedic | July 22, 2011, 9:29 am
  26. feel free to correct me

    Posted by JPurkin | July 22, 2011, 9:30 am
  27. We need to probe thetoolsman . Am sure this blog has been rigged cos i came immediately i saw the notification and met all this comments. No wonder i have not been able to win anything yet. Back to the topic, she seriously has to have liked it before cos a guy tried it with me and naught told me to crunch into him with all ma strength when i felt that pain of his penetration. i was stolling for a week after that and has never attempted it since den. believe me when i say the pain is indescribable till u have been there.

    Posted by dat Ibo gurl | July 22, 2011, 9:32 am
  28. Mia Dios! X_X

    Posted by 'Jibòla | July 22, 2011, 9:33 am
  29. Isn’t that gay?!

    Posted by SlevinCalevra | July 22, 2011, 9:33 am
  30. lmaooo. first 50 shaaaaa. bet ur comment captures it for me. its a no no. as in NOOOOOO!

    Posted by bimbo | July 22, 2011, 9:33 am
  31. Yeah It does sound like homeboi raped her, Anal isnt bad sha but I’d advice the “receiver” to take a shower or have an enema (if thats what it is called), Lube will help muchos and no not vaseline, ky-jelly and the type. Anal isnt easy raw unless said person is a regular backyard receiver sha.

    Posted by Sir Fariku | July 22, 2011, 9:35 am
  32. *curses in russian* What the fuck?? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing is going up my ass…things come outta there not go in. Or do you plan to use you penis to perform a colonoscopy on me…Pls no no no!*more curses in russian*

    Posted by no1chick | July 22, 2011, 9:35 am
  33. Mr. Man you want to ANALyse on your wedding night?????? -________-

    Posted by 'Jibòla | July 22, 2011, 9:35 am
  34. and i also believe any guy that likes anal has bi tendencies. hian! female back door and male backdoor no get diff so if a she-backdoor can gerrit, a he can gerrit too

    Posted by bimbo | July 22, 2011, 9:35 am
  35. I don’t know why this comment is cracking me up and making me want to say PRACK-AH-TA-THUMBA!

    Posted by 'Jibòla | July 22, 2011, 9:37 am
  36. sorry but is it technically rape. wld a court hear that yes she consented to sex but not anal? plus appaz he told her before he went in. guess it was a case of miscommunication.

    Posted by bimbo | July 22, 2011, 9:38 am

    Ok oooo


    Posted by 'Jibòla | July 22, 2011, 9:38 am
  38. 1st 100 jhor! 😀
    Err…anal has always been a touchy subject for me, soooo…
    You guys can have this one.

    Posted by cecenostockings | July 22, 2011, 9:42 am
  39. What happens when he’s tired of the ass, the convo will change to:
    ‘Honey, you have such cute,big nostrils..let’s try if my penis would fit..who knows?’

    Besides only thieves go through the backyard…kpomkwem!!!!

    Posted by no1chick | July 22, 2011, 9:43 am
  40. OK…I got this notification at 10:02am and the comments on here are from 9:00am…..is it me, my phone or my system?

    Back door…..hmmm! No comment!

    Posted by kayshawy | July 22, 2011, 9:44 am
  41. Interesting, my comment is also at 9:44am? Errrrmm…..

    Posted by kayshawy | July 22, 2011, 9:45 am
  42. LMAO! Big nostrils? Seriously???

    Posted by kayshawy | July 22, 2011, 9:46 am
  43. Hmmmmm….

    Posted by kayshawy | July 22, 2011, 9:50 am
  44. Lmaoooooo u pple would not kill me I swear, lmaooooooooo..a
    Any guy that likes anal sex is GAY, end of story..my ex that selfish son of a bitch said. Because I was not a virgin,he would like to do anal sex so he can disvirgin me, am like u son of a bitch, walk out of my FRONT DOOR and never return…
    When u come out to the world let me knw.. Disgusting

    Posted by me | July 22, 2011, 9:51 am
  45. Yes! Probe Toolsman!

    Posted by kayshawy | July 22, 2011, 9:51 am
  46. Various infections,increased susceptibility to HIV,Shock ati beebeelo.

