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Announcement

Hey people. Trust we’re all enjoying the easter break. So, just a couple of things to get through this morning. Firstly, I’d like to thank everyone for supporting The Penis Monologues Remix. I must say, the response totally blew us away. Now I know a lot of you guys have been calling for more, lets just say, you’ll get your wish.. 🙂

Secondly, for those who don’t know, I’ll be adding a year sometime next week and y’all know there definitely has to be something special here. So, watch-out for another giveaway plus “more”… Also, still in the mood of giving and cause most good theatrical productions have a song somewhere in them, I’ve decided to give you the closing tune to the P Monologues Remix. (Afterall, it is the remix..LOL).. Enjoy.

PENILE ZOMBIE (By @_thinktank_)

[To be sang in tune to FELA’s Zombie]

*[CHORUS]

Zombie-o, zombie!

ZOMBIE-O, ZOMBIE (2X)

Zombie no go stand, unless you give am blue pill

ZOMBIE

Zombie no go stop, unless e reach where e dey “come”

ZOMBIE

Zombie no go slow, unless you moan “go slower”

ZOMBIE

Zombie no go fast, unless you shout “harder, harder”

Zombie-o, zombie

ZOMBIE-O, ZOMBIE (2X)

Tell am to go rape — Joro, Jara, Joro

No logic, no reasoning, no sense — Joro, Jara, Joro

Tell am to go cheat — Joro, Jara, Joro

No love, no care, no thought — Joro, Jara, Joro

Tell am to commit adultery — Joro, Jara, Joro

No wife, no kids, no life — Joro, Jara, Joro

*[CHORUS]

Go and fuck

JORO, JARA, JORO

Go and gbensh

JORO, JARA, JORO

Go and kpox

JORO, JARA, JORO

Put am inside

JORO, JARA, JORO

Go and shag

JORO, JARA, JORO

Go and hammer

Go and PERFORM!!! *(3x)

Joro, Jara, Joro- O Zombie way na one way (3x)

Joro, Jara, Joro- Ooooh

Attention!

Stand up!

Wear condom!

Enter front!

Enter back!

Enter mouth!

Double speed!

Salute!

On top!

From Back!

Thrust in

Thrust out

Speed up

Get ready *(2x)

Arrrgghhhhhhh!!!

Yes! *(Repeat 3x from “Attention”)

*[CHORUS] ZOMBIE

Dismiss!

PS:

COMING SOON

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Announcement!!!

*Ahem… *Grabs mic*

Hey people. Well, incase you missed the big announcement on twitter yesterday, here’s the confirmation. I told you guys I’ve been busy working on some veeeerrry interesting stuff. Well, this is the first of the lot. The modern/younger version of the popular book: The Vagina Monologues done with a male slant and aptly titled: The Penis Monologues Remix.

I feel honoured to have been able to work with the awesome writers I have on the project and I can’t wait for y’all to see what we’ve cooked up. Starting from tomorrow up until Friday, I’ll be running two  scenes everyday at 10am from our remix. Make sure you check in to read and comment. So, please spread the word and see you guys tomorrow. Cheers.

*Drops mic*

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