    We should see the positive aspect. No more constipation/groaning in the loo for hours. The backyardee is free! Hurray!!

    Posted by krimmedic | July 22, 2011, 9:52 am
  47. My opinion…nigga dt likes it in d ass has the tendency to be bisexual coz to me ass iz ass irrespective of the gender.thank you

    Posted by _dblack_ | July 22, 2011, 9:56 am
  48. TROLOLOL @ nostrils…

    Posted by JPurkin | July 22, 2011, 10:04 am
  49. Hahaha. Big nostrils? Hahaha.
    I have exams…shldnt be here. 😥

    Posted by krimmedic | July 22, 2011, 10:04 am
  50. uLike back door? uGay!! #Shikena

    Posted by Mak_Tavish | July 22, 2011, 10:06 am
  51. Backyard has always been a nice place to play in since I was a kid..especially my Granddad’s backyard- it was very big and nice.

    Had to comment first before I read the post. Now going to read it. See ya

    Posted by ricdizzle | July 22, 2011, 10:07 am
  52. From what I’ve been told, guys like “backdoor” cos its tighter and I don’t think it has anything to do with them been Gay or Bi. It relates to why guys like sleeping with Virgins. Reasons best known to them. Me I don’t enjoy “backdoor”. Its just painful and annoying. Big Ups to girls that enjoy it. I’ll hear your stories but its a no go for me.

    Posted by Definitely_Anonymous | July 22, 2011, 10:07 am
  53. Hahahahahahhaahaaha
    This comment has kii’d me….

    Posted by DL | July 22, 2011, 10:08 am
  54. Back? If I hear. How can someone be next door to paradise and still opt for something other than paradise?
    Why bother go thru the back door when the front door is open? Backyard is a NOT an option

    Posted by Niro | July 22, 2011, 10:08 am
  55. Mba nu! I think it’s gay and disgusting. I would do anything, and I mean, anything sexually, but try and near that place…just try it!

    Posted by MiniTeddyBear | July 22, 2011, 10:08 am
  56. Haaa probe him again?!!?! Looool

    Posted by bubba | July 22, 2011, 10:10 am
  57. *Not an option

    Posted by Niro | July 22, 2011, 10:11 am
  58. Moji please talk oh.. don’t let them PROBE me…

    Posted by thetoolsman | July 22, 2011, 10:13 am
  59. *creeped the fuck out*

    He raped her.
    Anally. And without lube.
    And you thought vaginal rape was bad enough?

    I get how she suddenly likes it sha. There’s a thin line btw pain and pleasure, and the best sex usually plays on the borders.

    I just think its highly perverted sha.

    Posted by slimsiren | July 22, 2011, 10:17 am
  60. OMG 😮 grand’s backyard! erm… 😡

    Posted by JPurkin | July 22, 2011, 10:17 am
  61. Abeg leave Moji. I was taking choco drink when Tula posted. *sipping like a bawse* I raise my glass sha. We shall slug it out next week.

    Posted by highlandblue | July 22, 2011, 10:19 am
  62. Ah ah, @thetoolsman, ogini bu nke? Backyard fa?
    Like cece said, it’s a touchy subject….so imma sit this one out.

    Posted by Cleo | July 22, 2011, 10:19 am
  63. You really couldn’t resist the temptation to go all doctor on us abi?

    Posted by lagoshunter | July 22, 2011, 10:21 am
  64. Them double Ds. But you know I love you for this. Buahahahahaha.

    Posted by highlandblue | July 22, 2011, 10:21 am
  65. Lmao@ big nostrils. Am not judging or anyfin but I feel anal is for gay peeps. Dats one of the few fings they can choose from to “excite” themselves apart from blowjobs. Its messed up though. Never done it, never will.

    Posted by @demmylee | July 22, 2011, 10:22 am
  66. Jpurkin (which is a gay name btw) has sampled Kolade before 😐

    Posted by 'Jibòla | July 22, 2011, 10:23 am
  67. Big nostrils. I’m crying at my desk at work for laughter and everyone thinks I’m crazy. And the whole office is quiet. Why are u this wicked? U want me to lose my job ni?

    Posted by highlandblue | July 22, 2011, 10:23 am
  68. Jibs, Olorunmaje… back has never and would never be an option to me.I”m so straight like my P :d

    Posted by JPurkin | July 22, 2011, 10:29 am
  69. LORD OF HOST!!!
    ISNT THAT RAPE????i will rape my own back!
    i’ll hire a dude to rape him, shebi he wants anal, he will get it!

    Posted by I WILL NOT BE ENGAGING IN ANAL SEX | July 22, 2011, 10:31 am
  70. loooool

    Posted by dammy | July 22, 2011, 10:45 am
  71. lmafoooooo

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | July 22, 2011, 10:48 am
  72. *shudders almost convulsively*Reading this post with the kinda graphic mind I have wasn’t a pleasant experience. Anal might be awesome for some but I don’t share that view at all tho,I always tell the people I know who love it,to do whatever works well for them.
    However,this is a warning; DON’T TRY THIS STUNT WITH ME.I do not,cannot and will never like anal sex!

    Posted by georgeenah | July 22, 2011, 10:48 am
  73. there r some ladies, ehn , that when they are soooo wet, do not need extra lubrican for ANALysing… anyway, if u need good lubricants, u can buy KY Jelly from any pharmacy…it;s water based… don’t use vaseline ooo, most ladies complain of bruising after using vaseline…. #okbye

    Posted by mr.T | July 22, 2011, 10:50 am
  74. buhahahahaha

    Posted by thetoolsman | July 22, 2011, 10:51 am
  75. So yo, yo, yo, check it out. A nigga done Polished his knob on errrryy pussy and asshole frm Compton to Ojuelegba and lemme tell y’all, ASS>PUSSY erry fuckin day of the week except on fridays.

    Look ya fucktards, fuckin a bitch in the butt is all about power and aint no fuckin Homo shit. Ya bend da bitch over, shove her head into the ground and ram yo dick up the tightest hole she got. That right thurrrr is power. And y’all complain but I kno a lotta bitches that love that shit. Y’all sluts probably love it too.

    Besides, Anal sex shd be da fuckin standard for preventin preggies n shit. Shiiiiiii, a nigga can’t trust no condoms no mo. Fuck a baby. I aint paying fo no abortion.

    In Summary:
    1.Ass>Pussy (except on fridays)
    2.It aint gay to fuck ass as long as it aint on a dude. Riley says so.
    3.Fuck a baby. Death to unwanted preggies.

    Riley out.

    Posted by Riley | July 22, 2011, 10:52 am
  76. Vagingo tho…

    Posted by thetoolsman | July 22, 2011, 10:52 am
  77. Pregnancy prevention?!!! *rolling to the abortion clinic*

    Posted by highlandblue | July 22, 2011, 10:55 am
  78. sorry ooo.. not all fingers are equal… the difference between first and twentieth most times is a fast internet connection.. lol

    Posted by 'il Cicero' | July 22, 2011, 10:55 am
  79. man, my bumbum is paining me from reading about someone being anally raped.

    i dont do bumbum naks.
    i aint sticking my “Sword of Victory” into her bumhole

    Posted by ShoWade | July 22, 2011, 11:02 am
  80. A lot of people here seem to be of the opinion that anal sex is gay os bisexual in nature. Saying that anal sex is gay is the same as saying oral is gay too because Homosexuals do that as well. Sexual orientation is not about the acts you perform but who you choose to perform them with. Please people, let’s not be ignorant.

    That being said, my 6-word motto for sex is: Ready, Willing, Able, Anywhere, Anytime, Anyhow.

    Though if I were to try it I would use copious amounts of lube and have a safeword for when it crosses the line.

    Posted by ThinkTank! | July 22, 2011, 11:02 am
  81. This Kolade is an Idiot.

    Why would u leave the honey pot for the trash can?

    Nice Wet slippery sweetness for the shit hole?

    The babe is ALWAYS the shot-caller when it comes to backyard runs.

    And if No lube…No do!

    Mouth,tits,Pussy > Asshole.


    Posted by @FoluShaw | July 22, 2011, 11:04 am
  82. Thank you .. thank you…

    Posted by thetoolsman | July 22, 2011, 11:08 am
  83. Imagine taking a dump when you are constipated… that shit is painful enough. Then one guy thinks he can just stick his thing up my bum? I don’t think so… there are so many other sexual ‘adventures’… please let’s leave the bumhole alone.

    Posted by Simmylala | July 22, 2011, 11:11 am
  84. toh!!!! experience!*winks

    Posted by StandupChic | July 22, 2011, 11:17 am
  85. Tried it 1nce(wt protection) n @ almost half length insertion,babe screamed like she was in labour,only that something was going in. She said d pain was indescribable. If U must attempt it,allow her dictate d pace bt If Uv noticed shez got masochist tendencies,move like a drone hiTTing its target. . .No Mercy!our,only that something was going in. She said d pain was indescribable. If U must attempt it,allow her dictate d pace bt If Uv noticed shez got masochist tendencies,move like a drone hiTTing its target. . .No Mercy!

    Posted by BKT | July 22, 2011, 11:34 am
  86. Wow interesting views!

    Posted by Similicious87 | July 22, 2011, 11:42 am
  87. This is the best comment on here! Chop knuckle!

    Posted by kayshawy | July 22, 2011, 11:49 am
  88. bwuahhahaaa

    Posted by leonmacedon | July 22, 2011, 11:52 am
  89. This babe definitely doesn’t like d idea of wearing adUlt diapers later in life.Take it easy with d russian curses sha.

    Posted by ruud_bishop | July 22, 2011, 12:04 pm
  90. You should thank me for the Ikebe super idea you’re adopting. This post is like allowing an ojuelegba local bitch read to me. Absolute fuckery. No class, no style. It isn’t surprising that this blog didn’t win any award.

    Posted by PreyingMantis | July 22, 2011, 12:07 pm
  91. As long as there’s plenty of Lube and both Parties are willing and ready, no problem. For me, mind never carry me reach that extent yet oh.

    Posted by Lady_corrs | July 22, 2011, 12:38 pm
  92. Lmfao…

    Posted by funsho | July 22, 2011, 12:44 pm
  93. Please help me toh INFORM the general public….as in SERIOUSLY! Ezit only…PLEASE!

    Posted by beforesheimplodes | July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
  94. Guys like sleeping with virgins?

    Posted by SlevinCalevra | July 22, 2011, 1:08 pm
  95. the END

    Posted by buga | July 22, 2011, 1:33 pm
  96. I disagree with the Tank. What do you think about people who receive head and do not like to give it? If someone is adventurous to the point of sticking it down a shit hole, then he should be willing to receive it in equal measure and that bro is a gay act. Oh, so if a woman wears a strap on dildo and pounds her man in the ass, it’s not gay cos, it is a woman right?
    For me, the gayness isn’t just in the sex of the partner but also in the act. When you pound the shit box, you are a butt pirate.
    Cést fini.

    Posted by SlevinCalevra | July 22, 2011, 1:37 pm
  97. Everyone has perversions and while the concept of recieving strap-on sex from a woman is abhorent to me, It is not gay. It is merely a perversion.

    I would have you know that there are gay men that have never been penetrated. they only enjoy giving. So are they not also gay?

    check your dictionary. GAY is defined as refering to Homosexual which in turn is defined as being of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the SAME SEX.

    Whatever disgusting thing you choose to do, it is not gay as long as you do not enjoy doing it with a member of the same sex. for whatever reason. That is the fact. the rest belongs to the realm of human hiccups, weirdnesses and perversions.

    Posted by ThinkTank! | July 22, 2011, 2:17 pm
  98. My thoughts exactly.

    Posted by krimmedic | July 22, 2011, 2:21 pm
  99. Cos u can kiss a girl doesn’t mean ud go on to kissing guys. Afterall gay guys do that. Like thinkthank said, there’s a difference btwn sexual preferences and sexual orientation.
    Interesting views tho.

    Posted by bykerboi | July 22, 2011, 2:22 pm
  100. Interesting

    Posted by bykerboi | July 22, 2011, 2:25 pm
  101. Lmao @d big nostrils……. Bt 4 real…… Next tin is to try oda holes in ur body!
    Ermmmm hell no…….. Dre r oda “adventures” we cn try……my anus is exclusively for shitting. I mean taking a dump in d toliet is sumtyms painful….. A pi pi in my anus…….HELL NO!

    Nice post thou! really sumtin 2tnk bout about!

    N riley….reli anal sex=contraceptives now *rolling*

    Posted by @mizztosin | July 22, 2011, 2:41 pm
  102. I don’t really care what the dictionary defines ‘gay’ to be. In fact that definition should be modified. The last paragraph of my previous comment captures what I think gay should be. It shouldn’t be defined by just the sex of the partner but also the act of anal copulation. I will NEVER be able to differentiate sodomy with a man from sodomy with a woman.
    Bros, Nyansh na nyansh.
    As for the guy who gives without having being penetrated himself, he is very gay as long as he f#cks ass. ‘Perversions’ is just giving a bad dog a good name.

    Posted by SlevinCalevra | July 22, 2011, 2:49 pm
  103. *rolling n crying too* DAMN

    Posted by donsege | July 22, 2011, 2:59 pm
  104. And the preyingmantis is back wiv negativity …

    Posted by FOXY | July 22, 2011, 3:16 pm
  105. Ouch!! That’s all I can say!… Nothing goes up my ass it only comes out! Shikena.. I once heard a story where a chick had2 wear adult diapers afterwards all coz of entering thru backyard… Abeg abeg abeg i no dey play dat kain play

    Posted by deeza | July 22, 2011, 3:43 pm
  106. TROLOLOLOL….@ Nostrils.
    It is a resounding ‘NO’ to backyard.

    The end.

    Posted by anitttta | July 22, 2011, 5:22 pm
  107. Besides being perverted, the shit hole is a no go area! Guys rather fuck virgins? I doubt that. Gabby in the story is a freak abeg….which one is to enjoy it from the back even whn u don’t expect it…..

    Posted by Deevarh | July 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
  108. Dis preyingmantis sef, pls gaan sleep. Y read d blog is u dnt lk it? Hian.biko park Jere… Anal penetration tho, *shudders* 😦

    Posted by MzLucyM | July 22, 2011, 5:59 pm
  109. If*

    Posted by MzLucyM | July 22, 2011, 6:02 pm
  110. LMFAO @ “Ezit Only”. Me loves Tola.

    Posted by Mz. T | July 23, 2011, 12:44 am
  111. LMAO!!! @no1chick-nostrils! *rolling*
    @SlevinCalevra-butt pirate *rolling*
    Having said that,this post plus some of the comments coupled with my vivid imagination was painful! This ish creeps the sh*t out of me! *scurries away with immense speed*

    Posted by missbeemuse | July 23, 2011, 2:21 am
  112. So in other words, you are weighing your own personal opinions against established fact. Okay. thats a different kind of argument. I may or may not agree wit hyou but thats beside the point. If nyash na nyash then mouth na mouth too. the logic is incorrect. Thats all I’m saying.

    You obviously have your own definition of GAY. Which is cool but dont expect us to take it as fact.

    Posted by AngryBlogger | July 23, 2011, 7:07 am
  113. Women have a lot of health issues with their anus(es) in their later lives just because of anal sex. No Doctor would fail to strongly advise you against it. *withdraws into the shadows*

    Posted by highlandblue | July 23, 2011, 3:10 pm
  114. lwkmd gbam…..

    Posted by yewwy | July 25, 2011, 2:39 pm
  115. nice one slevin….

    Posted by yewwy | July 25, 2011, 3:02 pm
  116. Interesting views, wudnt try it cos a whole lotta stds r attachd 2 it. I wud continue usin my ‘churchmind’…

    Posted by Mreds | July 28, 2011, 2:22 am
  117. LMAO! asin! backyard ke?….awon werey!

    Posted by @jademustapha | July 29, 2011, 7:31 pm

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